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10:02 Aug 31 2011
Times Read: 561

ZOMG! Can't believe he did that! -dies laughing-

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09:41 Aug 27 2011
Times Read: 581

Hate feeling like this. Hate the waiting. Hate the not knowing. Hate being scared and freaked out. Hate not having anyone to share this with..

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PandorasBx
18:35 Aug 27 2011

*hugs* call me woman.

TLDG
01:46 Aug 28 2011

*hugs back* Okay you're a woman haha :p

19:13 Aug 23 2011
Times Read: 587

A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargement.

He tells her, 'Every day when you get out of the shower, rub the top of your nipples and say, 'Scooby dooby dooby. I want bigger boobies.'

She did this every day faithfully and after several months ... It worked! She grew great boobs! One night she went to a party, got trashed, and went home with some strange guy. In the morning when she woke up, she didn't know where she was, so she took a shower and left for work.

On the bus she realized that she had forgotten to do her morning ritual. At this point she loved her boobs and didn't want to lose them, so she got up in the middle of the bus and said, 'Scooby dooby dooby, I want bigger boobies.'

A guy sitting nearby asked her, 'Do you go to Dr. Smith by any chance?'

'Why, yes, I do. How did you know?'

'Hickory dickory dock ...'

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ladySnowStrixx
18:05 Aug 27 2011

lol that is too funny

12:43 Aug 19 2011
Times Read: 593

She walks through the tall grass with a graceful pose,

She bends down to lay her perfect black rose,

She wipes the tears that fill her eyes,

And visions of the past marquee the skies...

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23:04 Aug 11 2011
Times Read: 618

Here's a giggle for us ladies!! Have u ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for. Well its time you became informed! (A) Almost tits. (B) Barely there. (C) Can't Complain! (D) Damn! (DD) Double Damn!(E) Enormous! (F) Fake. (G) Get a Reduction. (H) Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!

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