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This is my dream when I move to Canada I want to own a bar/club to attract well basically ppl who are here so heres the layout in my minds eye so come in and enjoy the facilities (basically kinda like the story told by you come in and interact ;-)

When you enter there is a large pit like dance area surrounded by tables kinda like black deckchairs and tables made of steel.
Just off to the left is the DJ box which is modelled after the DJ box in Blade 1 in the slaughter house dance scene. Behind the Dj box just off to the left is the bar which stocks all your fave drinx and cocktails, the roof is quite high and the air conditioning is top notch.
After the bar is a door which is flanked by doormen is the feeding room which is also V.I.P there is plenty of seating area on a raised platform which is against the far back wall and light is dulled yet enough to see ppl
(So enjoy sit and have a drink any job applications are welcome ;-)

Oh hey groovey!!
I claim the job of the Cooler (head of security team).
Coolers kick ass.... other than the owner.. they run the joint.
:: flex ::

Now Ima have to go into my journal and describe MY club...
but hey, you get north america... I'll get Europe... and we're covered, brotha-man....
:: applause ::

i want to be the bartender. don't worry, i make Grrrreat drinks. Before you know it, everyone in the bar will be trashed. I dont know if thats a good thing or not, but the drinks are yummy.

V--V

*Bows to K*
Thanx your hired lol
So peeps any scenario goes here (as long as it realistic and clean) and any bad behaviour K will deal with you lol

::Raises a toast to EVERYBODY on VR and sits back to chill::

I enter the club and stand back in awe,it is soo cool,I walk upto the Bar and Take a seat and ask for A Bloody Mary....

i plan to get for bartender here in az and maybe i come and work at ur club, or i could work as a dj, ether way im happy

i would make it for you, but i dont even know if i'm hired.

i guess i can sneak behind the bar and do it anyway since you are asking for one. I must demonstrate motivation and drive! ( maybe ill get hired )

i doubt i'll be hired
CAZ OF MY DAM GRAMMER AND SPELLING!!
::kicks the schools computer::
lol thats 2 i have completely destroyed

lol empress, you're a fiesty one. They might need that at the club.

LOL
::Enters club and puts up a roster::
Security:Talk to Khayman 4 doormen needed
Bar tender(s):" male 2 female needed so far Deity (f)
Dj:Dark Empress (2 openings still remain)
Cloak room:attendants needed
Waiter/esse's:Attendants needed
(All employee's free booze after work and paid holidays and excellent xmas bonuse's)

yay imma dj!!!
::dances around::

dude u gotta make me head dj.. considering i dj'd at my uncles club for 8 months :P and then i can hook in wif DarkEmpress ::winks::

alright! anyone need a drink?

::blushes::

LOL ok 1 more Dj opening left (Gotta work on rotation)
and ermmm employee's so far GET BACK TO WORK LOL we got customers to serve
::Orders a Jager bomb off Deity::

aightttttt... ::pulls DarkEmpress up to the turntables n kisses her::... hmm wat music to put on ChaosBleed tell me wat u want.. for now ::spins some fast beat punk music::

Well am in the mood 4 Rammstein or Korn so suprise me man

::Goes up to office which overlooks the whole club with huge windows which are reflective and admires his earnest employee's and of course his clientele::

::trys not to giggle then gets back to work::

::hands the headphones to DarkEmpress n shows her how to spin n change tracks:: yayy she can do it ::goes n grabs a coke from our Bartender ;)::

Sunshine enters the club ..... as there does not appear to be an attendant to take her cloak she hangs it herself and walks to the dj box ...waits politely until the dj's stop kissing each other and asks for her most favourite song 'Transylvanian Concubine - Rasputina' to be played then walks to the dance floor ...scans the room for someone handsome to join her ...and sighing as she cannot see the one handsome gentleman she wishes to dance with her she begins to dance alone and becomes lost in the haunting melodies ..........

On that note, I'm gonna have a seat right here...
:: looks funny at Chaos ::
Tell me to get to work.
THIS... is not 'work'.
Getting a couple of Ex-ed-up kids outta my loo... THATS work, m8...
>:)~

well i cant let a female dance alone... ::walks to sunshine n asks if he may have this dance:: Chaosbleed im on break ;)

Oh yeah...

:: Flags down Deity ::

K'I get a coffe luv? Leaded... 2 creamers and a packet of the yellow stuff...

