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04:16 Feb 27 2012
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Wooohoooo thank you so much it's about damn time it's been so long since I've gotten a 1! I'm so excited I could burst!







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Date: 13:24:52 - Feb 26 2012

Rating: 1

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Bellanova333
Bellanova333
13:18 Feb 27 2012

it's hard to roll out of bed some days without the e-love ; )





 

23:13 Feb 24 2012
Times Read: 532


When I start makin' love I don't just make love... I be strokin'

That's what I be doin', huh

I be strokin'



I stroke it to the east

And I stroke it to the west

And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best

I be strokin'



Let me ask you somethin'...

What time of the day do you like to make love

Have you ever made love just before breakfast

Have you ever made love while you watched the late, late show

Well, let me ask you this

Have you ever made love on a couch

Well, let me ask you this

Have you ever made love on the back seat of a car

I remember one time I made love on the back seat of a car

And the police came and shined his light on me, and I said:



I'm strokin', that's what I'm doin', I be strokin'

I stroke it to the east

And I stroke it to the west

And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best

I be strokin'



Let me ask you something...

How long has it been since you made love, huh?

Did you make love yesterday

Did you make love last week

Did you make love last year

Or maybe it might be that you plannin' on makin' love tonight

But just remember, when you start making love

You make it hard, long, soft, short

And be strokin'

I be strokin'



I stroke it to the east

And I stroke it to the west

And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh

I be strokin'

Now when I start making love to my woman



I don't stop until I know she's sas-ified

And I can always tell when she gets sas-ified

'Cause when she gets sas-fied she start calling my name

She'd say: 'Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter

Clarence Carter, ooooh shit, Clarence Carter'

The other night I was strokin' my woman

And it got so good to her, you know what she told me

Let me tell you what she told me, she said:

'Stroke it Clarence Carter, but don't stroke so fast

If my stuff ain't tight enough, you can stick it up my...' WOO!



I be strokin' Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

I be strokin'



I stroke it to the east

And I stroke it to the west

And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh



I be strokin'

I be strokin' Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

I be strokin', Yeah!

I be strokin'



I stroke it to the north

I stroke it to the south

I stroke it everywhere

I even stroke it with my... Woo!



I be strokin'

I be strokin' Ha! Ha!

I be strokin'


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VenusFire
VenusFire
23:36 Feb 24 2012

Old memories come to mind when I saw this entry. Thanks for the flashback! :)





PandorasBx
PandorasBx
23:40 Feb 24 2012

LOL!!!





 

16:30 Feb 24 2012
Times Read: 557


Be careful what you tell people, cause you never know who will find out what you said. I found this out to be true and also found out that I'm single now and found out the hard way..lol oh well life goes on -grins-


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PandorasBx
PandorasBx
18:42 Feb 24 2012

Wha??????





moonkissed
moonkissed
20:09 Feb 24 2012

This is why I never say anything about anyone that I am not prepared to say TO them.





tr1n1ty01
tr1n1ty01
20:26 Feb 24 2012

You can also be telling someone you think you know, but did not know that the person gave their acct. away. So you are babbling away to a stranger O.o





 

I Google to much -facepalm- lol

11:49 Feb 22 2012
Times Read: 560


Yea I have no life lol

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Huge list of names for the penis



