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FLYING OINTMENT- GUARANTEED RESULTS!

01:26 Jul 13 2008
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Here is my flying ointment potion


Measure out a cup of oilve oil. To this add a small container of scented KY( you pick the scent it doesn't matter the result will be the same). Then take a large spoon and scoop three heaping spoonfuls of vaseline into the mixture.


You then should bring it all to a slow boil over a medium heat. Allow to simmer for 30 minutes with ocassional stirring. Allow to slight ly cool. Then taking a turkey baster you suction up the mixture and removing your clothes you apply it liberally over your body.


After this, the take off has several variations such as; running down the street until you lift off; climbing to the top of your roof and gently running until you lift off; jumping up and down on a trampoline until you lift off; just standing in your yard until the breeze lifts you away. Any of the foregoing will have the same results.


I personally have soared through the sky of South Florida for years using my time tested method.


COMMENTS

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Sinora
Sinora
14:16 Jul 13 2008

Well thanks for sharing....lmao





Therra
Therra
23:36 Mar 18 2010

:D





Alenia
Alenia
17:24 Mar 23 2011

This sounds like fun... flying included or not!





Halja
Halja
07:41 Oct 22 2011

That was you?!





licentious
licentious
20:01 Jan 17 2012

... I love this, I think I will give it a try tonight. Look out for reports of a chupacabra sightings in Mexico!





TiggerSmokey09
TiggerSmokey09
00:18 Apr 10 2012

so this actually works and you not just a person trying to get a laugh in if someone actually tries it?





Nekirena
Nekirena
17:04 Sep 25 2012

The response above me actually made me laugh the most.

True genius in the humor department.





AnaliethiaThionoeSangita
AnaliethiaThionoeSangita
23:20 Jan 09 2013

lol





RaynesAsylum
RaynesAsylum
03:03 Jun 22 2016

so that's what I saw in the sky that one day! LMAO





LordFangor
LordFangor
03:44 Jun 22 2016

Well, yes. Now that I'm in Virginia it will work just as well.








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