This is great!! THE BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER!
Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care. Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free! P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem...
You say I only hear what I want to
And you say I talk so all the time-so
And I thought what I felt was simple
And I thought that I don't belong
And now that I am leaving
Now I know that I did something wrong cause I missed you
Yeah, I missed you
And you say I only hear what I want to
I don't listen hard
I don't pay attention
to the distance that you're running or to Anyone, anywhere
I don't understand if you really care
I'm only hearing negative, no no no - bad
So I turned the radio on I turned the radio up
And this woman was singing my song
The lover's in love and the other's run away
The lover is crying cause the other won't stay
And some of us hover when we weep for the other who
was dying Since the day they were born well
Well this is not that
I think that I'm growing but I'm grown
And I thought I'd live forever but now I'm not so sure
You try to tell me that I'm clever but that won't take me anyhow
Or anywhere with you
And you said that I was naive
And I thought that I was strong
I thought "hey I can leave, I can leave"
But now I know that I was wrong cause I missed you
Yeah I missed you
You said "you caught me cause you want me
And one day I'll let you go"
You try to give away a keeper or keep me cause you're know
you're just too scared to lose
And you say, "stay"
You say I only hear what I want to.
Can love really travel back in time and heal a broken heart? Was it our joined hands that finally lifted Maria's curse? I'd like to think so. But there are some things I know for certain: always throw spilt salt over your left shoulder, keep rosemary by your garden gate, plant lavender for luck, and fall in love whenever you can.
Forgot I had taken this..was watching channel 2 local news last month and this woman pops talking about how this other woman needed to watch over her kid more cause the kid had wandered off....at least I think that's what they were talking about cause I could not take my eyes off of her lol
No I haven't lost it..well yet anyways..I know I no longer have a background I took it off..no longer want one..
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...........I lost it....
DA sweetie you have to have had it first to lose it lol :p
Damn it! Fridge went out! And I just bought 160 dollars worth of food the other day! -growls and snarls-
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:(
I hate when that happens. Happened to me twice and each time I swore like a sailor and last time I almost punched through a wall lmao.
Sweet I pissed someone off! YES! And got a 1! OH YES! Oh how I missed getting a 1! I'm all tingly now! KrazyKlown thank you kid for the 1 I love it! I guess I didn't find you wanting to be wannabe vampire lifestyle for real cause you have to wait til you get on your feet(I guess leave your parents house) before you can live it? lol whatever kid keep living the dream!
So scared of this image -bites my nails- lol please
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First he sends me this image
Then the messages as follows bottom up lol
Why in a couple of years? Why not start acting like a "vampire" now? lol And yea I've seen a lot of people on here who think they're real "vampires" or "werewolves" I just roll my eyes at them lol
On 10:26:39 Aug 31 2011 (-0 GMT) KrazyKlown wrote:
met a few wiccans on here, only one person in the vamp lifestyle tho lol, but of course i know we all human =P lol might go into the lifestyle in a couple years
On 10:24:51 Aug 31 2011 (-0 GMT) TLDG wrote:
Human just like everyone on here lol
On 10:21:17 Aug 31 2011 (-0 GMT) KrazyKlown wrote:
you vamp, wiccan, etc?
On 10:20:13 Aug 31 2011 (-0 GMT) TLDG wrote:
Yea it is I've known others from the Houston area and other places in Texas. :)
On 10:19:18 Aug 31 2011 (-0 GMT) KrazyKlown wrote:
small world =P lol
On 10:16:38 Aug 31 2011 (-0 GMT) TLDG wrote:
Yea I do and cool :)
On 10:13:32 Aug 31 2011 (-0 GMT) KrazyKlown wrote:
see you live in houston me too =)
On 10:12:57 Aug 31 2011 (-0 GMT) TLDG wrote:
Well thank you -smiles-
On 10:12:14 Aug 31 2011 (-0 GMT) KrazyKlown wrote:
lol *wink* rofl
On 10:10:51 Aug 31 2011 (-0 GMT) TLDG wrote:
lol oh okay
On 10:09:59 Aug 31 2011 (-0 GMT) KrazyKlown wrote:
fuckin glitches..... lol its supposed to say "You're Beautiful"
On 10:06:54 Aug 31 2011 (-0 GMT) TLDG wrote:
Cool image
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Part two And after the last message is when I get the "marked" image and a 1 and blocked lol
Message To: KrazyKlown
Ha I'm a racist I hate everyone equally lol
On 10:52:03 Aug 31 2011 (-0 GMT) KrazyKlown wrote:
yeah, but look at all the new animals we discover every day, we don't even know bout it til we find it, and (i'm not racist just using an example) when my pops was a kid he lived in an area where he had literally never seen a black person in his life... but he knew they existed, just cause we don't see it doesn't mean it isn't there
On 10:49:35 Aug 31 2011 (-0 GMT) TLDG wrote:
Because we're the only ones around? Other stuff is just things made up by man lol
On 10:48:17 Aug 31 2011 (-0 GMT) KrazyKlown wrote:
nope u right, but i personally believe vampires exist, same way i think aliens do aswell, what gives us humans the right to think we're the only intelligent beings in existence?
On 10:43:50 Aug 31 2011 (-0 GMT) TLDG wrote:
Everyone does that when they cut themselves hell I do it to but it doesn't make us "vampires" lol
On 10:42:21 Aug 31 2011 (-0 GMT) KrazyKlown wrote:
idk, whenever i ACCIDENTALLY cut myself, throughout my life, i always sucked the wound, my whole family has, and blood aint that bad tasting rofl =P~~~~~ lol jk w the emote
On 10:37:54 Aug 31 2011 (-0 GMT) TLDG wrote:
Blood is gross and drinking it gross lol and if you must drink blood -gags- you find yourself a donor that's clean.
On 10:35:42 Aug 31 2011 (-0 GMT) KrazyKlown wrote:
i dont find anything wrong w livin the lifestyle, but i aint drinkin no blood, lol to scared of AIDS
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*slams head into desk*
what gives us humans the right to think we're the only intelligent beings in existence?
Oh, I don't know... thousands of years of human history with no evidence to suggest otherwise.
As opposed to:
when my pops was a kid he lived in an area where he had literally never seen a black person in his life... but he knew they existed, just cause we don't see it doesn't mean it isn't there
Or maybe he knew that black people existed because HE SAW THEM ON THE FUCKING TELEVISION.
Sometimes being blocked is a godsend.
Yeah what they said ^^
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Lullaby
10:38 Sep 23 2011
♥
tr1n1ty01
14:13 Sep 23 2011
LMAO!
deathnitegrl
16:04 Sep 23 2011
Awesome.
DestroyingAngel
02:32 Sep 26 2011
LOL