#

100% all-beef thermometer

21st digit









A

Ace in the hole

Acorn Andy

Action Jackson

Adam Halfpint

Admiral Winky

African black snake

Afro man

AIDS baster

AIDS grenade, The

Alabama blacksnake

Albino cave dweller

All-day sucker

Anaconda

Anal impaler

Anal intruder

Anal Spear

Ankle spanker

Apple-headed monster

Ass blaster

Ass pirate

Ass wedge

Astralgod

Auger-headed gut wrench









B

Ba-donk-a-donk

Baby maker

Baby's arm holding an apple

Baby's arm in a boxing glove

Bacon bazooker

Bacon rod

Badboy

Bagpipe

Bald Avenger, The

Bald butler

Bald-headed beauty

Bald-headed giggle stick

Bald-headed hermit

Bald-headed Jesus

Bald-headed yogurt slinger

Baldy-headed spunk-juice dispenser

Ball buddy

Baloney pony

Banana

Bat and balls

Battering ram

Bayonet

Bavarian Beefstick

Bean stalk

Beard splitter

Bearded burglar

Beastus maximus

Beaver buster

Beaver Cleaver

Bed snake

Beef baton

Beef bayonet

Beef belt buckle

Beef bugle

Beef bus

Beef missile

Beef soldier

Beef stick

Beefy McManstick

Bell rope

Belly stick

Best leg of three

(Big) Beanpole

Big Dick & the twins

Big Dickus

Big Jake the ene-eyed snake

Big Jim and the Twins

Big Johnson

Big Lebowski

Big number one

Big Mac

Big red

Big rod

Big Uncle

Biggus Dickus

Bilbo Baggins

Bishop, The

Bishop with his nice red hat

Bitch blaster

Bitch stick

Bits and pieces

Blind butler

Blind snake

Blood blunt

Blood engorged mayonnaise cannon

Blood slug

Blood sword

Blow pop

Blowtorch

Blue steel

Blue-veined jackhammer

Blue-veined junket pumper

Blue-veined piccolo

Blue-veined puss chucker

Blue-veiner

Blunt

Bob

Bob Dole

Bob Johnson

Bobo

Bone

Bone phone

Bone rollercoaster

Boneless beef

Boneless fish

Boner

Boney cannelloni

Bone-her

Boom stick

Bop gun

Bottle rocket

Bow-legged swamp donkey

Box buster

Boybrush

Bradford and the pair

Bratwurst

Breakfast burrito

Breakfast wood

Broom

Brutus

Bubba

Bulbulous big-knob

Bumtickler

Bush beater

Bush rusher

Bushwhacker

Buster Hymen

Buster McThunderstick

Butt blaster

Butt pirate

Butter churn

Butterknife









C

Camel rider

Candy cane

Canelo

Caped crusader

Captain Bilbo

Captain Crook

Captain Hook

Captain Howdy

Captain Kirk

Captain Winky

Carnal stump

Cattle prod

Cave hunter

Cax

Cervix crusader

Cervix pounder

Chancellor, The

Chap

Charlie Russell the one-eyed muscle

Cheese staff

Cherry picker

Cherry poppin' daddy

Cherry splitter

Chi Zi Wang

Chick sticker

Chicksicle

Chief of staff

Chimbo

Chimney cleaner

Choo-choo

Choad (chode)

