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Okay, how many of you guys have a co-workers that do office pools for sports? Yeah, me too... Not where I'm going with this, though.



Why is it that every time one of the fucking Final Four (that's basketball for all you non-jock straps) pools start -- the winner is always some WOMAN (yes! I said it!!!!) that knows not a thing about sports? Either a friend/bf/hubby helped them or they picked teams with their eyes closed! I would not say this if I hadn't seen it over the past few years. It is the craziest gambling phenomena I've ever witnessed! Horse-racing; okay... BASKETBALL? How do you bitches do it?



Stupid gambling-rings...

Just thinking to myself about a certain Acolytes avatar... That is one scary looking mother-fucker! I'm talking Meagan's Law, carry mace and adopt a werewolf!



Okay, back to snooping through everyone's shit.

Geez, pent up aggression, much?? (No names, of course...)



hey my name is ********.i am 26 years old.i am happy married to a AMAZEING women.



My Little bother on here is *********! He might be my little brother but u fuck with me your fucking with Family we will both fuck u up! and if u mess with my love i will KILL u myself!



Do shut up.

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garnetdoll
11:51 Apr 05 2009

They really like that word, bet it just rolls off that silver tongue! Cary Grant he ain't!

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ThothLestat
13:19 Apr 05 2009

Settle down, Francis.

- Sgt. Hulka, Stripes

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ladySnowStrixx
21:15 Apr 05 2009

now now you know you just want to jump his bones,LOL LOL not!!!

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Jho
05:26 Apr 06 2009

Cool story bro

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Isis101
23:35 Apr 07 2009

Ah...murder is lovely this time of the year.

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Well, the damned asylum has come to town... and now? Hybrid-stereotypes are running free of their cells. Let's just call it like it is -- I really, really... REALLY am put off by the Insane Chucklehead Posse groupies (and the band is fairly crappy, too). Yeah, you know damn well who you are. You do realize you Faygo-addicted lunatics are all going to die of diabetes?



yo whats up people my name is ****** im a mother fucking juggalo so a juggalo u welcome here any day. now im in to more the ICP. im in to all music. but i tell you that later im a goth you now dark hate sun and that shit i hate those fucking dum ass preps every time i see one i want to twist its neck off. im a pagan and i have a burning hate fo Christianity. im ok with people who are christins but not the riligun or the people that fors there religun on others. im cool with lots of people.

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garnetdoll
11:49 Apr 05 2009

I don't even rate them anymore. I just can't bring myself to do it!

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Alrighty -- this one was too easy! So, I will dive right in and say that I have no questions because now I am busy masturbating.



you all have fingers..if you wish to know about me ask.



Well, you all have fingers! You wanna ask them something or can you think of something you could be doing better with your fingers?



Nose picking

Channel Surfing

Flipping the Bird

Shadow Puppets

This journal entry...

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MeanOleRachy
01:53 Apr 02 2009

to wrap around your lovers .. .... throat and choke the hell out of her .... to use to pack a bowl.... to dial a phone... but yes masturbating sis yes one of the best uses ...

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nobodysfallenangel
12:48 Apr 02 2009

lol....I am masturbating myself...hahahha..I love you Kourt!

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Isis101
23:33 Apr 07 2009

LOL! And let's not forget:



rolling pennies

peeling a banana

picking a zit

playing the piano

scratching your ass

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LAWD JAAAAYYYYYSUS! Thank ya for coming back to us! While thou art but a Whelp on the bum on VR, I recognize you as the "maker". In Jaysus name I pray *runs from lightning*





Im ******, I play drums for the band **** and.. im here to make and meet new people!! I love metal! and icp... as you can tell. well thats all i got for now. =D





**Notice the ICP fan thing... jussayin'

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Isis101
23:37 Apr 07 2009

LMAO! I want the action figure!

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Another jugglehead invasion. I am really trying to see how a movement not of the bowel was made from the following:



The Juggalo Pledge:

I Pledge Allegiance To The Hatchet Of The Underground Society Of Juggalos,

And For The Ninjas For Which It Stands,

One Family, Under God, Full Of Freaks, With Faygo And Magic Neden For All!!



Any takers??? ThothLestat and I almost died of aneurisms trying to work through this.

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Isis101
05:10 Apr 01 2009

I'm dying right now...

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NocturnalMistress
09:14 Apr 01 2009

xD

HAHAHAHAHAH omg... you can't be serious??

you have to be.. if ThothLestat was helping you trying to figure this one out... you just have to be serious...



Wow...

If I see anybody with this on their profile as their creed...



I.. I might die from laughing waaaay too hard.

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ThothLestat
14:08 Apr 01 2009

Normally, I like ninjas. Boy, do I.

but I don't think any serious ninja would be seen in public with the Juggatards.



uh oh, there I go again... disenfranchising the disenfranchised.



p.s. I only WISH they'd stay underground. Now I'm asking for it.

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garnetdoll
14:58 Apr 01 2009

Well, I’m afraid I’m lost on this one too…I equally don’t get the ‘movement’, bowel or otherwise, maybe that’s it, maybe they are constipated and that’s what makes them so over the top in attitude, and lack of brain cells.



Goes with that old joke:



When God/Goddess made Man, all the parts of the body argued over

who would be the Boss. The Brain explained that since he controlled

all the parts of the body, he should be Boss.

The Legs argued that since they took man wherever he wanted to

go, he should be the Boss.

The Stomach countered with the explanation that since he digested

all the food, he should be the boss.

The Eyes said that without them, man would be helpless, so they

should be Boss.

Then the @ssHole applied for the Job. The other parts of the body

laughed so hard that the ass hole became mad and closed up.

After a few days the Brain went foggy, the Legs got wobbly, the

Stomach got ill, the Eyes got crossed and were unable to see. They

all finally conceded and made the @sshole Boss.



So I guess it goes to say that when we see one of these ‘underground’ members of this movement we should all keep in mind, their @ssholes rule their thinking.

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This little tidbit was unknowingly donated by an unnamed Whelp.



im currently in the process of writting a book, the name im not quite sure off yet, but its one of those with two points of veiw.



Do they mean bad or good or bad or worse?