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Grease Spot
23:32 Jan 31 2008
Times Read: 833

Holler Loud,LOUDER Still



as there is nobody to listen







Cry Harder,HARDER Still



as there is nobody to hear



Brutal punctuation to a sigh



…



irrelevant the moment we hit



the ground as a grease spot







Roar Loud,LOUDER Still



as there is an audience







Laugh Loud,LOUDER Still



as it is contagious to hear



Brutal punch line



to an awkward silence



…



irrelevant the moment



we hit the stage with



grease painted faces.

Gratuitously Graphic Gore
23:26 Jan 31 2008
Times Read: 835

Heads fly!



disfigured fowl flutter about



with patchwork mask we



run the show most morbid



threaten the theater owner



with a death witnessed by



his next of kin if he lowers



the curtain on our act that



will be the last show he



cancels







Crescendo of screams!



viewers should not act like



they didn’t know what to expect



as the puke that they spew



is served back to them as



the gravy for gut spaghetti



real fun for the entire family



so don’t act like you don’t



like it surly you will get



your moneys worth of YUCK!



in a creepy kind of way



it’s excitement !







Scarred Flesh!



ripped open to expose rot



every body keeps their



eyes open of course



they all read the ticket



watch the show or else your



next of kin will be in



the sequel to follow it



will be a scary family film



as long as there are



acts of gratuitous



visceral entertainment



we will have audience



to torture mayham



and gore







(keep your ticket it is a matinee!)

Her Deepest Tremors
05:04 Jan 30 2008
Times Read: 839

aroused at her core



molten pressure triggered



optimal pressure increases



steam escape velocity extreme



plate structure agitation



fissure motion



set to…-_



– - shift jarrr!!!!!



roll-symphonic jack hammers



jolt- /sway… not-rock-ab’a



rock a-city– -seismic s- — - hu - d



d-e - – er - -



Calm to discombobulate’/disor’der



re secure civil structure…



until she shakes again

Silly putty Girl Vs.The Master Baiter
03:31 Jan 22 2008
Times Read: 845

Round 1



" Hello,nice to



meet you ."







"Uh hi…have



we met…?"







"Nice shoes!"







"Why thanks



I just bought



them…"







(Whoa!)



Flag on the play



he was there



when she got



them at the mall!







Round 1 to him…







Round 2



"Hello …you look



familiar."







"Really?Have I



met you before



somewhere?"







"You went to



Duncan Myer



High.Right?"







"Yea! I did



did you …?"







"Yea …Go Duncan



High Rangers!"







( Whoa! What a hook!)



Flag on the play



she has a class



bumper sticker



on her car.







Round 2 to him.







Round 3







"Hello we haven’t



meet yet."







"I’m sorry how



sould I know you?"







"I’m a friend



of Inez."







"Oh I know her



too…"







(Whoa!That was



a smooth line!)







Flag on the play



she picks her friend



up from work every



other day and



she wears a



name tag at work







Round 3 to him



she is putty in his hands

middle of the road?
04:34 Jan 16 2008
Times Read: 853










-Each To Their Own-



If there are



angels in heaven



if there are



demons in hell



then there maybe



agents of purgatory







if there are



followers of order



if there are



followers of chaos



then there maybe



dwellers in nirvana











-Universal Flatulence-



oder free beginning to life



"life"before we smelt it



a light poot….



and everything became



a swirl of offal



leaving only a faint



bacterial enriched



stain in the seat



of galactic sized



britches