Chorizo

Chowder dumper

Chubby

Chubby conquistador, The

Chum

Chunk 'o' love

Chunder thunder

Cigar

Circus boy

Clam digger

Clam hammer

Clam sticker

Clit tickler

Clown, The

Cob

Cock

Cock goblin

Cock-a-saurus Rex

Cocktus

Cockus erectus

Codger

Colon cowboy

Colon crusader

Colossus

Coral branch

Corndog

Cornholer

Cornstalk

Cornstalk cowboy

Crack hunter

Crack smacker

Cramstick

Crank

Crank shaft

Cream-filled meat stick

Cream bandit

Cream cannon

Creamsicle

Creamstick

Cream spritzer

Crimson chitterling

Crimson Darth Vader

Crippler

Crotch cobra

Crotch cowboy

Crotch rocket

Crotch vomiter

Crushin' Russian, The

Cum pump

Cummingtonite

Cunny-catcher

Cunt caper, The

Cunt companion

Cunt pumper

Cunt rifle

Cunt scrubber

Cupid's arrow

Curious George

Custard cannon

Custard chucker

Custard pump

Cyclops

Cycloptic milk spitter









D

Daddy Long-stroke

Danger the one-eyed ranger

Danglin' fury

Danglin' wang

Dangling participle

Dart of love

Darth Vader

Davy Crockett

Deep-veined purple-helmeted spartan of love

Demeanor, The

Diamond cutter

Dick

Dickimus Maximus

Dickory dock

Dickory-smoked coal sausage

Digit

Diller

Dilly-ho-ho

Ding-a-ling

Ding-dong

Dingaroo

Dingle

Dingle dangle

Dingledong

Dinglehopper

Dingus

Dingy

Dinky

Dipstick

Dirk Diggler

Divining rod

Dobber

Docking tube

Dog knot

Dolphin

Dong

Dong-bong

Dong-stick

Dongle

Donker

Donkey Kong

Doo-dad

Doo-dar

Dooflinky

Doodle

Doodle dandy

Dooker

Doo-hickey

Doppelganger

Dora the anal explorer

Dork

Doughnut holder

Dribbling dart of love

Dribbling dragon

Dr. Cyclops

Dr. Feelgood

Dr. Wang

Duke, The

Dumb stick

Dungula bone









E

Early riser, The

Earthworm Jim

Easy rider

Egg roll

Eight inches of blunt fury

Eight inches of throbbing pink Jesus

Equipment

El Capitan

El Presidente

Elastic plastic

Elephant trunk

Elmer the glue shooter

Elvis

Engine cranker

Everlasting gob-dropper

Every-other-time

Excalibur

Excreting eel

Executive staff member









F

Fallopian fiddler

Family jewels

Fandangle

Fandangled mandangler

Fat Albert

Fat finger

Fat Johnson

Fetus feeler

Fiddle bow

Fiddle stick

Fire breathing dragon

Fire hose

Fire rod

Fireman Ed

Firm worm

Fish hook

Fishing rod

Fishing tackle

Flapdoodle

Fleshbone

Flesh bat

Flesh cigar

Flesh enema

Flesh flute

Flesh hoagie

Flesh injection

Flesh maggot

Flesh missile

Flesh pistol

Flesh rocket

Flesh tornado

Flesh trumpet

Flesh twinkie

Fleshy Winnebago, The

Flip-flap

Fluid spitter

Foaming beef probe

Foo-foo

Foofer (Foof)

