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Who's ever had a bad pick up line thrown at them? example, "I'm starting a phone book, can i have your number?" or has anyone used a pickup line on someone else in a feeble, desperate attempt to get into one's pants?

i'm new in town can you help me find your house.....
hey wanna go for a pizza and a fuck.....and after you get slapped say...what..dont like pizza?

how about these:
wan't to come see my hard drive? i promise it isn't 3.5 inches, and it aint floppy
pardon me, but what pickup line works best on you?
do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk past again?

they should get the ball rolling!

*Hey...I like Your T-shirt!...Why don`t you take it of?

i was going to put this list in my journal but i guess i can share a few here the rest of my post on here will be from my list of pick up lines garenteed to fail

Ive got a moped

(place your head against the person of your choice) my mommy says I can do anything I put my mind to

i love that shirt! do you know where it would look better? crumpled up at the end of my bed.

nice dress ill bet it would look great on me

and last but not least. Im dunk your drunk lets go

what about what planet u from cause ur ass is out of this world

I have rounchier ones but you will have to wiat to read them in my journal

some more:
I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
Did heaven lose a couple of angels? 'Cause I can see them bouncing around in your shirt!
Excuse me, can you give me directions to your heart?

:-P

"Without U there's no fuck."

Meh.

haha Req. funny. :-) Do you believe in love at first sight or do i have to walk past again?

Walk past again, I dare ya. oops sorry, we weren't supposed to give comebacks, were we? *wink*

"I love every bone in your body especially mine"

You are the bestlooking bitch in this dump...you realy have a perfect ass...will you mary me? If you would be my wife, you would have everything you wish for, and you could f*ck everyone you want...
and than he went to get another drink, meanwile i got out of there.

How about "Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven!"

It is hard to say this in english withou
loosing the point...Ill wright it in Serbian...ill try to translate it...
*I make great coffie...and how good I am f***ing!
*Znas kako dobru kafu kuvam...a tek kako jebem!*

That shirt is very becomming on you, and if I were on you I'd be coming too.

Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because, I can see myself in them.

I must admit i have never used a chat up lnie in my life... i tend to let my feet do the talking... *grins*

A thread after my own heart....

* Nice tits, can I touch them? (one guess what happened to his face when my hand connected with it)

* If you are sold by the centimeter in gold, you are worth a fortune (might I add I'm 189cm.. and I HATE people commenting on my height

* How's the weather up there?

* Fuck you're tall! (fuck your ignorant)

* You know everyone is the same height lying down (what a load of crap this one is)

* You know I'm the prefect height to nuzzel between your boobs (can you belive these where used in an attempt to "chat" me up??? )

* My friend just bet me $50 that you won't kiss me (what a loser)

* I didn't know goddess` roamed the earth ( gag)


* You remind me of some one, have we fucked some time before? (Had him
thrown out)

* You know darling, you've got the best set of knockers in this place (reported to HR and counseld)

* If I told you, you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

The ones I liked and got a conversation out of me?

* I love a woman who knows how to suck on a cigar

* I believe I have a martini with your name on it

* I have an itch on my back, could you scratch it? lower... um.. lower... >:)

* I prefer to be mind shagged before you take me home tonight

Amen.

I like the one with the drink...

* my mate bet me a beer if i kiss you (ummm thanks *whack*)

*if i told you you had a great body would you yada yada ad nausem

* get your coat, you've pulled (yes, englishmen do use this one...)

* fancy a shag? (OMG...)

for some reason i dont get many, maybe i am too big to be bounced on a knee... the only one that actually ever worked was this one

* hey, we get along great and i realy respect you as a person...want to fuck?
-i laughed for so long before i knew what was happening we were going out >:)