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-stands up and twitches- Hi my name is Marie -grins like an idiot and waves like a robot- It's hard for me to admit this..and they say admitting you have a problem is the first step..so here I go..-clears my throat-



I suffer from MPPD..-emo fake cry- Yes it's true..multiple personality/profile disorder..-wipes tears away and sits down- I feel so much better now that I got it off my chest..eyes are up here hello..thank you and um hmm forgot what I was going to say.







Oh you know what I haven't done in like a long time..a rambling entry..but do I really feel like doing one right now? Hmm maybe..I mean I could try to do one..unlike the last one I think I sat here and talked to you for like a good 30 mins about nothing at all..and you sat there and listened..I love friends like you don't you? Friends like you are great cause you understand me and actually listen..I'm glad I have..oh look a kitty hang on a sec..-chases after the kitty and puts it up- okay no where were we? -plays back the tape- oh I'm sorry you don't being taped do you? I hope not cause this helps me remember things -writes down get eggs bread and milk- damn I forgot to hit record when I started talking..no I'll never know what we were talking about..can you help me? Do you remember? -crickets- that's what I thought..thanks friend..here I thought you were actually listening to me..this is kinda funny I'm just sitting here thinking of things to say and my fingers just type type type ok enough typing the word type I said enough ok I stopped...whatever my brain is thinking..isn't that weird lol now I've really forgotten what we were talking about..isn't it funny the word were and we're just because there's a ' in between the e and the r it's a different word hmm odd..I just remembered I got money in my pants pocket don't know I just remembered that..oh wait no I don't that's right I gave that money to my sister..I think..yes I did cause mom called and said she gave it to her..she being my sister and her being my mom..I'm kinda hungry but it's late it's like 12:23am right now hmm could be like a late midnight snack huh..no one says it has to be exactly midnight..but you won't say anything will you? Seeing how I tell you're the strong silent type aren't you? Yea I knew you were..you can quit shaking your head now..no seriously please stop ok thank you..no thank you..ok your welcome there jeez..what was I thank you for?

Oh and I do have a point and I will tell you what it is right after these words..and I'm back..and my brain is slowly winding down and so are my fingers like my brain has to be awake for my fingers to move..or does it? I'll have to look into that..maybe I should just go to bed and have a dream about eating..sounds like a good idea that way I don't have to gain anything! Woohoo food dreaming here I come..oh and bed I'm coming for you to just as soon as I tell these people what I wanted to tell them..if only I can remember..

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DestroyingAngel
16:46 Jul 30 2011

*blank stare*



**blinks**



Um......................................okay.



Hey......where did the kitty go?

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TLDG
07:55 Jul 31 2011

I uh..put her up..just forgot where..

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I am going to kill my roommates tv! He's watching "So you think you can dance" -gags- and the channel is messed up..so it's all skipping sounds like techno -gags again-

WATCH OUT! I have seen every CSI, NCIS and The Mentalist episode in existence, I could easily make it look like Frosty The Snowman killed you.

This is why people need to stay in school!



This chick "can be rube or nice depends how you are to me."



And she's taken..but her boyfriend will never see it?



"I am taken. If your longer for a girlfriend stay off my page! the only thing he will never see how much i love him."



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OMG 101 degree weather is NOT the best weather to help out my sister move out..thought I was gonna die..