Fool sticker

Footlong

Fondo worm

Frank 'n' beans

Frankfurter

Freddy firehose

Freddy fish monger

Free Willy

Frigamajig

Frightful Hog, The

Fuck ferret

Fuck flute

Fuck puppet

Fuckpole

Fuckstick

Fudgebar

Fudgepacker

Full meal

Fun gun

Fun truncheon

Fury, The

Fuzzbuster









G

Gadget

Gag mallet

Gap stopper

Gash mallet

Gear shift

General, The

German soldier, The

Gherkin

Giant-sized man-thing

Giggle stick

Gimmer stick

Girthy McGirth

Girthy sausage

Giving tree, The

Gleaming love sword

Glo worm

Gluestick

Godzilla

Goo pipe

Goose's neck

Governor

Grabthar's hammer

Grandpa's knee

Granite edifice

Gravy maker

Great pyramid, The

Grinding tool

Grissel stick

Gummi worm

Gushin' Prussian, The

Gut buster, The

Gut stick

Gut tappa, The

Gut wrench

Guy, My









H

Hair splitter

Hairy acorn

Hairy Houdini

Hairy pencil

Hairy scary and the two bald men

Hairy snake

Ham roll

Hammer of Thor

Hampton

Handfucker

Handgun

Handwarmer

Handy andy

Hang-lo

Hanging Chad

Hanging hag

Hanging Johnny

Happy Harry Hard-on

Happy worm

Hard-on

Hardware

Harry

Harry & the Hendersons

Harry hot dog

He-ham

He-man sword

He who must be obeyed

Heat-seeking moisture missile

Heavy hitter

Helmet man

Herbie

Herculean lizard

Hercules

Herman the one-eyed German

Herman von Longschlongstein

Hidden treasure

High pressure vein cane

Him-hang

His Eminence

His majesty

His rig

Hog

Hog leg

Hole cork

Holy poker

Holy water sprinkler

Homewrecker, The

Homo Erectus

Honeypot cleaver

Honeystick

Honk the Magic Goose

Hoo hoo

Hooded warrior

Hooty hoo

Horse-necked clam

Hose

Hot beef injection

Hot dog

Hot popsicle

Hot rod Harvey

Hot stick

Hot tamale

Hugo

Hum-diddler

Humongo

Hung Wei Lo

Hunka-hunka burnin' love, The

Hymen hammer









I

Ice cream machine

Impregnator

Incredible bulk, The

Inflatable iron

Injection erection

Instant sex drive lever

Internal spinal massager

Intrusion protrusion

Invincible man, The

Iron horse

Iron rod

Italian stallion

Itty bitty meat

Ivan the Terrible

Ivory shaft









J

Jack in the box

Jackhammer

Jake the one-eyed snake

Javelin

Jellyfish

Jerkin' gherkin

Jibberstick

Jigger

Jiggling bone

Jim and the twins

Jiminy Cricket

Jimmer jammer

Jimmy

Jimmy Wriggler

Jing jang

Jingle bone

Jive sausage

Jizz syringe, The

Jizz whiz

Jockey stick

Johnson

John Thomas

John Thursday

Johnny Cockrane

Johnny Come Early

Joint

JoJo the circus clown

Jolly green giant

Jolly jellybean

Joybuzzer

Joyprong

Joystick

Julio

Junior

Junior burger

Junk









K

Kaptain Kielbasa

Ken cracker

Kentucky horn

Kentucky telescope

Kibble 'n' Bitz

Kick stand

Kidney cracker

Kidney scraper

Kidney wiper

Kielbasa

King Dingaling

King Dong

King, The

Kipper ripper

Knee knocker

Knowledge stick

Knob

Kojak

Komodo dragon

Kong

Kosher pickle









L

Lady dagger

Lance of love

Lap rope

Last action hero

Leader of the sack

Leaky faucet

Leather lollipop

Lewinski lunch

Lickin' stick

Licorice stick

Life preserver

Lil buddy

Lil Mr.

Lincoln log

Little admiral, The

Little bastard

Little Billy

Little bishop in a turtle neck

Little brother

Little Colonel

Little Dickie

Little Dutch boy

Little Elvis

Little friend

Little gator

Little guy

Little Jesus

Little Juan

Little man

Little shepherd boy

Little slugger

Little Willy

Live sausage

Lizard

Lobster

Lollipop

Long Dong Silver

Lord Hardwick

Long John

Long Tom

Longrod Von Hugenstein

Lord James D'Armais

Lord Plumber

Louisville plugger

Louisville slugger

Love gun

Love leg

Love log

Love lollipop

Love meat

Love muscle

Love-n-ator, The

Love pole

Love pump

Love sausage

Love stick

Love sub

Love sword

Love thruster

Love train

Love truncheon

Love wand

Love weasel

Love whistle

Love torpedo

Lucky charm

Lucky Chucky

Lunch

Lunchmeat truncheon

Lung disturber

Lung puncturer

(Luscious) Lollipop









M

Magenta mushroom

Magic Johnson

Magic member

Magic stick

Magic wand

Main vein

Major Manchowder

Major woody

Man-dingler

Man-milk dispenser

Man-sized manicotti

Manchild

Mangina

Mangroin

Manimal

Man axe

Man cannon

Man hammer

Man in the pink helmet, The

Man loaf

Man log

Man meat

Man muscle

Man pipe

Man plow

Man pole

Man root

Mandingo

Manoy

Man's best friend

Marriage tackle

Marrowbone

Master blaster

Master John Goodfellow

Master of ceremonies

Master Wang

Mayonnaise cannon

Mayonnaise pistol

Maypole

Meat

Meat 'n' potatoes

Meat 'n' (two) veggies

Meat balloon

Meat bat

Meat cigar

Meat enema

Meat flute

Meat hammer

Meat harp

Meat missile

Meat musket

Meat pipe

Meat pole

Meat popsicle

Meat puppet

Meat skewer

Meat speculum

Meat stick

Meat straw

Meat tampon

Meat thermometer

Meat train

Meat twinkie

Meat whistle

Meat wrench

Meatsicle

Meaty cudgel

Meaty internal spine support

Meaty tongue depressor

Melon baster

Member

Menstrual miner

Midas

Middle leg

Midnight wangler, The

Mighty anaconda, The

Mighty Dolan, The

Mighty Joe Young

Mighty monkey

Mighty Thor, The

Milkman

Mini-me

Mister

Mister happy

Moby Dick

Mojo

Molten mushroom, The

Monkeymaker

Monkey

Monkey tamer, The

Monster, The

Monty's python

Morning glory

Morning muscle

Moses

Mr. Bendy

Mr. Big

Mr. Bigglesworth

Mr. Bo

Mr. Boing Boing

Mr. Bojangles

Mr. Bozack

Mr. Clean

Mr. Eel-y

Mr. Friendly

Mr. Giggles

Mr. Good Bar

Mr. Happy

Mr. Jiggle Daddy

Mr Johnson and the juice crew

Mr. Magoo

Mr. Matey

Mr. Merrymaker

Mr. Microphone

Mr. Mojo Risin'

