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LMAO, I only preach truth... I am a gospel unto myself!
Achtung!
00:26 Jul 17 2009 Times Read: 685
Mein ist un kampf der wunder
Saw Bruno with mom, today... How in the hell did Sacha Cohen survive filming any of this in the Middle East? It was hysterical, yet I could not laugh because I kept waiting for someone to kill him on site!
What's funniest to me is that I now view him like a comedic George Romero whose making fun of Americans...
love that man with all my heart sis you know that. he knows how terribly sad I am right now. your gonna beat him huh but sis he can just stand there and keep ya at arms length lol
Gee, I was thinking similar thoughts , I thought Da ole man Loved me too. Atleast I know My Dutchy does.
Chicka bow wow!
03:30 Jul 16 2009 Times Read: 706
Gosh! What is it about a woman in just a men's dress shirt and bare legs that is so damned perty? Lord? Bless my DVR for it is the way and the light, thank you.
but a long flannel shirt and cowboy boots works well too hehe
Pee Pee Slalom!
23:02 Jul 15 2009 Times Read: 712
Well, I have put in for a new Olympic event: Pee Pee Slalom!
Basically, competitors drink copious amounts of fluid and then are restrained from using a bathroom until the last possible minute. THEN! (Oh, this is purely a female event) these athletes must negotiate their way to the bathroom, drop their pants and squat not sit over the toilet and relieve themselves. Who ever can stay in hover position the longest AND manage not to get urine anywhere but the bowl, wins.
Im working on the name... I used to call this squat maneuver the "Mary-Lou Retton" but the flipping bitch wanted me to pay for the right.
Hahah what the fuck sis this would be no fucking contest give me the fuckin bottle of rum and have the ex fuckin call me I bet I fuckin win !
Iced Coffee Madness
15:43 Jul 10 2009 Times Read: 724
Well, the McDonalds Iced Coffee is pretty... efficent.
Not even halfway though it and my stomach goes on red alert. It took me ten minutes of nonchalantly passing by the occupied bathroom and another ten minutes of me walking around to avoid doing the "bathroom dance"... and another five minutes to leave a methane gas wake behind me as I made it to the bathroom.
All I can say is, THANK GOD we have fantastic water-pressure in the toilet. Nothing worse than the all-telling "double flush"!
XDD Ahhh, coffee... Never to be had on a first date.
Shit. I've tried to watch this damned movie four times, already. Straight, stoned, distracted and half-asleep -- and I can't finish Night in the Museum 2.
I can't let it beat me. This time, I am going to watch this while paying attention! (and possibly stoned ;-P)
Puts the gravity bong on the floor in front of her.. here try this . . .
Drunk with POWER!
01:37 Jul 07 2009 Times Read: 767
Whoa, now I see how the media gets out of control! It only took me until my second interview, too!
From:
DreamlessNight
Chimera (90)
19:21:56
Jul 06 2009
Email to Self
O.O
I'm not a sex offender
On 00:14:49 Jul 07 2009 (-0 GMT) CryingDutchess wrote:
Okay, Im going to be sending the questions to you so that you can focus on them individually. I may use everything, I may not.. I know you'll have fun with the questions, so I am glad you and vamp volunteered!
CD: As a reformed sex offender, have you found VR to be an embracing place?
I came home and grabbed the mail -- my GameInformer magazine had just come in and when my roommate saw me reading it he kindly told me that there is nothing sexier than a woman who knows her Xbox!
Shit, I just realized, Xbox might be some new euphemism I am not yet privy to!
"They are illegally tasering me! I am protecting myself in favor of THAT!" This is probably one of the funniest moment in police could-have-been-brutality history! I don't like to put videos in here so much (unless it's mine) so, I hope that lends credibility to the worthiness.
This started off as a message from my bro. I couldn't turn away from this guy. Please understand, that I just think this guy is hilarious! He has this whole homey thing down... Like a little rapping Big Bird...
A break for a couple of shoutout, y'all!
Oh, and please, do not test... or ELSE! (check out the suplex!XDDD)
Well, when you add it all up, I am just not funny at all. Fucking MENSA humor. I never should have put that out there. *kicks at ground* Damn it. Damn it, damn it, damn it...
(yeah, read from the bottom up. it's lengthy and i'm lazy)
emovampire15:
22:49:27 - Jun 30 2009
wow the box is dead tonight yawnzy runs to a tree and lays down
CryingDutchess:
22:48:57 - Jun 30 2009
-5? What? You gonna prod my integers off??
Haiku:
22:48:46 - Jun 30 2009
I'm happy to oblige
CryingDutchess:
22:48:25 - Jun 30 2009
umm, truth be told? I enjoyed it very much. I don't often get prodded...
Just a thought... For every token minority thrown into a movie to appease the ACLU/SAG members, how is it that for every token, another is found for them to date?
COMMENTS
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ladySnowStrixx
19:23 Jul 30 2009
Oh Thank You! This was a True inspiration of Truth.
CryingDutchess
22:43 Jul 30 2009
LMAO, I only preach truth... I am a gospel unto myself!