Just curious...you're sleeping and a sour patch kid sneaks into your bedroom and violates you with a pair of scissors. You wake up and discover what they've done to you...and the little demon is standing in your room, STILL HOLDING THE SCISSORS.
It briefly flashes through your mind that first they are sour, and then they are sweet. sure enough, it looks over at you with what could be seen as a penitent expression.
What's your next move?
Molest their hair in return. Heh :P
Water. Or perhaps a disarming lick....
First you gotta pee ... right?
First of all, the citric acid that little bastard left behind would sting like a mutha...lol
Next move? wrap him in a heating pad...lol
Ask the Owl how many licks to the center of a Totsie Pop...
then eat the gummy and see if the sour/sweet logic holds true.