I use to boil my lobster tail until the lady behind the sea food counter told me how to saute it. Thaw it, make a few slits, set them in some hot butter or oil and garlic salt and then cover it while cooking on the stove for about 8 minutes. Yum! ^_^
I have a craving for what's in your Skene's Glands.
Well Cuffing Season is officially over and my profile on the only online date site I'm on is blowing up with DM's, however, they are all profiles requesting me to go to another website to see their naked pics for a price. Ummm, "NO"...Porn is FREE! LOL!
I'll take the pretty little box -purrs-, and the dinner!
Well...You had my eye at antique..then I get a surprise and saw pictures..yes..that dish with a lid behind the armor that appeared to be carnival glass looked interesting.(to me anyways)
Also that fire truck would look awesome with a plant growing in the back!
Nice card :-)
They say I have a big Ego, they call me Conceited, a Narcissist, a Braggart, they say I'm Vane, they say I have too much Pride, they say I have a Swelled Head, that I'm Presumptuous....Well all I can say is I'm humble enough to admit that maybe, just maybe some of that is true so with that being said, I really wish that they would give me my fries so that I might be on my way. ^_^
Listen lady, I liked it...It's mine. Now bend back over!
I always had a brain capacity to keep only 2 things on my mind at one time. It use to be Sex & Work.
So I RETIRED! More room for Sex! LOL!
Hmmm, I was doing something last night before I went to sleep, but can't quite remember what it was and I really wanted to continue doing it when I woke up today. Oh yeah, I remember now....Whatever The Hell I Want To! ^_^
Dear Future Potential Girlfriend, I'm not looking for anything too serious right now. We can start off with you making me a sandwich while in the nude and then build on that. ^_^
-just cracks the hell up-
"You put pickles on my sandwich, bitch. You gotta go!" lmfao
Quality of the sandwich notwithstanding when it comes to how that affect the "building"; As it's clearly understood that any woman worth her salt can make a sandwich, and a damn good one. Doing it in the nude just shows her dedication and makes her a prime candidate for serious consideration.
WHAT KINKY ACTIVITIES HAVE YOU PARTICIPATED IN?
• Grind and grope each other or other people while clubbing.
Have sex with each other while someone’s watching. Or watch someone else having sex.
Have sex with a full length mirror next to your bed.
• Bring food into bed. Nothing beats whipped cream!
• Make out on a rooftop or under the stars. Romantic, adventurous and scary!
Role play with each other by dressing in character or as other people in your daily lives.
• Fantasize about different scenarios and sexual situations.
• Skinny dip with each other or involve a few friends.
• Give a road head or have sex while travelling or on a road trip.
Take off on a sexy vacation with another couple or have a sexy drunk double date at home.
Get naughty on the beach with each other.
• Make out or have sex in a public place like a restroom or in a dark corner of a club.
• Flash in public.
• Shower together and play with the hand shower or have soapy sex in the bathroom.
• Pick up a copy of the kamasutra and try unique sex positions that both of you might enjoy.
Get a couples’ sensual erotic massage with masseurs of the opposite sexes.
Make out on someone else’s bed. Weird, awkward and oh-so-sexy.
• Watch porn videos while having sex and turn up the volume for some sexy background music.
• Make a sex video or take nude photos of each other.
• Masturbate with someone via webcam
• Phone sex
Have sex with another couple in bed with both of you.
• Grope or make out in transportation, be it on a flight, a train or an overnight bus.
Have tantric sex all night long.
• Spanking and nibbling, and a furry cuff can be a great turn on for controlling sex.
Have sex in a changing room when there are very few people around.
Using edible body paint can make eating in bed so much more tasty.
Pretend like you’re sleeping while your partner slips in, turns you on and has sex with you.
• The world can get dark with blindfolds, but it’ll open up your sexy imaginative mind.
• Bondage can be scary, but a few scarves, ropes and clean bondage can turn out to be sexier than you think.
• Anal sex. If it hurts, use lubes. If it still hurts, try something else.
Finger her under a restaurant table. Just make sure the tablecloth’s big enough to cover your indecent act in public.
Have sex with the curtains open and get comfortably close to the window.
• Scratch each other and use your nails. Sometimes, pain can bring more pleasure.
Leave the hotel room door open for the waiter while having sex.
Have resistance sex and pretend like you’re being groped and molested.
• Have sex in water, be it a pool or in the ocean.
• Bring in a few sex toys to bed.
Play naughty truth and dare and strip poker with friends.
• Have drunk sex after a wild night of partying.
Imagine having sex with someone else and talk to your partner about it.
Are you bold enough to try swapping and swinging with other couples?
Clamps and whips can hurt, but at the right places, even pain can be a huge turn on.
• Try playing submissive to the kinkiest of commands with your partner.
• Have sex in risky places.
Like peeing on each other while having sex? Golden river fantasies were made for you.
Watch your partner having sex with someone else.
Use a double dildo with your man and penetrate him while getting penetrated yourself.
Have a threesome with someone both of you admire and/or like.
Have sex and flaunt yourselves on your webcam to other couples. Just remember to keep your face out of the camera though.
• Hair pulling
• Hot wax
• Ice play
• Flavored oil
• Have sex with someone while a roommate sleeps in the same room.
I mean would they rather I played with their heart and cause them emotional pain by complaining about time, priorities and attention?
Some females hate the truth because it's not what they want it to be. I tell females who have minor children that being in a relationship with them is not something I'm willing to pursue because their child or children deserve to be their #1 priority... ALWAYS. That when I'm in a intimate relationship, I expect to be that person's #1 priority the majority of the time. I enjoy a lot of attention. When I want to get up and go, I don't want to hear about needing a sitter or having to be home at a certain time. When I want to spend some time with them, I don't want to hear anything about he or she won't go to sleep.
I don't have a child that is a minor so I live my life in a manor in which I would prefer to find someone else that is just as free. This does not mean in no way that I don't like women with minor kids or I don't think they too are awesome, they just have a responsibility that is not conducive to my Hedonistic lifestyle. I'm sure there are men out there that would be great for them, but I'm not one.
Don't hate, just accept. Dayum! At least I'm being honest with them up front!
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