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Vamp corporate ladder for the stupid, deranged and deluded...

Thank you to this Whelp who put a smile on my face with her silly self. Of course, names are still removed to protect the "innocent"...



IM ****** AND A JUNIOR...MY LIFE GOAL IS TO A VAMPIRE...ANYTHING THAT I NEED TO DO TO ACCOMPLISH THIS GOAL WILL BE DONE...NO MATTER WHO I HAVE TO HURT OR WHAT I HAVE TO DO



See? this is the same person that will write down the time her co-workers go to lunch and make some backhanded and loud comment in front of the boss for a little recognition. Please -- all you vampires out there, do NOT turn this nut. Bleed her dry. No, in fact, skip her as a meal altogether. I have the feeling she causes nast heartburn!

What in the hell do Vampires stand for? And who has let this person dip into the Sangria once too many (yes. once.)? They have evidently had more than their fair share. Thank you for today's entry, young newbie... Still, the names are removed to protect the innocent. *sigh*





Well,well,well. What to say. Always have loved the dark and the shadows hiding in it. Ive always been attracted to Vampires and everything they stand for. Blood? Yes, I've had quite a bit, thank you. Its such a sensual, sexy experience to taste the blood of someone you love. Its amazing.





LOL, yes, draining life force from people you love is so very charming. Blood-lusting chucklehead. Pfft.

As always, the names are removed to protect the "innocent"



I am 19 years old and am engaged to XXXXX who is also a member on here. I love vampires. Am trying anything possible to become one. I like to drink blood and so does XXXXX. We drink eachothers blood often. We will do whater it take to become vampires.

I am currently enrolled at XXXXXX XXXXX college and plan to study in nursing though I would prefer to study vampires but do not know what I would major in for that kind of research.



Oh fuck me with a catheter! Are you for real?? If I said snorting a handful of gold glitter I called pixie dust would make you fly... ah, forget it it. There's no point in asking.

*laughing hysterically* Bloody chucklehead, yes, names are removed to protect the "innocent". In this case, I have to "x" out some of the info, lol!

Summer-school math students and narcissistic blood-drinkers apply their knowledge in personal ads on VR:



my real name is XXX. i'm 20yrs old. i love rock and roll (certain types). i have blue eyes and dirty blonde hair. i like to drink blood (nobody else's just mine), and alcohol. i guess you could say that im 1/4 gothic i wear all black about 90% of the time i just dont wear all the chains, and black nail polish,etc. Um, im on here to meet a nice girl vampire and get to know her better. so feel free to hit me up at: XXXXXXX or drop me a message on here watever you want. if i dont answer rite away please dont ignore me i try and get on wenever i can. i have 2 jobs and a very hectic life.

"Quote: r u retarded maybe"



My rate comment:

Is this rhetorical and directed at yourself?



Now, I desperately want to say the username on this profile, luckily, they opted to repeat their name as the body of their pro and that, is sadly a big enough hint.

If you think you're pro has a deep and probing quote, I beg you to reconsider... Here is a quote from one of VR's newest MENSA candidates (if you have not heard of MENSA then you may be a candidate, yourself).



Quote: The World dosen't diappear when you close your eyes



Well, I believe that to be true since the world tends to be full of shit. See? That was pretty center-of-the-Earth, no?

I need a screaming orgasm, a bone-crushing hug from a friend, help paying off bills, a bigger salary increase, another car, another screaming orgasm and about twenty other things... no thirty... no, that can't be right, I forgot my Christmas List.



Thank you, dear Whelp, for this contribution to my journal... Yes, names are still protected to save the "innocent".



"Blue/black hair

5ft 3"

green/blue eyes



what more do you need"



My needs??? *see above*

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LIFEBLOOD
19:01 Aug 14 2008

I may be able to help with some of this .. lol

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CryingDutchess
19:49 Aug 14 2008

See? Isn't the VR community the most giving in the entire world wide web? LOL -- thank you for the offer...

