life is like corn lets get it popping
Hello to all of you I am the CornStalker. I come from a field out in the middle of nowhere in a small town called Corn Bluff.Corn is in my blood and all my family is in the corn buisness. I have a brother who was the CORNerback of the Corn Bluff Huskers. My dad was truck driver delivering our family secret giant corn cobs around the country.
This is my cool ride for around the corn field it may look slow but its running on some good strong corn fuel!
My uncle Corny Joe Bob has had some experience in creating beverages and finally got one on the market you all should give it a try.
My favorite time of year is halloween and it dont take much work to get in the spirit of the festivities at my home the corn field gets decked out and we invite the family over to put a few scares into people.
If you have any other questions about me and corn feel free to POP on by. lol
By the way if any of you see this damn stalker let me know this fruity jerk cheated on my sister and im gonna kick his ass!
|Member Since:||Mar 09, 2013|
|Last Login:||Jul 24, 2016|
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