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09:33 Sep 23 2011
Times Read: 590


This is great!! THE BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER!





Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!





Dear Ex-Husband Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care. Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free! P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem...


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Lullaby
Lullaby
10:38 Sep 23 2011





tr1n1ty01
tr1n1ty01
14:13 Sep 23 2011

LMAO!





deathnitegrl
deathnitegrl
16:04 Sep 23 2011

Awesome.





DestroyingAngel
DestroyingAngel
02:32 Sep 26 2011

LOL





 

10:54 Sep 20 2011
Times Read: 596



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10:27 Sep 20 2011
Times Read: 597


You say I only hear what I want to

And you say I talk so all the time-so



And I thought what I felt was simple

And I thought that I don't belong

And now that I am leaving

Now I know that I did something wrong cause I missed you

Yeah, I missed you



And you say I only hear what I want to

I don't listen hard

I don't pay attention

to the distance that you're running or to Anyone, anywhere

I don't understand if you really care

I'm only hearing negative, no no no - bad



So I turned the radio on I turned the radio up

And this woman was singing my song

The lover's in love and the other's run away

The lover is crying cause the other won't stay

And some of us hover when we weep for the other who

was dying Since the day they were born well

Well this is not that

I think that I'm growing but I'm grown



And I thought I'd live forever but now I'm not so sure

You try to tell me that I'm clever but that won't take me anyhow

Or anywhere with you



And you said that I was naive

And I thought that I was strong

I thought "hey I can leave, I can leave"

But now I know that I was wrong cause I missed you

Yeah I missed you



You said "you caught me cause you want me

And one day I'll let you go"

You try to give away a keeper or keep me cause you're know

you're just too scared to lose



And you say, "stay"



You say I only hear what I want to.


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One of my favorite lines from Practical Magic

04:17 Sep 16 2011
Times Read: 606


Can love really travel back in time and heal a broken heart? Was it our joined hands that finally lifted Maria's curse? I'd like to think so. But there are some things I know for certain: always throw spilt salt over your left shoulder, keep rosemary by your garden gate, plant lavender for luck, and fall in love whenever you can.


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Where is this van at?

05:44 Sep 10 2011
Times Read: 616


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tr1n1ty01
tr1n1ty01
05:51 Sep 10 2011

A woman after my own heart!!! :P





 

04:26 Sep 10 2011
Times Read: 623


Forgot I had taken this..was watching channel 2 local news last month and this woman pops talking about how this other woman needed to watch over her kid more cause the kid had wandered off....at least I think that's what they were talking about cause I could not take my eyes off of her lol







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04:45 Sep 08 2011
Times Read: 637


No I haven't lost it..well yet anyways..I know I no longer have a background I took it off..no longer want one..


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DestroyingAngel
DestroyingAngel
18:31 Sep 08 2011

...........I lost it....





TLDG
TLDG
01:23 Sep 09 2011

DA sweetie you have to have had it first to lose it lol :p





 

04:57 Sep 04 2011
Times Read: 651


Damn it! Fridge went out! And I just bought 160 dollars worth of food the other day! -growls and snarls-


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tr1n1ty01
tr1n1ty01
06:32 Sep 04 2011

:(





DestroyingAngel
DestroyingAngel
18:35 Sep 07 2011

I hate when that happens. Happened to me twice and each time I swore like a sailor and last time I almost punched through a wall lmao.





 

02:16 Sep 01 2011
Times Read: 604


Sweet I pissed someone off! YES! And got a 1! OH YES! Oh how I missed getting a 1! I'm all tingly now! KrazyKlown thank you kid for the 1 I love it! I guess I didn't find you wanting to be wannabe vampire lifestyle for real cause you have to wait til you get on your feet(I guess leave your parents house) before you can live it? lol whatever kid keep living the dream!



