irecently found out on eHow.com that they have a how to guide for becoming a vampire slayer. heres the instructions as follows and i want some serious replies as to whether ornot wevampires should fear these guys.....feel free to laugh at this......
Purchase the clothes. You must look like a vampire slayer to be a vampire slayer. Leather, high-heels and crucifixes are all part of the job. Vampires are attracted to the yes-please-take-me-home-with-you look.
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Learn the moves. Set up a home gym and hone your mixed martial arts skills. Get comfortable with everything from stakes and holy water to crossbows and double-headed axes. Vampires are superhuman; but you can be superhuman too. Remember: it's not worth slaying unless you slay in style. Front flips, back hand springs, splits, roundhouse kicks and body slams are all check marks in the style column.
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Research the enemy. Peruse the local library. While most encyclopedias overlook vampires, the fiction shelves will have a decent selection of vampire lore. "Dracula" remains a classic; but for a look at the modern evolution of vampires, sit down with a few episodes of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer." While vampires are behind the times, they're not that behind the times.
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Find the enemy. Hang out in cemeteries and dark alleys. Visit sleazy bars in the sleazy parts of town. Do everything your mother fears you do. Don't stay out of trouble--follow it. When you find it, slay it.
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Create a repertoire of catchy one-liners. Every famous vampire slayer has a decent collection of post-slaying puns, because every near-death experience needs comic relief. Even though your audience will be dust, a good joke goes a long way in boosting your confidence.
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