:: winks ::


Nothing wrong with bein' nice to the ladies...
>:)

::Myintelligence is absent u got 5 mins, K ur ever vigilant respect and to Deity a slight pay rise for stayin bhind the bar::
Walks down to a chair by the dabce pit to watch everybody's activities whilst havin a smoke

lmao, good one sunshine!!
::gets profesional and goes back to work::

Hmmm...don't know if I'd rather be the "food" services manager or carry around test-tube shooters for tips...decisions, decisions.

:: beeps Chaos on her com-unit ::
Dude... how am i s'posed to watch the natives when THAT...
:: oogles Sunshine ::
Is shakin' it on my floor???

o_O

lol u know Steven is a good name for me to... well back to work i guess.. ::goes up n spins some korn for Chaos::

::doesnt bother to look up::
im to serious for play now
::puts on serious look and focuses on her work::

::K focus::
As Myintelligenceisabsent has FINALLY got back to work lol (am a laid back employer) and holds his hand out to Sunshine for a dance

lol u cant be serious when u working with me.. my understudy dj ::pinches DarkEmpress's ass then smiles at Khay::

Note to Employees::

For safety reason, of course, I have outfitted the entire staff with com devices... mind you this club is right big. Easier to get word out if needed.

::beeps MIIA ::

Social graces brotha-man... social graces...
:wink:

oh-tay...FOCUS...
right-o..

lmao... i so wish i never choose this nicknameeeee.. ::wears a bright pink STEVEN name tag:: oi DarkEmpress my turn... now any music requests?

::Excellent suggestion K (com units)::
All employee's also if you need a lift home after work I will give you 1 on the back of my Metallic black Kawasaki Ninja bear in mind though one at a time and if am not here for now management fall's to K if syhe is willin if not I need an assistant manager

smiling and blushing a little ....Sunshine takes Chaos' hand and begins to dance with him .........

can i be the dancer?...ill dance in an iron cage or in a pole? ---- i love dancing, ill get everyone in your club pumped up and wanting to come back! both males & females....just watch =)

V--V

focus on me Chaos we r dancing remember !!!!!

thinks ....hmmmm. what can i do to keep his attention ?....hmmmmm

::Takes Sunshine's hand and places his other arm around her waist oblivious to all else here (unless needed) and dances to slow dance::

Cage dancers?
Didn't think of that your hired you can take the space between the seating area past the V.I.P lounge and the DJ box
::Beeps K::
We may need a bigger security team you agree?

YES!

*runs to put on a strappy tight sexy outfit with chains & spikes & knee high boots, lets hair loose*

ok im ready to roll.

lets get this joint r0kin!!!!!

drinks have been served. Anything else?

* winks *

I'll gladly take that nomination, Chaos...
And a Latin woman dancin on the poles?...
Holy be-jesus...

:: meanders to the front door ::
I need to do something else for a bit...
fresh air is good.
:: winces at a rather trashy lookin young man ::
EEK. Fake Versace` is NOT.. however...

:: tosses the boy to the curb ::
'Not in my club, sweetness...'

khay, i gave you an extra creamer on the side incase it's still too dark.


just looking out ;o]

::beep::

Yes... security team...
I've got just the people.
They're mine... but theyre good.
Trust?

*starts dancing in the cage*

wow, somehow this is kind of exciting

lol khay, glad you're fashion conscious


way to go !

::unbuttons his shirt to show off his surfer sixpack:: ::spins some more music n winks to the hot pole dancer DarknessBound:: ::beep:
Khay security all good?

hey y'all Deity makes the best mixes ever. she's a good hire!

Khay, you're aweosme keep up the good job! you must regulate those sneaky slimeballs



hey DJ...keep that music coming! =) i am loving it!!!!

mmm.... creamer.... rofl

are we allowed to tip fellow employees? because darkness is really getting the place going!

::Stands with my arm around Sunshine and gazes around proud to have created this place::
Keep it up everybody
::Looks at Sunshine in the eyes then gets down on 1 knee and pulls out a lil black box and inside is a Dagger shaped badge with the words "Assistant Manager carved into it and presents it to Sunshine::
K any1 you want to hire is fine by me

::beeps Chaos::

Oh sweet jesus, man...

