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How to summon the teenage minion in your home.



Step 1. Buy a cordless doorbell system.

Step 2. Place it inside your teenagers’ room.

Step 3. Make sure all the batteries are fresh and check them every few months.

Step 4. Take the push button for the doorbell system and place it where you know where it is.

Step 5. Inform the teenager what exactly will happen to them if they do not respond to the doorbell when it goes off.

Step 6. Follow threw on said consequence if/when the teenager does not appear as summoned.

Step 7. Reinforce the rules.

Step 8. Do not loose the button.



This is how we summon the teenage minion in our home. Works great.

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Silverbow
03:31 May 25 2008

HAHA you are so funny dear.



You where not even in the country when we enacted this little summoning system. :)

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Joli
21:02 Jul 27 2008

::LOVE:: this idea!

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