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THE BOOK OF JOB according to PAGAN

PAGAN
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The Book of Job, is the ongoing problem of the blithering idiots.

The purpose of the Book of Job is didactic, but the lessons that it teaches are not transparent, and different interpretations of the divine speeches are possible. The Book of Job does not definitively answer the problem of the suffering idiots, but challenges readers to come to their own understanding.


...“Who is this that darkeneth sound counsel by words without knowledge?"


...When challenged by the idiots questioning of the sincerity of all the new features in the Land of VR, the Prince of the Dark Network gives leave for a series of catastrophes to afflict the Complainers. The friends of the Complainers insist that this latest new feature can only be spying on personal wrongdoing and results in an invitation from the Prince to piss off and get a grip.

...and soon there follows a series of speeches made by the Golden Admins - speeches emphasizing His sovereignty in creating and maintaining the Dark Network. They conclude that the Dark Prince is king over the world and is not subject to questions from any little creatures, including Complainers.


Verily,
I PAGAN say unto you, it thusly came to pass that the Prince announced that there would be a new feature to contend with... cataloguing the wonders of creation, and the intricacies of coding, He explains that the webcams will now be secretly activated upon logging in and NOTHING will be private anymore.


I, PAGAN, say unto you Goth is truly awesome.
Amen.



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COMMENTS

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OzmanitisTheMighty
OzmanitisTheMighty
21:19 May 17 2012

oh wow....very creative. nicely done Pagan..nicely done indeed





LadyDarkRayne
LadyDarkRayne
01:45 May 18 2012

Fantastic as always. You certainly have a way with words Pagan.





PAGAN
PAGAN
16:21 May 18 2012

thanks guys! Now, excuse me while I go get my hair done just in case someone is watching me sat here... ;)





Oceanne
Oceanne
14:22 May 20 2012

Damn.

thank you for bringing the first smile to cross my face in a month.





Chaos
Chaos
18:53 Jun 17 2012

Lol I like this Pagan





Shalista
Shalista
16:37 Jul 18 2012

very nicely done..love it!!!






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