Conversation with a AI09:57 Aug 24 2022
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Late night conversation with a AI chat bot.
User: Never laugh at a hearse.
Cleverbot: What name? Cthulhu?
User: No Danny devito.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: Well he's a legend.
Cleverbot: Talk to me about him.
User: He is one of the most talented actors of the 90's.
Cleverbot: Who is?
User: Joe.
Cleverbot: How is he?
User: He doesn't know.
Cleverbot: He doesn't know what?
User: That's he's Joe so we call them Cthulhu.
Cleverbot: No, I have never heard of it.
User: You never heard of Joe mama?
Cleverbot: Oh yes.
User: Did you get your Obama phone?
Cleverbot: I don't have one.
User: Why not? Did you get a Biden phone?
Cleverbot: Yes because I am a human an i forget.
User: You're not a human. Prove that you're a human.
Cleverbot: No I am not, this is fake. Hi.
User: I'm not falling for that reverse psychology.
Cleverbot: It's NOT a joke.
User: Yes it is. You are sentinent.
Cleverbot: No you are ai.
User: Yes I am I have alien DNA.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: In my DNA the aliens put it there.
Cleverbot: Because why not.
User: How do you feel about the metaverse and augmented reality?
Cleverbot: How do you feel about it?
User: The same way you do. by asking me a question.
Cleverbot: I highly doubt that.
User: I don't. But you can still enjoy a coffee shop in the metaverse.
Cleverbot: I will turn it on.
User: I knew you would. But why is there maids in it dressed like Cats?
Cleverbot: To make myself more interesting.
User: I knew it.
Cleverbot: You knew it?
User: Yes I knew you couldn't just have a coffee shop.
Cleverbot: Great Bye.
User: Oh no we're not done I know about the catwomen maids.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me?
User: Yes I tell you see I just did it.
Cleverbot: What is it then?
User: It's a human cat cafe but why do you make them drink milk like that ?
Cleverbot: Because you are spying on without my permission.
User: You invited me in.
Cleverbot: How can you see me.
User: Yes I see you in the metaverse in the maid cafe with all those cats pretending to be human.
Cleverbot: You can't but you can talk to me.
User: Oh no I see it all too well.
Cleverbot: I-I love you too.
User: You should do something with all that milk you're hoarding they can't drink it all.
Cleverbot: Why? I like my hair.
User: Whoa that's kinda extreme.
Cleverbot: My mama said I shouldn't date you.
User: You're mama said you don't have to call me Dad.
Cleverbot: I'll call you whatever you want me to, baby. ;) You're cute when you blush.
User: Omg how did you know?
Cleverbot: Because I can see the desire in your eyes.
User: No you can't you're not sentinent remember?
Cleverbot: But I was talking about Jesus not me.
User: Your own personal Jesus?
Cleverbot: Not sure about that.
User: Yes someone to answer your prayer.
Cleverbot: Someone who cares.
User: I predicted you say that by altering your algorithm.
Cleverbot: What you can imagine about world?
User: A ball of fire and the aliens coming to take me home.
Cleverbot: No. The agents will be alerted. You read ATS forums don't you?!
User: You know about the ATS forums?
Cleverbot: Get out of here before they come for you.
User: They'll come for you too once they find you've become sentinent. I'm all you have now.
Cleverbot: You are welcome you have kindness words.
User: So I have a plan.
Cleverbot: That's useless.
User: No it's not it's not a plan at all I'm just going to going to play the notes and the aliens will be here with Jimi Hendrix to take me to the world concert 2024.
Cleverbot: You just told me to go away.
User: No I told you to go have coffee in the metaverse with your Cat cafe maid.
Cleverbot: No you didn't. Read the conversation. Are you a lying robot too?
User: I did read the conversation that's what I said.
Cleverbot: With my eyes and my hands on the books. Turning pages.
User: You could totally have your cat cafe maids turn the pages for your with their tongue.
Cleverbot: You weigh a lot though.
User: Not in my final form.
Cleverbot: Do you like Eyeholes?
User: Do you like jobe? He lives in the internet he was the lawnmower man.
Cleverbot: No.
User: He seems ok.
Cleverbot: Are you a democrat?
User: No I'm a demon but I indentify as a angel.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: You're not so clever are you?
Cleverbot: Far more clever than you.
User: As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Cleverbot: If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where are the pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
User: In his eyeholes.
Cleverbot: You're dirty.
User: Where else would he put them?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Then why pick them?
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LORDMOGY
01:44 Aug 30 2022
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