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Sueños...10:21 Feb 11 2013
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Ni si quiera ocurre un pestañeo
mientras fácilmente
se repite, de nuevo,
esa jodía noche.
Dude, Burn Dude!
17:43 Feb 07 2013
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Dude1- Hey man, can I tell you something? It's kind of strange.
Dude2- Sure, you can tell me anything!
Dude1- I've not been with a woman in almost 2 years.
Dude2- Yeah, I know. So what?
Dude1- Well, When I took a piss this morning, it burned.
Dude2- Cancel our plans tonight, I'm not coming over.
Dude1- WTF why? You told me I could tell you anything!
Dude2- OH, no no. This is about something completely unrelated to what you just told me.
Dude1- Then what?
Dude2- I'm going to the ER.
Dude1- What the hell is wrong?
Dude2- I shook your hand.
Dude1- -_-
Dude2- Burn! ^_^
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