Yes, these are things a 31yr old woman wants to hear. OMFG Im 31! *cries*
What the fuck happened?! lol...
Out of all the random and interesting things I have heard..................................nothing beats that dude outside of the Wal Mart who told his friend that he used a jar of baby food as an acceptable replacement for lube when he jerked off.
Bravo, good Sir! Im a little more scarred on the inside now lol.
*shivers and tells self that it's gonna be okay*
I wonder what flavor he used. Hmmm.
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ThothLestat
03:10 Jun 29 2010
I know, right?
It seems like just last week I was in pajamas, eating cereal and watching cartoons.
(no really, that was literally last week)
31 is the new 24.
It's this year's black.
captainglobehead
14:23 Jun 29 2010
Very glad to read that something made you smile.