The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

Ever find yourself salivating over a stranger's shoulder? Huffing... swishing your tongue over light pink lips, then onto your glistening white fangs. Daydreaming of all the prey you can eat.



There are a few types of vampirism of which you won't find anywhere else.





These vampires get their blood from special Rabbis who bless each package under rabbinical supervision. Many flavors consist of human, shellfish, dairy and pork. Among this type of vampirism are people of other religions who for example, keep halal. Their favorite flavor is beef blood.





Maniacal, little, venus fly traps that these people are. Making you think they're against meat consumption. Ah-ha! They cook all their food in your juices. At times taking fruits and placing them in a blood fondue. They're nick named, fruit bats of the vampire world, for the amount of fruit they live on.





Or as I like to call 'em, Scab-engers. Cut yourself, you say? Left over band aid gone missing? (Or perhaps your sanitary napkin isn't in the trash anymore?) Suddenly feel as if your wound is re-opened? I wouldn't be surprised! Scabengers will stop at nothing to literally pick on you. Once they collect enough platelet filled fun, they add salt. One exclaimed, that the taste was, "All that and a bag of chips!"













*©Written by Rose.

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