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11 entries this month
 

02:54 Aug 21 2020
Times Read: 120


We visited someone just to hang out and be social and they brought up the fact that they were in Hinge and how funny it can be so, clever us, we decided that we should make a profile, use some of my pictures, and fill the descriptions with weird shit and "see what happens".


Well, what happens is that men are lucky that succubi aren't real because a good 98% of y'all would end up getting eaten. I have a panoramic selfie, a picture of myself wearing a styrofoam head, and I said I'm attracted to Peter Lorre and the men are STILL lining up to leave comments or like my shit. It makes me wish I used men as sustenance because my grocery bills would be non existent. Except for seltzer water... I'd still hit that shit.

But my GOD! Dudes! Dudes of the world, you are going to get eaten alive and not in a sexy way.


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LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
05:54 Aug 21 2020



Succubus are "eating" dudes now? When did they start doing that?

Succubus
Description - A succubus is a demon or supernatural entity in folklore, in female form, that appears in dreams to seduce men, usually through sexual activity. According to religious traditions, repeated sexual activity with a succubus can cause poor physical or mental health, even death. Wikipedia

Fuck, I didn't get the memo.



Goddammit!!!

I used to look forward to going to sleep.





 

00:01 Aug 17 2020
Times Read: 170


I wonder how many of our food preservation techniques or recipes were made by accident. Like someone forgot about some food they had stored and then got dared to eat it anyway.

I saw a documentary on YouTube about fermentation and how we figured it out. I need to find that again and post it.


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Terezi
Terezi
04:40 Aug 18 2020

Least we stopped putting poison in milk and such.





Morrigon
Morrigon
01:37 Aug 19 2020

Yeah there's that lol





 

Sacrifices must be made

22:45 Aug 16 2020
Times Read: 194


You know... I took some time to think it over and I can't help but feel like MooniePie had a point when she said we gotta get our tits out for webcams. If there's even a possibility that we can bring those back, we need to take our chances.


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MooniePie
MooniePie
23:11 Aug 16 2020

TITS OUT FOR WEBCAMS! let's get 'em out, floppin', bouncin', and doin' all the things!





Morrigon
Morrigon
23:54 Aug 16 2020

Moonie, I think it might be wise to also outsource for more tits. I'm thinking one word: inundate.
The Titty Inundation Technique (T.I.T.) cannot fail.





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
02:34 Aug 17 2020





MooniePie
MooniePie
02:38 Aug 17 2020

T.I.T.'s 4 Lyfe. We need a flip book of tiddies.





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
05:57 Aug 18 2020





 

What do you think you can handle?

02:01 Aug 10 2020
Times Read: 262


Question:

Would you rather have your knees on backwards or poop a mid size lightbulb once a week?

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DarknessAwakened
DarknessAwakened
02:18 Aug 10 2020

I have to go with the knees I have enough issues with my intestinal track





OldSoul
OldSoul
02:19 Aug 10 2020

I do poop a mid size lightbulb once a week and it's a very enlightening experience :)

I'll show myself the door





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
02:33 Aug 10 2020



Knees on backwards....



Fuck that other madness. LOL!




Morrigon
Morrigon
02:35 Aug 10 2020

Hahahaha I'm crying over these responses





TheNameGame
TheNameGame
03:44 Aug 10 2020

Question: Does the light bulb work with google home and Alexa?





Morrigon
Morrigon
04:11 Aug 10 2020

That is an option @Namegame. Unfortunately, smart anal bulbs only come in the shape: floodlight





MySpoonIsTooBig
MySpoonIsTooBig
03:26 Aug 12 2020

Is the light bulb shatter proof? That is an important piece of knowledge to know before making such a choice!





TheNameGame
TheNameGame
03:28 Aug 12 2020

Lol !

Hey Alexa Turn on my Anal Flood light.

Okay, Turning the "Anal Flood" light on, would you like to place an order for more Anal Flood lights on Amazon ?

No, Thanks Alexa I'm Flooded.





Morrigon
Morrigon
12:42 Aug 12 2020

@MySpoonIsTooBig the bulb is tough, but not shatter proof.





 

00:57 Aug 09 2020
Times Read: 300


I cannot deal with alcohol any more. I had three of those alcoholic seltzer drinks, not the ones with higher percentage alcohol. These were 5% but my bitch-ass still feels like shit after drinking them. Granted we didn't eat much today but damn...