Good, glad you approve.. Cause all twelve of them are on the plane already... rofl

Shooter, anyone? (wanders around aimlessly and realizing that I really don't like crowds)

::Deity::

Thanks luv, I hate posers..heheh

*winks at Deity for one of her mixes*

*looks around the club (still dancing and grabbing onto one of the cage's bars) good turn out boss!*

*smiles at Khay for the good work shes doing*

MIIA & Dark Empress --- get that DJ booth on fire ;)

::Beeps K::
That was quick good work btw I'll need to talk to you later to arrange a better transport system 4 the employee's to make sure they get home safe

: winks back at darknes :

ill make you my specialty..the offical "shit mix"

hope you dont turn into a nudist when you're drunk.

lol deity i hope she does ;) ::spins another track n smiles at Deity::

:: winks::

Accepting Chaos' gift and invitation to be the Assistant Manager of such a fabulous establishment she blushes a little and asks him to pin the badge to the corset of her black silk dress.......

::smiles:: this is turning out to be really fun
::waves at darkness::
loox like ur having hella of a time there deary, now dont get to carried away
::continues to focus on her work and keeps the music goin::

::Beeps Deity::
How's things behind the Bar? If you need assistance call MIIA and he'll help Dark Empress will take over till it calms down

*waves at empress & laughs*

(hey Khay the boss told me to tell ya he's giving me a dressing room & to please put more secutiry around the cage?)
*smiles*
:::beep:::


dont worry deity, i know how to handle my liquor ;)

thanks chaos

everything is under control right now. as soon as things get wild, ill ask for help * winks at miia *

thanks ! V--V

::flashes MIIA her sexy smile ;^) then walks over the bar::
a small glass of tequila rose plz

Notes to self...
Trans. system for the kiddies and guards on the cage...gotcha...

::DarknessBound::
They're on the way mammacita....

tequila rose has been served.

anything else ?

tequila rose has been served.

anything else ?

tequila rose has been served.

anything else ?

Uhm... the tequilla is for the guests, Deity...
x_O

(that was a nock on your tripple post, btw... not rules to the house)

im good
::takes a drink and then heads back to the booth::

thank ya Khay babe, youre a darling ;)

*man i love this jOb*

lol i told u all call me StEVEN! ::points to his pink name tag::.hmmm she posted 3 times shes DRUNK ::takes over the bartending for 5 n hands her a coffee::

::loox around but then gets back to work::

sry....steven
:P

no sorry my browswer got stuck. I swear to drunk im not god!

hah, no no seriously.. im fine, i promise.

i only took a shot

there's no system in your alcohol right?

lol

*wink**cracks whip*

I dont drink.
Hehehe

hmm well my gurl is on tha tables... ::asks DarknessBound if he can come in and dance for a while then winks::

dont do that darkness, whips and chains excite me. another drink?

of course you can join her.. she loves company

:: Everyone turns to watch a group of mysterious gentlemen enter the club from all exits ::

Ladies and Gentleman...
These...are the watchers.

I'm stepping out to take a small break...
They're 'readers'... so watch what you think...
All you have to do is look to one and think your thought if you need them.
The'll be here for you from now on..

I'll be returning in a bit.

:: bows ::

cant do that, steven...im working here...maybe a little later darling...for a bite ;)


deity, good one ;) lol

::sighs::

oh come IN...okay....r u sure ure ready?

you'll be missed

::loox down and continues to work::
ne request?

meh miss hot dj goth chick! i request some Sum41 ;)

::pulls out the disc then places it on the turntable and raises the volume::
there u go
::smiles at steven::

why thank u dj hot goth chick ;) care to dance with me for this song, the dj booth will be fine i got stabbing teddie bears watching it ::winks at DarkEmpress::

lol sure i would love 2

lol Chaos we taking 10 minutes for a break ::picks DarkEmpress up n carries her to a back room n slow dances with her::

::grabs the mic:: well ladies gents vamps n any loving freakout there whos listenin... this is my last track n im off to bed at 5am..:throws on Sugarcult -bouncing off the walls again:: nite khay...the security... the beautiful dancer.. the hot bartender and cya Chaos... :kisses his dj hot goth chick goodnite n goes to bed::

sleep well...

im out for executive lunch and a small nap. i must be well rested to keep making bad ass drinks. don't have too much fun without me! V--V

:: walks back in the door ::

Wow.... I leave for a minute and half my staff is gone....

pansies....

lol

lol...they all died, i killed em by stabbing them with teddy bear muwhahaha
j/k

o_O
Ohhh-tay...

:: saunters off to mind The Watchers ::

im back and ready to serve up the best drinks.