Mr. Mouth Missle

Mr. Mushroom head

Mr. Pee-pee

Mr. Peepers

Mr. Plumpy

Mr. Potato Head

Mr. President

Mr. Rogers

Mr. Salami

Mr. Sniffles

Mr. Toad's wild ride

Mr. Wiggles

Mr. Wigglestick

Mr. Wiggly

Mr. Wiggly Flops

Mr. Willy

Mr. Winky

Mr. Wobbly

Muff marauder, The

Muff mole

Muffin butterer

Mule

Murky Lurker, The

Muscle of love

Mushroom on a stick

Mushroom-tipped love dart

Mushroom-tipped man sword

Mustn'touchit

Mutton dagger

Mutton javelin

Mutton pole

Muzzled bulldog









N

Nag

Nail

Navajo hogan, The

Nebuchadnezzar

Needle

Nightcrawler

Night stick

Nimrod

Nine inch knocker

Nudger

Nuke, The

Nut cannon









O

O'Henry

Ol' diamond cutter

Ol' one-eye

Old Blind Bob

Old chap

Old drizzly

Old faithful

Old fella

Old man

Old slimy

Oliver Twist

One-eyed bath tub eel

One-eyed blue-vein

One-eyed cave dweller

One-eyed Charlie and the Stink Twins

One-eyed cornhusker

One-eyed cow killer

One-eyed custard chucker

One-eyed Fred

One-eyed giant

One-eyed gopher

One-eyed hip snake

One-eyed horny newt

One-eyed Jack

One-eyed lizard with the saggy chin

One-eyed milkman

One-eyed moisture missle

One-eyed monster

One-eyed nightcrawler

One-eyed snake

One-eyed superhero

One-eyed throbbing python of love

One-eyed trouser mouse

One-eyed trouser psychic

One-eyed trouser snake

One-eyed trouser trout

One-eyed Willy

One-eyed wonder weasel

One-eyed wonder worm

One-eyed wrinkle-necked trouser trout

One-eyed yogurt thrower

One-holed bologna phone

One-holed friction whistle

One-string bass

Optimus prime

Organ

Other head, The

Otis Deepthroatis

Our one-eyed brother

Ovarian pool stick

Oyster probe









P

Package

Pajama python

Palm pilot

Panda express

Pants snake

Papa's poker

Passion pistol

Passion pump

Peacemaker

Peanut

Pearl diver

Pearl pole

Pebbles and Bam Bam

Pecker

Pedro

Pee pee

Pee-Wee

Peener

Peenie

Pelvic punisher

Pelvis thumb

Pencil

Pendulum

Peni

Penial

Pennis the Menace

Pepe

Peppito

Percy

Perpendicular bisector

Perpendicular pickle, The

Pete(r)

Peter the Great

Petit Jesu

Phallus

Piccolo

Pickle

Pied piper

Piece

Piece of pork

Pig in a blanket

Pigskin bus

Pigsticker

Pikestaff

Piledriver

Pillipacker

Pimp cane

Pimpin' stick

Pink cigar

Pink Floyd

Pink oboe, The

Pink seeking missile

Pink steel

Pink torpedo

Pinkle

Pinnochio

Pipe cleaner

Piss pump

Piss handle

Piss whistle

Pisser

Piston rod

Placenta poker

Pleasure missile

Pleasure pickle

Pleasure piston

Plonker

Pocket pool stick

Pocket rocket

Polish kielbasa

Polished pine

Plum-tree shaker

Pocket otter

Pocket perch

Pocket rocket

Poka-her-hontas

Pogo-stick

Pointer

Pole

Polvo

Polyphemus

Pompadoodle

Poon farmer

Poon prod

Poon pounder

Poon wrecker

Poontanger

Poozle weasel (woozle)

