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Go and buy some Danish produce today some Carlsburg Lager or danepak bacon. Do something amazing and show those Intolerant pig fuckers your support for Intolerance :)


The idler is always a satirist, whether wittingly or not. When we refuse to jump onto the merry-go-round of work - when we, in a word, cannot be arsed - we seem to pass comment on those eager souls, pumping up and down on their gaily painted workhorses to the rasping music of money’s steam organ. There’s no use protesting that you don’t care what the other fellow gets up to, that you’re happy for him to scale Naga Parbat without oxygen or compile his millions on the Stock Exchange if it pleases him. You have devalued him without lifting a finger - the best way of doing anything.


The idler knows that what is called ‘useful knowledge’ is rarely that: the knowledge you pick up while truanting will stay with you and sustain you in later years. A proficiency at billiards is the sign of a mis-spent youth, but in later life an aid to unexpected friendship and a means of getting to know the world.


"I am the Devil, and I am here to do the Devil's work"

"Dr Shipman will see you now"

Go and see the profile of my esteemed colleague and partner in michief making and merryment reinfeld2001. Mr Driftwood seems quite despicable but he's really not.

Gnomes are evil and must be destroyed. Have you ever had items of clothing go missing from your home? Maybe a pair of boxer shorts? Some panties or a bra? Or most disturbingly a single sock so you are unable to make a pair?

Well then you have been attacked by evil Gnomes. Be warned your Cat hates Gnomes but they have used magic powers to stop cats from being able to capture and eat them.

If you have any Gnome related questions please feel free to ask.


Do you know that humans listen to cold play and vote for National Socialism and Communism. Do you think you can trust them?

I am aware that my profile lacks substance and needs more juicy gossip material. I will add my ramblings to it as much as possible. If any of it becomes confusing please ask!

Fantastic, Handsome, Modest, Creative eg Liar :) ........Beast of a Man who enjoys Intoxication, Sin, Gluttony, Sex, Comedy Mayhem Manic laughter a must, moments of doubt/remorse, Sympathising with the Bad guy/girl, Sleeping all day, Captain Spaulding!!! and most of all Travel. I have rampaged through Europe and sub-saharan Africa and plan to visit the continents of America and Asia next.

Would like to ideally find a suitable Female travel companion Somone that can tolerate me :) Must be imperfect!. Sexy boots and stockings a plus :)

I put a lot of faith in fate which is one of the reasons i am such a lover of traveling. I know that out there somewhere is the location i belong. But if i belong in a Castle or a Cave is up for debate lol.

If you are not prepared to gamble then the mediocre shall be your constant companion! I need a degree of uncertanty and the unforseen in my life and i think everyone else does too it just depends on if they are prepared to face some of their non-sensical fears. We are little more than animals.

I can forgive you if you do not know who that giant of mayhem in the second picture down is. But if you don't know who he is and you don't find out then i will come for you!!!! grrrr

On a daily basis i straddle the realms of depression and ecstasy reaching unbelievable peaks and lounging in the pit of despair.

Today i am planning another magical mystery tour but where will it take me?

If you are female you may like to throw me with rocks or panties.

Here is a list of "Musicians" i fucking despise. I want to cut out their voice boxes with a fucking spoon. *This list is incomplete*

James Blunt (a talentless shit from England rich whining peice of crap. I wish he would take his own life)
Chris Martin (Coldplay)
Jack Johnston
Busted
Pussycat dolls
20 cents
Sugerbabes
Kaiser Cheifs (see below)
Franz Ferdinand (spoilt cunts who wouldnt last 5 mins in the real world)
All these people who moan and have nothing to moan about :( I know i've left a lot of favourites out and will take suggestions.

Whats the name of that cock sucker that sings that "you had a bad day" song? I think he may be Canadian?