:: After making sure all staff who are going home have will have a safe journey .... she takes over at the bar offering everyone a drink on the house to celebrate her new position as Assistant Manager and tends bar until the sun rises::

another coffee K?? *winks and smiles*

deity!!! what u doin back i just made sure u got home safely ????

*he walks in and looks around and then hangs up his cloak and walks to the bar* vodka dry on the rocks

:: sniffles at sunshine::
does that mean i have been dismissed?

Coffee would be wonderfull, darling...

:: some scuffleing goes on on the dance floor ::

-- a woman hollers above the crowd 'I said NO.' --


** The crowd clears as a Watcher appears on the floor. It grabs the man by his ankles like two bottles of beer and proceeds to make its way through the crowd, to the doors... **

:: I turn my head to watch ::

Christ I love these guys....
Dont worry, ladies... they get their tabs from them in the parking lot... everything gets settled before the ambulances get here...

:: sly, wicked little grin ::

Deity ......not at all .... I thought u would like to have a dance and a drink yourself is all ... if you wish to tend bar feel free and i will get out of your way ... to be honest tending bar in high heels like these ... not the best decision i have made ....

U want creamer K???

Impressive company you keep K !!!!

:: I love this place::

::Offers the young lady who shouted 'NO' a drink and a place in the VIP lounge for the evening ::

aw sunshine, i wouldnt want the assistant manager stressing, especially not in high heels. i do appreciate your concern. Enjoy the masses and have something to drink

creamer is groovey... two... with a packet of splenda please

thanks deity *smiles*

I will have a slightly warm triple vodka when you are ready

:: finishes making K's coffee and takes it to her .... not forgetting the splenda

Milkshake drinker.

I'm hanging up my shooter tray and taking the position of "Guy who sits at the bar and watches people."

sunshine, your vodka is served.

jason, would you like anything to drink?

Just coffee, hon. Black, please. Thanks.

My milkshakes keep me awake to keep a leash on The Watchers. They are NOT human mind you.... it take some finesse to employ their help... sobriety and alertness is key here... PEACHES.
>:)

Walks in, looking for a place at the bar.

sits down at a quiet place and waves down the bartender.....

Thank you Deity *smiles*

:: Takes her drink ... sees jason .... smiles and waves at him as he sits at the corner of the bar looking mysterious ......

you're welcome, sunshine *winks*

yes hawk? how may i help you?

K !!!! an excellent job you are doing here this evening may i say *smiles*

Yeah, may I get bloody mary?

heavy on the Vodka, please.

Thank you darling....

(waves back) (ponders the peaches)

your bloody mary with an extra shot of vodka is served.


V--V

Thank you Deity...

(sips at his bloody mary, sort of depressed like)

you are quite welcome!

what is the matter?

(looks up)

I haven't seen my girlfriend in 5 weeks...

and lately it has been very hard to talk to her. I know she is ill, but we don't talk as much anymore.

I guess I just miss her......

since you cant talk to you, or see her, send her flowers with a note telling her how you feel. * another bloody mary on the house *

feel better , hun

Thanx, hun.

I might do that...

(sips at drink)

:: sips her drink as she moves through the club across the dance floor and into the VIP room to check the scene in there .....

:: walks in and looks around... slowly makes her way to the bar, and sits down. Takes another look around and thinks Chaos has done a marvelous job. then orders a martini and waits................ ::

sounds nice and evil.. esp the Name VEX = to distress, annoy, trouble.. like the one from from dusk till dawn... hehe,,

martini served.. shaken not stirred?

haha !

:::looks around excited::::::::

im so happy , i love this place


****EVERYONE DRINKS ON ME!!!!!!*****

would you like a drink, darkness


we must celebrate.

yes shaken ty :: smiles at diety. takes a sip:: this is the best :: smiles again. before looking around and continueing her waiting game::

im glad you like it. Enjoy your time at the Vex.

V--V

INDEED WE MUST CELEBRATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*goes crazy dancing*

I feel better now! Two free drinks and I just got here!

LOL

::goes back to the booth::
ok the dj is back ne requests?

Sure....how about something from the QUEEN OF THE DAMNED movie......

Forsaken?

hmmm ::walks back into the bar...and up to his booth n grabs the mic:: LADIES N GENTS THE DJ IS BACK.. ::smiles n spins the Queen of The Damned soundtrack:: ::winks at the bartender::

welcome back, dj. would you like a drink?

hey G, id like a double shot of petrone with tobasco sauce on the bottom please

*gets out of cage & climbs to the top w/ whip*