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Step 1. Constantly leave status updates about how lonely you are without a significant other. Update your relationship status to convey state of singleness on a daily basis. ('Cause this isn't weird at all!)



Step 2. State loudly, clearly, and frequently that you'd never change anything about yourself to be in a relationship, because you want to be 100% genuine.



Step 3. Alternate above step with posting tabloid-caliber articles about how women can change to make themselves more attractive to men (and you).



Step 4. Remark constantly about how screwed up society is that women never want to date you because you're a nice guy, and y'know, women don't date nice guys.

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Daire
01:17 Jul 23 2012

How do I keep getting friendzoned by all these whores?

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Isis101
01:33 Jul 23 2012

LOL!

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