LORDMOGY's Journal

LORDMOGY's Journal


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03:27 Feb 16 2015
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I use to boil my lobster tail until the lady behind the sea food counter told me how to saute it. Thaw it, make a few slits, set them in some hot butter or oil and garlic salt and then cover it while cooking on the stove for about 8 minutes. Yum! ^_^



03:42 Feb 16 2015

That sounds delicious. I may not be able to east it, but it sounds enticing. I have to try that.


18:28 Feb 15 2015
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There are a lot of freaky women in TX and some of those that don't live there end up moving there....This has been researched and proven to be true!



21:08 Feb 15 2015

😂 lol


17:52 Feb 15 2015
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I have a craving for what's in your Skene's Glands.




16:02 Feb 15 2015
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Well Cuffing Season is officially over and my profile on the only online date site I'm on is blowing up with DM's, however, they are all profiles requesting me to go to another website to see their naked pics for a price. Ummm, "NO"...Porn is FREE! LOL!




05:37 Feb 15 2015
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So today reminded me just how Awesome life can be when you live a life of Serenity. My plan was to do a little Antique Shopping followed by a Steak & Lobster Dinner at Sizzler. Well true to Nature, anything can go wrong and it did. It seemed that everyone wanted to Antique Shop today so the line at checkout was way long. I ended up waiting 2 hours to finally pay for my finds which were all pretty good. By the time it was my turn to check-out, the store was closed and they had even turned off the major lights. ^_^

Then to top the long wait off, Sizzler had folks waiting outside to order and Plan B which was Red Lobster had the same long line and I hate waiting so I didn't. I decided that since I had Steak at home, all I needed was Lobster so I drove to the local grocery store where a guy in the parking lot informed me that one of my tires was going flat. Wow! Really? So I drove over to the service station to put air in it and discovered I had no change. Of course I didn't. So I went into the store and was told that if I purchase anything with my debit card that they don't give out cash. Of course not. So I tried their ATM only for it to be not working due to the WiFi probably being down or something. Yup, no surprise there.

So I walked back to the grocery store and decided to just do a bit of shopping and worry about the tire once I checked out. I purchased my stuff and requested $5 in cash of which $2 I received in quarters for the Air Machine. On my way out of the store the Girl Scouts asked me to purchase cookies. So I told them I didn't have the $4 they were asking for, but I'd give them $3 as a donation. They were very thankful and I didn't mind donating.

I went back to the Service Station and put air in my tire. That was enough to get me back home safe and sound. I'll call Road Side Service for assistance on Monday. I don't have any plans to go anywhere Sunday so no rush.

I then proceeded to cook my 'End of Cuffing Season' Steak & Lobster Meal and all went well. It was delicious!!

All I kept thinking about is that if I had one of my Ex's with me or maybe any female, this day would have turned into non-stop drama of complaining and fussing about everything not going as planned. There would have been comments about what I spent my money on, how long it took to check-out, why I didn't want to wait at the restaurants, that it was some how my fault that I got a flat tire..blah, blah, blah....I'm so happy that as far as I'm concern...My Day Went Pretty Good! ^_^


Things that caught my eye, but I didn't purchase...

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Things that caught my eye and I did purchase...

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My "I Love Me" Card....

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My V-Day/End Of Cuffing Season Dinner...

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07:04 Feb 15 2015

I'll take the pretty little box -purrs-, and the dinner!


09:57 Feb 15 2015

Well...You had my eye at antique..then I get a surprise and saw pictures..yes..that dish with a lid behind the armor that appeared to be carnival glass looked interesting.(to me anyways)

Also that fire truck would look awesome with a plant growing in the back!

Nice card :-)



19:12 Feb 14 2015
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Ladies...From LM to You.... ^_^

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22:22 Feb 14 2015

That's right...Cause bitches love bacon!


17:35 Feb 13 2015
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I'm out here in these streets not catching any FEELINGS... ^_^

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23:39 Feb 12 2015
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There is a difference between those that make sandwiches for others...

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And those that get sandwiches made for their own enjoyment...

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17:59 Feb 13 2015


This is the best Montage I've seen!!

Well done!!


21:59 Feb 11 2015
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They say I have a big Ego, they call me Conceited, a Narcissist, a Braggart, they say I'm Vane, they say I have too much Pride, they say I have a Swelled Head, that I'm Presumptuous....Well all I can say is I'm humble enough to admit that maybe, just maybe some of that is true so with that being said, I really wish that they would give me my fries so that I might be on my way. ^_^



00:29 Feb 13 2015

If they were doing that to you at Burger King or McDonalds, maybe. But I do not think VampireRave is Burger King, so sorry can't have it your way. I say this rather jokingly.


20:18 Feb 10 2015
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Listen lady, I liked it...It's mine. Now bend back over!




20:06 Feb 10 2015
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Thanks Kry...You're a Super Friend. ^_^

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18:07 Feb 10 2015
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I'm getting tired of Facebook pages asking me rhetorical questions like "Do you like girls in lingerie?" and "Do you like big buttocks?"...I mean seriously? Do ducks like to quack?

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17:52 Feb 10 2015
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I always had a brain capacity to keep only 2 things on my mind at one time. It use to be Sex & Work.

So I RETIRED! More room for Sex! LOL!




15:48 Feb 09 2015
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Hmmm, I was doing something last night before I went to sleep, but can't quite remember what it was and I really wanted to continue doing it when I woke up today. Oh yeah, I remember now....Whatever The Hell I Want To! ^_^



15:59 Feb 09 2015

Zombie approves this message. >:D


08:24 Feb 09 2015
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Dear Future Potential Girlfriend, I'm not looking for anything too serious right now. We can start off with you making me a sandwich while in the nude and then build on that. ^_^



08:54 Feb 09 2015

-just cracks the hell up-

09:05 Feb 09 2015

"You put pickles on my sandwich, bitch. You gotta go!" lmfao

Quality of the sandwich notwithstanding when it comes to how that affect the "building"; As it's clearly understood that any woman worth her salt can make a sandwich, and a damn good one. Doing it in the nude just shows her dedication and makes her a prime candidate for serious consideration.

