This profile is a Playdoh factory in libretto for the Mephistophelean paramour...
If you're a tornado or hailstone...perhaps we should talk, because I'd love to know how you acquired the powers of speech.
I was walking around in the rain; In the PM ...AM ...time of day. Sauntering by the graves of yesterday; I thought I saw a frog, but it was just a water-logged toad. Then I thought..."Maybe he's just crying, or visiting relatives, or maybe he just misses his tail." I touched my lower back...and felt his pain.
(If you're interested in adding me, please write me first. I'm not interested in being a number on your friends list. If you're introverted, stalk me if you want. But if you want any chance of friendship, it lies within' your ability to communicate. There should be enough here for you to comment on, or know if we have something in common etc... Want to actually be friends? Be human about it.)
Also...I strongly suggest you do
NOT forcibly induct me into anything, trust me...you will regret it. No one chooses my path but me, and I'm a leader, not a follower!
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I am extremely antidrug! Don't even bother requesting any sort of friendship with me if you are an illegal drug user or if you abuse any other sustance. I don't care what you do, but I will not tolerate it in my life or around me. Do I drink? yes, socially, but not often. If we were in prohibition, no I wouldn't! ~~
Now, if anyone needs me...just tug on your right ear and draw a triangle connecting freckles on your body. Send me a picture of it along with some melted wax from an unscented beeswax candle...then pray. If you don't have my address, make one up, but send it 2 day only or else I won't accept it.
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For those who are interested:
I work in the film industry (no...not porn!) Currently as an Associate Producer and Script Supervisor. Though I'm usually writing and directing.
If you're interested in reading my journal (poetry) :
My poetry/writing is my own style & deeply metaphorical. I intentionally break format because what is poetry when confined to rules? Less interesting in my opinion. Vague & Descriptive (2 words not commonly placed together is the best way to describe my work)
MUSIC:
Metal, 80'S anything, but metal mostly. Goth, Celtic, Classical, Dark Film Scores / instrumentals, I can even enjoy jazz or blues (BUT never recorded! I'd only listen to it live)
(For more complete lists, check myspace via the link above, why bother c/p?)
NOTE: I HATE emo!!! Try growing some pubes first before you start bitching and moaning about how shitty your love life is!!!
FILMS:
Horror & Comedies primarly. I've seen some of the most avant garde horror movies ever made, they're great! Zombies being my favorite. Action/adventure, and I like (one) romantic comedy and it's in my top 5 of all time! I steer clear of drama...I've enough in real life, ever watch the news? What the hell do you need a dramatic film for then?
INTERESTS:
Writing (Scripts (PSA's, Commercials, TV Shows, Sitcom's, Full length Feature Films) poetry, short stories, quotations (randoms) etc...) Directing & Producing, Assistant Directing / Script Supervising, {I'm always looking to better myself as a writer and as a professional in my industry.} Spending time with my closest friends,
Traveling & Road trips Swimming, Storm Chasing, The Olympics (Summer),
Racquetball, Paranormal Investigation, Volleyball, Candles, Velvet, Mythology
My pugs, Photography, chivalry Mints (Peppermint, Spearmint NOT Wintergreen!) Reminiscing, Swords / medieval / renaisannce, romantic & gothic literature etc... What can I say other than: "I am...I'm me".
--- I've noticed that when most people say "You have been rated fairly" that you have not faired too well. lol ---
The content of this material is almost unremittingly banal, consisting mostly of pious sentiments, couched in a woolly language
Thanks for reading, and good luck with the number 3!
RANTING AND RAVING
I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU LOSE "RANK" THE LONGER YOU STAY IDLE, DON'T LOG IN ETC...
I HAVE LOST OVER 30 FORUM POSTS. INTERESTING METHOD OF LOSING RANK...I'VE ALSO LOST COMMENTS...THAT PISSES ME OFF!
ONLINE SITES SUCH AS THIS ARE MEANT TO RELAX AND CHILL. MEET PEOPLE, HAVE FUN...HOW CAN YOU WHEN IT'S NOTHING BUT WORK...NOTHING BUT CONSTANT POSTING, AND RANKING, AND SURFING...YOU DON'T HAVE A SECOND TO BREATHE!
AM I GOING TO QUIT ONE OF MY TWO JOBS SO I CAN SPEND MORE TIME HERE? HEHE...I THINK NOT.
I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO HAVING A LENGTHY TENURE HERE, IT'S A COOL SITE, BUT F THAT!
TO ALL OF YOU THAT HAVE THE TIME, GOOD FOR YOU, I HOPE YOU ALWAYS HAVE THAT MUCH FREE TIME, I WISH I DID, BUT I DON'T.
WHATEVER HAPPENS HAPPENS, MAYBE I'LL BE HERE A BIT LONGER, MAYBE I WON'T. DON'T BE TOO SUPRISED THOUGH IF THE NEXT TIME YOU COME BY...MY PROFILE HAS DISAPPEARED.
