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They're having a thing today that combines white people's idea of Cinco De Mayo and the Kentucky Derby and they're calling it: Cinco De Derby. Fifth of Derby. Not Dos De Mayo Derby, not even Dos De Derby because, frankly, they're just a bunch of MAGA folks and knowing that would be too woke or something.

These same folks accuse others of intellectual elitism and I'm like, damn, I am not that bright and even I cannot lower the bar enough to keep these people from feeling inferior. It's hard out here, it's hard.