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The Internet just advised me to not apologize if I am not truly sorry.



Well, fuck, I could have used those breaths to say "I don't care". I want my money back!

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Isis101
02:52 Jun 23 2014

A surprise to see you here! I hope all is well with you!

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I never mind a contagious yawn but you keep your contagious butt itching.



Maybe you should see a doctor about that.

Telling stories to my nephew about his baby-hood is always fun...



Ending those stories with "...and now you're shaped like your mother" is not always fun...

Have you ever been so bored that you spot cleaned your carpet with a toothbrush?



No? Pfft, me neither.