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Hey all of ya, just wanted to post Gothic-y Christmas tidings. Or something. I'll probably manage to crack a smile this year. yeah right!. how do I (and anyone else) survive this time? just wanted handy hints on how to stay(in)sane as possible, with little five year old boys yelling in your ears. Cousins, dontcha love em??? anywho, comments below on how to survive christmas, or funny christmas stories.....

Try to stay as isolated as possible if they brake through your isolated barrier then run like hell.

I tend to stay in bed personally.
but I'm sure if you scoured the net you'll find a list of amusing things to do over the holidays that keeps your family at bay!

Hmmm....I've never had this problem seeing as I cherish *most* of my family *most* of the time. But....lock yourself in your room is the only thing I could think of. It's easy, inexpensive, and if someone wants you to come out say you're sick and you feel like crap. If you have to go somewhere, act like you're sick. Sick...works.

Drink..........................plenty

I come up with a cold or bug, and say I am afraid of passing it on to get out of attending.

eggnog with copious amounts of rum......
little trick I learned from my father...hehe

Dearmon... you are a gentleman and a scholar... **clink clink**

Cheers....

FUCKIN HELL!!!

D-A-E-R-M-O-N.

Christ i hate that... dude you got NO CLUE how many times ive had to fix your name when i actually type it... for that very typo!!
I think i need mor 'nog...
:: shouting over party ::

Anyone got a beer bong?? I dont think the conventional method is gonna do it here...

My brother actually keeps me in thoroughly spiked eggnog when there are Christmas to-do's. He knows I'll bugger off out the back and run away if he doesn't. Number 1, Christmas and I don't get on well. Number two, crowds and I don't get on well. Number 3, I like eggnog. Number 4, we aren't out of eggnog are we?

*pisses off out the back and hides*

For me, Alcohol (specifically: Apple Martinis, Cosmopolitans, and anything with Vodka in it) helps get me thru the XMAS helliday.....

Nothing helps better then a steady buzz to fend off statements, like why do celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in Jesus?

Merry Yule to you all!

Again I say... **clink clink**
HUZZAH!!


(is it obvoius yet how i survive the holidays? Theres always something in the room that deserves a good cheers...)

ROFLMAO *hiccup* Hehehehe....
*stumbles out the back door to find Requiem...*

I just dont survive the holidays.. I long for more of them! Lazy, hazy days.. bit of this, bit of that..know what I mean.. nudge nudge wink wink

Say no MORE!

**hiccup**

Cheers, m8's!!

**hiccup**

...i'm wiff yews guyz! one part nog and three parts Cap'n Morgan! CheErS! 8)

i drink to hide
i drink to be social
I drink cuz i never learned how to talk to people
nor did i care to care to give shit what the "common man" had to say
cuz i was not the common man nor boy


sorry bout that one just kinda came out i promise ill whip it up lol i mean clean it up (not like anyone gives a crap but) screw it il b late t work and lose my job im putting my drunken ass to bed

Screw the eggnog for the moment.Give me my grandfather's rum cake and icing made with a half a gallon of rum.........................ok now eggnog

actually khay....for the first two years I used this nick I made that same typo

Quote from darkknight6 -"i never learned how to talk to people
nor did i care to care to give shit what the "common man" had to say
cuz i was not the common man nor boy" Thats excactly how I am and when my family gets together and *nic* forces me to church I feel so out of place, not only because I no longer believe in that particular religion (Luthran if anyone is intrested in talking a little religious talk hit me or diamon up, we love to discuss this stuff) and all the people in that church are rich pompus @ssholes.

Ice cold Absolute Vodka in a hot bubblebath:)

surviving xmas???? sit in a dark room with music on, and a few bottles of different spirits and only emerging for food and bathroom breaks lol well thats how i survive....

unfortunately i cant be so lucky this year :S actually going to my stepdad's mothers house for xmas lunch..... sooo not looking forward to it *cries*

Logans Falls absinth, and some footballs! Ahh Time travel!

i say stay n ur room witha bottle of vodka and s few crackers, turn off the lights put ur headphones on and stay completey silent, thats how i would avoid the w/e it is ::takes a drink and watches khayman stumble across the room::

...here's mine: picture a tree - dead with no needles left, with little white sparkly skulls and black satin ribbons tied in crooked little bows all round about. a black velvet skirt below, spidery webs draped from bough to bough, topped off with a blinky pentagram star on the very tippy-top! a fire place burns brightly with a cauldron full of hot toddy brew to bring a glow of good cheer! that's my gothy christmas card to each and all!

Hibernate 9mm,........ When you positively want to kill every fucking relation in the god dammed room....

hmmm...the alcohol, definately.

but someone forgot the music

...or does that go without saying?

christmas won't be such a pain this year methinks.

with darkblackcorner there... music and booze numb it all!

Try to be around those who you get on well with, catch up with friends... it keeps tyou away from the parentals.

DRINK DRINK DRINK

old guy from father ted.....

also me.... from sept to feb.....and um... feb to sept....

LOL well. I .. like .. christmas?
*runs*

LOL

*catches Elly*

Don't run. Just don't sing Jingle bells and we'll be ok. *grin*

Summer Seasons Greetings!!! Hehehe

stay as far away from family and hang about with friends getting drunk and stoned that way I'm too high to give a shit HAHA no christmas for me oh and be as naughty as possible all year round that normally works for me ^_^ lol I know it's not good but it works

now where's that Vodka stash I know it's here somewhere *runs around the place searching for Vodka*

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