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ON BECOMING A WEREWOLF - Spell #1

00:52 Apr 18 2007
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You must obtain the following items; 7 black candles, 7 white candles, a plucked, dead, whole chicken, baby oil, a paper bag, matches, a clean white cotton cloth,


At the next full moon, place the candles in a circle in your living room. Alternating black and white. Light the candles. Remove all your clothes. Take the white cotton cloth and pull baby oil on it. Next rub the oil all over yourself. Then , wash the chicken. Place the chicken into the paper bag.


Enter your living room and sit in the middle of the circle of candles. Place the bag containing the chicken in your lap. Still your mind. Become one with your surroundings. Remain still for at least ten minutes, Then leaping up you run out into your front yard, swinging the bag containing the chicken over your head and shouting "I'm a werewolf, I'm a werewolf".


Upon your release, from the local, locked, psychiatric unit you will never again think of becoming a werewolf but to your neighbors you will always be werewolf boy/girl!


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GirlOfTheValley
GirlOfTheValley
19:30 Feb 06 2008

haha i love it





livechamleons
livechamleons
21:55 May 11 2008

once I found a spell on the internet that apparently could turn someone into a frog, I tried it on at least three people and not one of them transformed into anything so remotely frog like. So i suppose the moral of this story is don't always trust what you read on the internet or find more effective ways to turn your foes into amphibians .





http://www.spellsandmagic.com/frog.html






jaggedxtears
jaggedxtears
13:26 May 13 2008

hope it don't turn me into a chicken!!! lol





VampLady22
VampLady22
13:03 Oct 31 2009

LMAO nice





Eridia
Eridia
13:48 Jul 07 2010

lmao!



I'd pay money to see this! ;)





licentious
licentious
20:12 Jan 17 2012

Would a duck work?





dabbler
dabbler
14:54 Jul 12 2012

Hahaha





AnaliethiaThionoeSangita
AnaliethiaThionoeSangita
23:24 Jan 09 2013

Love it!





blackwings81
blackwings81
00:08 Apr 17 2013

hahahahaha lmfao that's hysterical!!!!





gothicagypsy67
gothicagypsy67
04:37 May 22 2013

Lmao!! nice way to trick some one in to it! hahah! i know who i will get my silly brother inlaw! cuz he believs everything lol!:))) thanks 4sharing btw!:)





LittleLaceDoll
LittleLaceDoll
16:20 Jul 26 2013

Thoroughly entertaining~ * grins in amusment *





Elizabethbathory33
Elizabethbathory33
17:34 Nov 12 2017

Lol very nice ^_^ Very entertaining indeed





Darkangel1876
Darkangel1876
12:03 Jun 20 2018

Lol








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