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contemplating the quantum physics of an omlet going through the 4th dimension at warp speed... in reverse!

the quantum physics of an omelet going through the 4th Dennison at warp speed in reverse is a direct result of mixing alcohols with a chicken and re fried pinto beans

therefore causing a rip in the space time continuum

during which a guy name Steve in Omaha Nebraska is sitting down to breakfast when out of no where two men show up one in a tattered bath robe the other a very sharp dresser

the man in the robe says" ford where in Fuck's sake are we now?"

ford replies"according to my calculations it's ... breakfast"