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Argoogle...my word, everyone's future!

21:29 Apr 14 2010
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Do you argoogle? I used to argue, but now, more and more, I find our arguments sounding like this


Uh-huh.

No way.

Yes, it is!

Nope, you're wrong.

Oh yeah? Well, we'll just google it and see!


Which turns into a google race. And guess what? If you're patient enough on Google, you can BOTH be right.


Last night our big knock down drag-out was over a very serious issue. I'm sure you have arguments like this.



...

Achilles was a demigod, honey.

No he wasn't.

Of course he was. His mother, Thetis, who dipped him in the Styx, was a goddess.

No, she was a nymph.

Ok, but she was worshipped as a goddess. He certainly was half immortal.

That's not the same thing.

You are so frustrating...it's exactly the same thing.

Nope.

AAUUUGGGHHHH! I'll kill you. *Googlegooglegooglegoogle.....*

*Google google google...*


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imagesinwords
imagesinwords
21:42 Apr 14 2010

Yep, do it all the time. Thank God for Androids, iPhones and the like... you can 'Argoogle' conveniently- on the road, at work, at home, at a baseball game!





Joli
Joli
22:04 Apr 14 2010

...and for the record *looks left then right* I won!





dabbler
dabbler
22:06 Apr 14 2010

Well.. do. Tell.. what was the determination? I can only be nuetral on this one.






LiamK
LiamK
15:18 Apr 16 2010

Honestly, no. I never default to google in an argument. Never.



I use wikipedia.



In seriousness though, when a discussion is reduced to this, you have to step back and realize that whether you like it or not your other options are "nuh-uh" and "is too."



Besides, if you can prove me wrong, I learn something. On the other hand, if you vacuously assert that I'm wrong, then I'm right by default, on the grounds that I'm only ever wrong for a good reason.





Joli
Joli
21:18 Apr 16 2010

Is there any wonder that I love you, Liam? But for the further record, everything we've ever argued over...I was right!





LiamK
LiamK
01:09 Apr 17 2010

I challenge you to produce even one such example. Bonus points if it doesn't involve your cheating outrageously.








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