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Cross country running with a dim-witted black lab... great exercise, but can unfortunately result in a hyperextended shoulder since he doesn't understand trees vs. his leash.

Molly: Holy cow, that guy could be your brother!



Me: Really? Who?



Molly: (Pointing to a bald guy with a goatee) That guy over there! He looks just like you. I thought for a second, "How did he get over there so fast, he was just standing next to me!"



Me: Wow. Really? Huh.



My inner dialogue: Do ALL women see bald guys with dark goatees as looking the same for fuck sake? This guy is at least six inches taller, 100 pounds heavier and is wearing GLASSES.



Seriously?