Here is my flying ointment potion
Measure out a cup of oilve oil. To this add a small container of scented KY( you pick the scent it doesn't matter the result will be the same). Then take a large spoon and scoop three heaping spoonfuls of vaseline into the mixture.
You then should bring it all to a slow boil over a medium heat. Allow to simmer for 30 minutes with ocassional stirring. Allow to slight ly cool. Then taking a turkey baster you suction up the mixture and removing your clothes you apply it liberally over your body.
After this, the take off has several variations such as; running down the street until you lift off; climbing to the top of your roof and gently running until you lift off; jumping up and down on a trampoline until you lift off; just standing in your yard until the breeze lifts you away. Any of the foregoing will have the same results.
I personally have soared through the sky of South Florida for years using my time tested method.
Well thanks for sharing....lmao
This sounds like fun... flying included or not!
That was you?!
... I love this, I think I will give it a try tonight. Look out for reports of a chupacabra sightings in Mexico!
so this actually works and you not just a person trying to get a laugh in if someone actually tries it?
The response above me actually made me laugh the most.
True genius in the humor department.
so that's what I saw in the sky that one day! LMAO
Well, yes. Now that I'm in Virginia it will work just as well.
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