Pope John Pole III

Popeye

Porcelain plumber, The

Porridge bazooka

Porridge gun

Pork knife

Pork sword

Pork truncheon

Porkeroon

Porksicle

Porn prong

Porridge pump

Power rod

Powerprawn, The

Premeditator, The

Presidential podium

Prick

Prickolo

Pride and joy

Primus pilus

Prince Charming

Prince Everhard of the Netherlands

Private parts

Probe

Prong

Protein spicket

Protein torpedo

Pube kabob

Pubic bong

Pud

Pudding cannon

Puff the Magic Dragon

Pulsating python of love

Pulsating throat clogger

Pulsating woodwind

Pump-action porridge bazooka

Pump-action yogurt rifle

Pump handle

Pumping pole of penile power

Pup Tent

Puppet Jack

Purple avenger

Purple bulb

Purple-headed bed snake

Purple-headed belly ripper

Purple-headed burrow beast

Purple-headed cum shooter

Purple-headed custard chucker

Purple-headed love truncheon

Purple-headed meat scepter

Purple-headed pirate

Purple-headed punisher

Purple-headed warrior

Purple-headed womb broom

Purple-headed womb ferret

Purple-headed yogurt slinger

Purple-helmeted snot Nazi

Purple-helmeted soldier of love

Purple-helmeted Nazi of love

Purple-helmeted warrior

Purple muffin

Purple mushroom

Purple piledriver

Purple pork chop

Purple pulsating pillar of power

Purple turkey baster

Pussy duster, The

Pussy piston

Pussy plumber

Pussy plunger

Pussy poker

Pussy pounder

Pussy stretcher

Pud

Putz









Q

Quarter master

Quarter pounder with cheese

Quick shot Sam

Quim-tickler

Quivering member









R

Rainbow roll

Ralph the fur faced chicken

Ramburglar, The

Ramrod

Ranger

Real deal, The

Reaming Tower of Penis

Rectum rooter

Red ender

Red helmeted love warrior

Red hot poker

Red rocket

Rhubarb

Richard and the twins

Richard Cranium

Richard Head

Rick Hard

Ring stinger

Rising cedar

Rocket to Uranus

Rod

Rod hard ride

Rod of lordly might

Rodney Stickshift

Rodzilla

Roger

Rogering Ramjet

Rolling pin

Roman soldier

Root

Root of all evil

Rosey red reproductive rod

Roto-rooter

Round steak

Ruby-headed love dart

Ruddy sausage

Rump wrangler

Rumpleforeskin

Russell the love muscle

Russell the one eyed (wonder) muscle

Russian spurtnik









S

Salami

Salami grande

Salty dog

Saucer-headed swamp rhing

Sausage roll

Scabby mayonnaise revolver

Scepter

Schlock

Schlong

Schlongmaster 2000

Schnickel

Schnitzel

Schvance/schvantz

Schvontz/schwantz

Schwartz

Scooby snack

Schlort

Schmeckle

Schmuck

Seed shooter

Señor Happy

Sergeant Stiffy

Serpent

Serpentine

Sex pistol

Shaft

Shaft of Cupid

Sheep shank

Sheep shifter

Shift stick

Shiny banana

Sir Lance-A-Lot

Shithook

Shitstick

Short arm

Shrimp boat

Shunter's pole

Silk shocker

Silly Willy's stick of mayhem

Single-bore mayonnaise pistol

Single serving soup dispenser

Sir Martin Wagstaff

Sir Spanks A Lot

Six shooter

Skin boat

Skin bus

Skin diver

Skin flute

Skivvies lizard

Skippy

Sleeping Beauty

Slick Dilly

Slim Jim

Slim reaper, The

Slippery love dolphin

Slit-eyed demon

Slong

Sludge pump

Slut stick

Snappy beefstick

Snot Nazi

Snot rocket

Snot sausage

Soldier

Solicitor General, The

Solid snake

Soul pole

Soupcan

Sour cream rifle, The

Snake

Snapper slapper

Snausage

Snozwanger

Spackle hammer

Spam dagger

Spam javelin

Spanky

Spelunker

Spelunking sausage

Sperm burper

Sperm spitter

Spermin' Herman

Sperminator

Spigot

Spikebit

Spitting python

Spitting snake

Split-ass mechanic

Split-headed bishop

Splooge moose

Spongey-headed warrior

Spoo shooter

Sprout

Spunk blaster

Spunk spitter

Spunk stick

Spunk trunk

Spunker

Spurt Reynolds

Squinty blowpop, The

Squirmin' Herman the one-eyed German

Staff

Staff of life

Stainmaker

Stallion

Standing hampton

Stanley

Stanley the powertool

Stick 'o' salami

Stick

Stick shift

Sticky shooter

Stiff one-eye

Stiff sausage

Stiffy

Stink hammer

Stomach wrench

Strawberry snake, The

Stretch Johnson

Stretchy and the twins

Strumpet thumper

Stubby

Sugar stick

Superschlong of love

Super soaker

Suspect, The

Sweet meat

Swelling mushroom

Swingin' death

Swingin' Dick Nixon

Swingin' sirloin

Swizzle stick

Swollen blood bomber









T

Taco warmer

Tadger

Tallywhacker

Tankslapper

Tapioca sprinkler, The

Tassle

Teeter

Tennessee throatwarmer

Tent peg

Tent pole

Texas trout banger

Thadge navigator

Thingamabob

Thing(y)