You reach your 30s and everything starts breaking down lol


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LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
02:33 Aug 09 2020







MorningStarAldan
MorningStarAldan
03:16 Aug 09 2020

ha you think 30's is bad? wait till ya get to 40's then 50's. Shit gets real then:p





 

Easy one tonight

01:11 Aug 08 2020
Times Read: 362


Question:
Would you rather realize that you're living in a simulation or lose your entire home to a sinkhole?

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Morrigon
Morrigon
01:12 Aug 08 2020

Rules: you must pick one, no negotiations. You may ask for specifics about each option. No takesies Backsies, and always explain your choice.





Renarde
Renarde
01:12 Aug 08 2020

Does anyone die in the sinkhole?





Renarde
Renarde
01:16 Aug 08 2020

Also as far as the simulation do we control the location, time period, and who is in it with us?





Morrigon
Morrigon
01:25 Aug 08 2020

Sinkhole- no one does
Simulation - as soon as you realize you're in one, you gain the ability to control it somewhat.





Renarde
Renarde
01:27 Aug 08 2020

Alright I would take the simulation because once I gained the ability to control what I could I would see if I could bring someone who passed away back in simulation to enjoy time with them.





XbluesandX
XbluesandX
01:39 Aug 08 2020

I have a weird phobia with sinkholes. I think I’d probably rather wake up and realize I was in a simulation.





Earthgrinder
Earthgrinder
01:52 Aug 08 2020

Animation





Morrigon
Morrigon
01:55 Aug 08 2020

Sinkholes horrify the fuck out of me, but the concept of realizing that everything and everyone around me isn't real is terrifying too...





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
03:16 Aug 08 2020


Wait, I thought everyone already knew we are living in a simulation.





Earthgrinder
Earthgrinder
03:41 Aug 08 2020

Lol





TheNameGame
TheNameGame
07:09 Aug 08 2020

@LORDMOGY Agreed! lol

I pick simulation, So if we realize we are in it, we can be Neo?





TheArtistRose
TheArtistRose
15:37 Aug 08 2020

Simulation.





Morrigon
Morrigon
20:13 Aug 08 2020

There's WAY more votes for simulation than I thought!





MorningStarAldan
MorningStarAldan
03:18 Aug 09 2020

OH NEO! I have the biggest crush for Neo:p





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
06:01 Aug 18 2020


@TheNameGame




@Morrigon





 

Would you rather?

23:12 Aug 06 2020
Times Read: 458


Question:

Would you rather have no mouth or a mouth on the back of your neck?

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Morrigon
Morrigon
23:12 Aug 06 2020

Rules: you must pick one, no negotiations. You may ask for specifics about each option. No takesies Backsies, and always explain your choice.





DarknessAwakened
DarknessAwakened
23:15 Aug 06 2020

Is breathing and eating affected by the mouth on the back of the neck?





Morrigon
Morrigon
23:18 Aug 06 2020

@DarknessAwakened - yes





DarknessAwakened
DarknessAwakened
23:20 Aug 06 2020

I believe I would have to go with the mouth on the back of the neck. I enjoy the taste of food too much to give up my mouth also how would scream during situations that its needed for lol.





Hatfield
Hatfield
23:23 Aug 06 2020

I would rather have no mouth. I have longer hair, and dont particularly like when I accidentally get hair in my mouth now, itd be worse if my mouth was on the back of my neck.





TheNameGame
TheNameGame
23:33 Aug 06 2020

No mouth, as you can see, I am used to it ;-)





Morrigon
Morrigon
23:37 Aug 06 2020

Hahaha why would you be screaming?!? Like at a football game?





Morrigon
Morrigon
23:38 Aug 06 2020

@Hatfield oh god you'd have to shave around it!!!





Hatfield
Hatfield
23:47 Aug 06 2020

Morrigon, the mental image of that will haunt me for a while.





DarknessAwakened
DarknessAwakened
00:06 Aug 07 2020

Well screaming in terror, or maybe pleasure lol





XbluesandX
XbluesandX
00:19 Aug 07 2020

I’d rather have no mouth.





MooniePie
MooniePie
00:21 Aug 07 2020

No mouth. My back fat would make me sound like Chewbacca.





