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Marketing idea!

A bag of almonds that you can use as a break-up gift for someone that you really want to be out of your life.

They can be called, Forget-Me-Nuts!

Carl walks into the office looking confused...

B: What's up?

C: I don't know where I hung my jacket

B: You're wearing it.

(pause)

C: Huh.

Union shop. Most everyone here is union, except me.

But it's nice to be able to frequently say, "Sorry, I can't do that. It's above my pay grade. Need to get a union guy..."