...it is no secret that I can't stand my new job. Today is a great example of why.
The office is empty.
On a normal day, I have little to do. With less than half-staff in the office... there is nothing to do. I haven't even received an email since Wednesday at 11:34AM.
I'm updating my résumé to show all this new experience... the new job hunt is on.
I just hit a wall of some kind...
Walls are usually pretty solid and not great for hitting. I hope you didn't hurt yourself.
...like an elephant, they never forget. And then they'll sit on you and try to squeeze you like a tube of toothpaste until they get every last drop of blood out of you.
All of you. Just fuck off and die.
I'm doing the best I can. Perhaps you should also give that a try for a change.
o.o I wish I could wave a wand.
You and me? Same page right now. Exactly the same page!
haha, once a spud always a spud. Wasn't it an american franchise.. "spud-u-like?"
Hey now - don't insult the potatoes by comparing them to lawyers...
What did the potatoes ever do to you?
...this job is like a big game of "Pin the Tail on the Donkey."
A problem arises. The problem is the donkey. There is a solution - the tail. We have to fix the problem by putting the tail on the donkey.
We're blindfolded, spun in a circle three times and then told we have to find the right tail in a tub full of tails, and then pin the tail on the donkey, but the donkey is invisible.
I think that is the closest analogy I could come up with that doesn't involve scat references.
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15:10 Nov 25 2011
*cross fingers you find the one you want*