Nothing speeds up romance like drinkin' spirits and smokin' plants
Set at 21:27 on January 01, 2015
Here in Metal Metal Land everything is loud - All the chicks are strippers - All their fathers proud!
|Location:||Detroit Rock City|
|Occupation:||Comedy Sideshow Performer|
Helluva a Mentor of
|The first and foremost thing about me that you have to keep in mind is that I am a complete and utter sarcastic smartass. I'm also cynical, satirical and a little bit angry with a love for the innuendo and the tasteless. I mean just take a look at where I draw my influence from.|
That being said I'm actually a pretty easy going guy with a live and let live attitude but that doesn't mean I won't call shenanigans on someone's bullshit.
As you can see by my picture I am a performer. I mainly do street and period festivals (mostly Renaissance). I am a Fire Artist; I do fire-eating, fire breathing, body transfers and bare handed fireball juggling. I also do the Human Blockhead, Bullwhip stunts/cracking, knife throwing and the Bed of Nails.
|Music, ah sweet music. Music is a major part of my life. I generally have music playing at all times when I can. I am a fan of all sorts of music but rock based music is my biggest passion. Down, dirty and raw powered, distorted and fuzzy guitars. Bass lines that could shake your teeth loose. Drums pounding out a thunderous rhythm and beat. Of course, you could go with a slow, driving and hip grinding beat that makes you want to press your body up against someone and move into each other.|
If you add me to your friends list please let me know and I will do the same. Followed by rating you a 10 for the trouble. So just remember if you're going to give me bonuses around here I would like to return the favor.
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|Member Since: ||Oct 28, 2008
|Last Login: ||Dec 02, 2015|
|Times Viewed: ||16,668|
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