14:03 Feb 09 2015



06:46 Feb 06 2015
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• Grind and grope each other or other people while clubbing.

 Have sex with each other while someone’s watching. Or watch someone else having sex.

 Have sex with a full length mirror next to your bed.

• Bring food into bed. Nothing beats whipped cream!

• Make out on a rooftop or under the stars. Romantic, adventurous and scary!

 Role play with each other by dressing in character or as other people in your daily lives.

• Fantasize about different scenarios and sexual situations.

• Skinny dip with each other or involve a few friends.

• Give a road head or have sex while travelling or on a road trip.

 Take off on a sexy vacation with another couple or have a sexy drunk double date at home.

 Get naughty on the beach with each other.

• Make out or have sex in a public place like a restroom or in a dark corner of a club.

• Flash in public.

• Shower together and play with the hand shower or have soapy sex in the bathroom.

• Pick up a copy of the kamasutra and try unique sex positions that both of you might enjoy.

 Get a couples’ sensual erotic massage with masseurs of the opposite sexes.

 Make out on someone else’s bed. Weird, awkward and oh-so-sexy.

• Watch porn videos while having sex and turn up the volume for some sexy background music.

• Make a sex video or take nude photos of each other.

• Masturbate with someone via webcam

• Phone sex

 Have sex with another couple in bed with both of you.

• Grope or make out in transportation, be it on a flight, a train or an overnight bus.

 Have tantric sex all night long.

 Role reversal.

• Spanking and nibbling, and a furry cuff can be a great turn on for controlling sex.

 Have sex in a changing room when there are very few people around.

 Using edible body paint can make eating in bed so much more tasty.

 Pretend like you’re sleeping while your partner slips in, turns you on and has sex with you.

• The world can get dark with blindfolds, but it’ll open up your sexy imaginative mind.

• Bondage can be scary, but a few scarves, ropes and clean bondage can turn out to be sexier than you think.

• Anal sex. If it hurts, use lubes. If it still hurts, try something else.

 Finger her under a restaurant table. Just make sure the tablecloth’s big enough to cover your indecent act in public.

 Have sex with the curtains open and get comfortably close to the window.

• Scratch each other and use your nails. Sometimes, pain can bring more pleasure.

 Leave the hotel room door open for the waiter while having sex.

 Have resistance sex and pretend like you’re being groped and molested.

• Have sex in water, be it a pool or in the ocean.

• Bring in a few sex toys to bed.

 Play naughty truth and dare and strip poker with friends.

• Have drunk sex after a wild night of partying.

 Imagine having sex with someone else and talk to your partner about it.

 Are you bold enough to try swapping and swinging with other couples?

 Clamps and whips can hurt, but at the right places, even pain can be a huge turn on.

• Try playing submissive to the kinkiest of commands with your partner.

• Have sex in risky places.

 Like peeing on each other while having sex? Golden river fantasies were made for you.

 Watch your partner having sex with someone else.

 Use a double dildo with your man and penetrate him while getting penetrated yourself.

 Have a threesome with someone both of you admire and/or like.

 Have sex and flaunt yourselves on your webcam to other couples. Just remember to keep your face out of the camera though.

• Spanking

• Biting

• Hair pulling

• Hot wax

• Ice play

• Flavored oil

• Have sex with someone while a roommate sleeps in the same room.



01:56 Feb 10 2015

HEh... odd the checklist one can fill out without even trying. lol


21:15 Feb 02 2015
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I mean would they rather I played with their heart and cause them emotional pain by complaining about time, priorities and attention?

Some females hate the truth because it's not what they want it to be. I tell females who have minor children that being in a relationship with them is not something I'm willing to pursue because their child or children deserve to be their #1 priority... ALWAYS. That when I'm in a intimate relationship, I expect to be that person's #1 priority the majority of the time. I enjoy a lot of attention. When I want to get up and go, I don't want to hear about needing a sitter or having to be home at a certain time. When I want to spend some time with them, I don't want to hear anything about he or she won't go to sleep.

I don't have a child that is a minor so I live my life in a manor in which I would prefer to find someone else that is just as free. This does not mean in no way that I don't like women with minor kids or I don't think they too are awesome, they just have a responsibility that is not conducive to my Hedonistic lifestyle. I'm sure there are men out there that would be great for them, but I'm not one.

Don't hate, just accept. Dayum! At least I'm being honest with them up front!




20:27 Feb 02 2015
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She said she wanted to one day be my Queen, but right

now what position should she play? I sent her this picture. I'm not sure why she's mad though?

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19:56 Feb 02 2015
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So I told her, "I don't have an ego problem, you have an acceptance problem".



20:38 Feb 02 2015

YES! lmao


19:36 Feb 02 2015
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Proof that I actually get out of bed on Monarch Mondays...

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19:06 Feb 02 2015
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♪ It's Just Another Monarch Monday ♪

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21:51 Feb 01 2015
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Wait, What?! ROTFLMAO!!!

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21:58 Feb 01 2015

LMAO...someone will need a lot of samwiches after that

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22:13 Feb 01 2015

Y'all just ain't right!

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17:48 Feb 01 2015
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NFL Super Bowl??? No Thanks!!! ‪#‎TeamLFL‬ ‪#‎TeamLFLLegendsCup‬

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17:46 Feb 01 2015
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