Third arm of justice

Third leg

Thomas

Thor's hammer

Three inch punisher, The

Three's company

Thrill drill

Throat choker

Throat spackler

Throbbing blood sword

Throbbing horsecock

Throbbing purple pneumatic drill of love

Throbbing purple spear of destiny

Throbbing python of love

Thumper

Thunderstick

Tickle pickle

Tickle tail

Tickle Toby

Tiddlywinker

Tingler

Tinkie Winkie

Tiny Elvis

Tiny Tim

Titan missile, The

Titmouse

Tobias the cheeky monkey

Tockley

Todger

Tom Jones

Tom Slick

Tommy Tallywacker

Tonka

Tonsil tickler

Tonsil toothbrush

Tool

Tool of the Patriarchy

Torch of Cupid

Totem pole

Toto, the tummy twister

Tower of power

Toys for twats

Tree of life

Trembling torpedo

Trombone

Troublemaker

Trouser flute

Trouser hawg

Trouser mouse

Trouser snake

Trouser tortoise

Trouser trombone

Trouser trout

Trout baster

Trout tickler

Tuba

Tube steak

Tummy banana

Tummy buster

Tuna baster

Tuna fisher, The

Tuna torpedo

Tunnel tickler

Turd burglar

Turgid member

Turkey neck

Turtle

Twat expander

Twat tickler

Twat torquer

Twat torpedo

Twat washer

Tweeder

Twelve inch train of pain

Twig

Twig 'n' berries

Twig n' giggle berries

Twinkie

Twizzler of Love, The

Two-legged sword

Two pebbles and a twig

Two pounds of swinging meat









U

Ugly brother

Ugly stick

Uncle Chunk

Uncle Dick

Uncle Reamus

Uncle Richard

Uncle Spunk

Uncle Throbby

Uncle Wiggly

Unemployed, The

Unit

Upright citizen

Upright organ

Upright uncle

Uterus unicorn









V

Vagina miner

Vaginal depth detector

Vaginal dilator

Vaginal explorer

Vein-laden meat pipe

Vein-laden meat stick

Veinous Maximus

Veiny bangstick

Verga

Vertical dangler

Verve pipe

Viagra baby

Vicious dink

Virile member

Vlad the Impaler

Vomit rod

Vomiting dummy









W

Wacker

Waldo

Walloper

Wally

Wally the one-eyed wonder wiener

Wand of light

Wang

Wanker

Wanker spanker

War hammer, The

Water spout

Wazoo

Weapon of ass destruction

Weapon of mass destruction

Wedding finger

Wedding tackle

Wedding wrecker, The

Wedge bone

Ween

Weenie

Wee wee

Wee Willy Winky

Wee wonder stick

Wenis

Whamadoodle

Whammy bar

Whanger

Whisker slitter

Whistle

Whistle stick

Wick

Who who

Whopper

Whore hammer

Whore monger

Whore pipe

Whore thermometer

Wicked scepter

Widget

Wiener

Wife and kids, The

Wife's best friend

Wife's worst enemy

Wigga wagga

Wiggedy wang

Wiggity wang

Wiggle stick

Wiggling worm

Wilbert

Wilbur

Willard

Willy

Willy the one-eyed wonder worm

Willy Wonka

Wing-wang

Winkster, The

Winky

Winky the milk spitting tunnel ferret

Wizard's staff

Wobbly warhead

Womb broom

Womb hammer

Womb raider

Womb scud

Womb warrior

Wonder down under, The

Wonder weiner

Wonder wick

Wonder worm

Wong

Wonga

Wood

Woodle

Woody

Wookie

Worm in a roll-neck pullover

Wormy McJuicemaker

Wriggling pole

Wrinklebeast









X

Xcaliber

XTC Stick









Y

Yam

Yang

Yard O' Beef

Yin(g) yang

Yogurt hose

Yogurt shooter

Yogurt slinger

Yul

Yum-yum

Yummy hummer

Yung the Hung









Z

Zamboner

Zamboni baloney

Zapper wrench

Zipper ripper, The

Zipper trout

Zipper wookie

Zizi

Zoobbrick

Zorker


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Bellanova333
Bellanova333
13:20 Feb 27 2012

*dies hahahahaa






 

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Had a jury summons today...and did NOT get picked! YES! Wooohooo! So glad I didn't get picked!


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I've said this before..

08:21 Feb 13 2012
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Never hold farts in..they travel up your spine, and that's where shitty ideas come from.