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
01:08 Aug 07 2020



I'd rather have a mouth on the back of my neck.

I need to stimulate all 5 Senses...By any means necessary.





RoyalSireZombie
RoyalSireZombie
01:45 Aug 07 2020

No mouth. Maybe I'd be a better listener.

Could we double up on the ears?





Morrigon
Morrigon
02:24 Aug 07 2020

@MooniePie omg that sounds incredible though, no one fucks with us!

@LORDMOGY of course you'd have a photo that perfectly explains your point LOL

@RoyalSireZombie I guess it would only be fair to give you as many ears as you'd like haha





DarknessAwakened
DarknessAwakened
02:31 Aug 07 2020

I love this game





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
02:51 Aug 07 2020





 

21:42 Aug 06 2020
Times Read: 501


She really likes to think she's the center of attention, doesn't she? Mistaking "everyone finds you annoying" for "infamous". I am among the people who have provided these fools with reactions, which is what they crave.

So I'm going to be more strict with myself and stop fueling their sad bullshit.

I'm going to start up my ultimate Would You Rather? Game where the choices are near impossible to make and I hope to see folks playing along, answering, or coming up with their own questions.


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TheNameGame
TheNameGame
21:52 Aug 06 2020

I rather read this than more drama bullshit lol





MorningStarAldan
MorningStarAldan
22:00 Aug 06 2020

:::raises hand::: I second that





Drayton
Drayton
22:10 Aug 06 2020

Real vampires love Vampire Rave.



LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
22:14 Aug 06 2020





RedxViper
RedxViper
23:20 Aug 06 2020





TheArtistRose
TheArtistRose
15:39 Aug 08 2020

But I like being the center of attention lol.





 

03:07 Aug 05 2020
Times Read: 544


For real though.

I'd fight David Cage.


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LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
06:16 Aug 05 2020





TheNameGame
TheNameGame
21:51 Aug 06 2020

The game designer?





Morrigon
Morrigon
21:52 Aug 06 2020

Yes





 

Jenius. Thanks for waiting until now, brain.

21:19 Aug 03 2020
Times Read: 596


I like how as soon as I get a green screen, I start wanting to design things with blue and green in them.


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What is happening?

03:08 Aug 02 2020
Times Read: 639


Wait... Okay, do you eat the tail of a shrimp if it's deep fried?!?


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MorningStarAldan
MorningStarAldan
03:30 Aug 02 2020

oh no, was I not supposed to eat that part? well snapping turtles! LOL! I eat the whole thing when its deep fried. But now I'm like, well should I? LOL!





Earthgrinder
Earthgrinder
03:43 Aug 02 2020

Depends on the etiquette of the occasion, I suppose.





FeverDreams
FeverDreams
10:10 Aug 02 2020

If it tastes good ... then why not? The same with fish tail .... some love it and some don't.





Katherine1211
Katherine1211
09:31 Aug 05 2020

Vampires is not at all like in the movies or books. Sure, I understand. You are young you have the whole world open to you. You can be anything that you choose if you apply yourself and try hard to work toward that goal. But being a Vampire is not what it seems like. It’s a life full of good, and amazing things. We are as human as you are.. It’s not what you are that counts, But how you choose to be. Do you want a life full of interesting things? Do you want to have power and influence over others? To be charming and desirable? To have wealth, health, and longevity? kindly contact the vampire kingdom email worldofvampir@hotmail.com





Morrigon
Morrigon
20:53 Aug 05 2020

What the ever loving shit?

We're talking shrimp. Sit down.





MorningStarAldan
MorningStarAldan
23:29 Aug 06 2020

Morri she did that to my journal too. I was like dafuk kinda sauce is dis fool? LMAO.!!!

But since we are talking shrimp, I bought the sauce, now do u double dip or do you just stuff it whole after you dip? LOL





Morrigon
Morrigon
23:36 Aug 06 2020

I can't justify double dipping in the communal dip bowl.





OldSoul
OldSoul
02:12 Aug 07 2020

As much as having a mouth on the back of your neck would be inconvenient if you need it to eat and breath that would be the lesser of two evils. So I choose mouth on the back of your neck.





Zarr
Zarr
03:57 Aug 07 2020

Popcorn get yo popcorn!








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