So scared of this image -bites my nails- lol please



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First he sends me this image



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Then the messages as follows bottom up lol





Why in a couple of years? Why not start acting like a "vampire" now? lol And yea I've seen a lot of people on here who think they're real "vampires" or "werewolves" I just roll my eyes at them lol



On 10:26:39 Aug 31 2011 (-0 GMT) KrazyKlown wrote:



met a few wiccans on here, only one person in the vamp lifestyle tho lol, but of course i know we all human =P lol might go into the lifestyle in a couple years



On 10:24:51 Aug 31 2011 (-0 GMT) TLDG wrote:



Human just like everyone on here lol



On 10:21:17 Aug 31 2011 (-0 GMT) KrazyKlown wrote:



you vamp, wiccan, etc?



On 10:20:13 Aug 31 2011 (-0 GMT) TLDG wrote:



Yea it is I've known others from the Houston area and other places in Texas. :)



On 10:19:18 Aug 31 2011 (-0 GMT) KrazyKlown wrote:



small world =P lol



On 10:16:38 Aug 31 2011 (-0 GMT) TLDG wrote:



Yea I do and cool :)



On 10:13:32 Aug 31 2011 (-0 GMT) KrazyKlown wrote:



see you live in houston me too =)



On 10:12:57 Aug 31 2011 (-0 GMT) TLDG wrote:



Well thank you -smiles-



On 10:12:14 Aug 31 2011 (-0 GMT) KrazyKlown wrote:



lol *wink* rofl



On 10:10:51 Aug 31 2011 (-0 GMT) TLDG wrote:



lol oh okay



On 10:09:59 Aug 31 2011 (-0 GMT) KrazyKlown wrote:



fuckin glitches..... lol its supposed to say "You're Beautiful"



On 10:06:54 Aug 31 2011 (-0 GMT) TLDG wrote:



Cool image







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Part two And after the last message is when I get the "marked" image and a 1 and blocked lol



Message To: KrazyKlown



Ha I'm a racist I hate everyone equally lol



On 10:52:03 Aug 31 2011 (-0 GMT) KrazyKlown wrote:



yeah, but look at all the new animals we discover every day, we don't even know bout it til we find it, and (i'm not racist just using an example) when my pops was a kid he lived in an area where he had literally never seen a black person in his life... but he knew they existed, just cause we don't see it doesn't mean it isn't there



On 10:49:35 Aug 31 2011 (-0 GMT) TLDG wrote:



Because we're the only ones around? Other stuff is just things made up by man lol



On 10:48:17 Aug 31 2011 (-0 GMT) KrazyKlown wrote:



nope u right, but i personally believe vampires exist, same way i think aliens do aswell, what gives us humans the right to think we're the only intelligent beings in existence?



On 10:43:50 Aug 31 2011 (-0 GMT) TLDG wrote:



Everyone does that when they cut themselves hell I do it to but it doesn't make us "vampires" lol



On 10:42:21 Aug 31 2011 (-0 GMT) KrazyKlown wrote:



idk, whenever i ACCIDENTALLY cut myself, throughout my life, i always sucked the wound, my whole family has, and blood aint that bad tasting rofl =P~~~~~ lol jk w the emote



On 10:37:54 Aug 31 2011 (-0 GMT) TLDG wrote:



Blood is gross and drinking it gross lol and if you must drink blood -gags- you find yourself a donor that's clean.



On 10:35:42 Aug 31 2011 (-0 GMT) KrazyKlown wrote:



i dont find anything wrong w livin the lifestyle, but i aint drinkin no blood, lol to scared of AIDS


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ThothLestat
ThothLestat
03:53 Sep 01 2011

*slams head into desk*



what gives us humans the right to think we're the only intelligent beings in existence?

Oh, I don't know... thousands of years of human history with no evidence to suggest otherwise.



As opposed to:

when my pops was a kid he lived in an area where he had literally never seen a black person in his life... but he knew they existed, just cause we don't see it doesn't mean it isn't there



Or maybe he knew that black people existed because HE SAW THEM ON THE FUCKING TELEVISION.



Sometimes being blocked is a godsend.





xVIRUSx
xVIRUSx
04:26 Sep 01 2011

Yeah what they said ^^








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