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20:42 Feb 08 2012
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Here's something that just makes me go WTF



My upstairs neighbor tells her 5 year old son to stand in one spot while waiting for the school bus...cause she doesn't want him going to school smelling like the outdoors..



Um yea o.o


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moonkissed
moonkissed
20:59 Feb 08 2012

Is this neighbor an idiot?





TLDG
TLDG
21:05 Feb 08 2012

Yea she is. She treats him like he's grown yells and cusses at him and when he does it back to her, she beats him. Has him doing chores around the apartment and I'm like he's 5 YEARS OLD let him be a kid!





Eilidh
Eilidh
21:31 Feb 24 2012

Wow your neighbor needs some serious help





 

18:45 Feb 08 2012
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-sings in Blues Clues "We just got a letter" tune-



Someone just removed me

Someone just removed me

Someone just removed me

Wonder who it could be?





-throws the confetti, honking my party horns- YAY!


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moonkissed
moonkissed
19:25 Feb 08 2012

Happened to me too.

I have no idea and if I really gave a fuck it would be one fuck to many. In fact those fucks are better spent on myself.



Did someone delete or something?





TLDG
TLDG
20:20 Feb 08 2012

Don't know to lazy to see lol





 

No idea who this guy is..I'm even lurking and he messages me. o.o

13:09 Feb 06 2012
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Hello, tryin to have a time of fun on ya site! Some be accusin da SandyMan of bein anotha name 3 people. I go see a cam an get mute me then start insultin! To name them a few CyanideSoulja, teetee, Jynx, NellMorgan, gravechild666,I'll be leaving dis place, da don't know how to be to anotha person! Been here only 2 weeks! Be gone tonite. I am only SandyMan an no otha! Ya site be ok wit a ferw more rules bout hasslin peoples. Make fun cus SandyMan was borne in The Islands and now lives in Chicago. Thank-you


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Jynx
Jynx
16:09 Feb 06 2012

LMFAO? wow haha.



Little shit, thought blocking and downrating me would effect me... then keeps coming to my cam






The666Reaper
The666Reaper
16:10 Feb 06 2012

Sandyman is a retarded for everyone's information.



this asshole seeks attention craves it to the core.



he must think people are dull and stupid to not know who he really is..



well this retarded loser is just seeking attention and drama..



so sandypaper if you want to be a big man message me..we can talk about you pissing my friends off..cause i don't take kindly to it..





XxBeautifullyDisturbedxX
XxBeautifullyDisturbedxX
16:21 Feb 06 2012

Sorry feel the need to re-write this so people can read it.



Hello, Ive been trying to have a fun time on this site. Some of you have been accusing the "SandyMan" Of being another username, three people. I go to see a cam and get muted, Then they start insulting!. To Name a few of them, CyanideSoulja, teetee, Jynx, NellMorgan, gravechild666, I'll soon leave this place, People don't know me how can I be another person?! Ive been here only 2 weeks! I'll be gone tonight. I am only the SandyMan and no one else. This site will be okay with a few more rules about hassling people. Make fun, Because SandyMan was born in the Islands and now lives in Chicago.



-Brooke



(Hope that helped everyone :3 )





spookshow
spookshow
17:41 Feb 06 2012

Sings.... Cos Da SandyMan can

He's freaky and he knows dis O.o



Love you sis your entries always make my day

~hugs~





 

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