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Im back to being the profile bitch... All names are withheld to protect the innocent -- though, some could obviously use a helping hand and others are just not that innocent!





i love vampire's.

im single.

i love to talk.

an i love guys.

im funn to be around.

an funn to talk to.

all ya,

NEVER ask me my age.

i dont like to tell ppl

cause they always judge me by it





Becuzz, noe wun wood judj bi spelllling...



I'm just sayin'...

My fucking neighbor's dog has a VR account! Good thing it's a Free Member....



"i like to chew table legs and pencils .im the chill you feel in your kitchen late at night heh heh heh."



*looks at dogt" You are a naughty little lad! I thought it was you trying to hump my leg last night...



Sheesh, Im a shit...

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VanDick
01:03 Aug 08 2008

That is too funny!

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Isis101
21:44 Oct 20 2008

LMAO! I love your collection of lil' Whelp quotes from Hell...

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I am about to rename this section of my journal -- you guys are just making it too easy...



"Quote: "Believe anything, concieve everything!""



Translates: Stay forever gullible and constantly knocked up!

LOL, oh bless your cotton-socks... *trying to breathe*

It's been established that I am a shit... so this should be no surprise...





Again, thank you to the newbie who wrote this quote...



"Quote: if u piss me off ull get bitched at...so dont piss me off"



First thought in my mind was barking LOL!!

Okay, it's wrong to "out" someone, but they brought this one on themselves...



I was reading new pros and came across this



"im a Buddhist-Vampire, too many ppl think that this is contradictory, but in fact they go together nicely as both have similar characteristics in simplicity."



1) Thanks, I can skip an ab workout at the gym (bonus)

2) A heft WTF?!?!? Similarity how? Both start with a consonant? Umm, "b" and "v" are interchangeable in sound when speaking Spanish?

3) If too many people tend to lean in a certain direction -- sometimes it is because they are trying to tell you something.



*sigh* Im a bitch. LOL, it was still funny as hell to read -- thank you newbie!

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queenmorbid
22:20 Aug 07 2008

Vampire and Buddist? Excuse me. Buddists dont believe in harming ANY creature, and vampires ...well we all know what they do, lmao. Sounds like this dude is royally full of SHIT.

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Maledicta
22:55 Aug 07 2008

"Hmm...lets take two labels which will make me sound cool and unique, and put them together, regardless of the oxymoronic properties of my new tag"



What an ass :-)

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Bloody hell! Is no one totally full of shit? Must we all just take one giant enema? All games, no balls. So very self-serving and I am not in the least surprised.

I just thought this was funny:



Have the most Stalkers



Member



Stalkers





GrieviousDemon





126







nobodysfallenangel





107







HatredOfAll





102





You are ranked 6049th with 1

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nobodysfallenangel
22:53 Aug 02 2008

LOL! I need to stalk you huh.. lemme go get your ass and stalk you!

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CryingDutchess
15:44 Aug 11 2008

I love NFA, have I mentioned that?! *runs to look in bushes*

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Isis101
21:46 Oct 20 2008

Currently, I have 3 stalkers...all friends. But when I go to the Top list, it says that I have 4 stalkers...WTF? Who is spying on me? Now, I'm getting paranoid! LOL!

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Simple. I am determined to get into the X-Games. I am going to start jumping bikes again -- hopefully without the repeat last summer (yeah, I won't talk about it, so never ask. I lived and that's all.).



I am watching the Super BMX jumps -- and holy shit on toast! I want to be able to rock a 70' ramp and trick out a no handed backflip into a tail whip, land it and ramp into a Superman seat-grab flip. *and the crowd cheers!!!* LOL I get so pumped watching this stuff. Im now on to Speed & Style event -- the FIRST ever in the X games -- I don't ride motor-cross, but want to learn.



My only peeve is people telling me I can't do it, shouldn't do it, will get hurt, etc... My thing is, you only live once. Why shouldn't I do this while I still can?? There will come a time when my body can't do any of this -- but, baby! It ain't today!! Bring on the motherfuckin' jumps, I am going to be the chick that throws down with the fellas.