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With the recent demise of a club most fun
Here is a club malkavian run
Have fun and remember
The camarilla is near
so sit on back and drink up the beer.

*we need furnishings and such*
*give me a hollar unless you are rushed*

... and the in the beginning there was the void
... then she said let there be music
... and The Sisters of Mercy began to play

ah now this could be interesting,
and someone from the void says " let there be moon" *bends over*

Oh goodie a dart board


Okay


**DONT EAT THE GUESTS IS RULE NO. 1**

LOL dart board

**NO VIOLENCE IS RULE NO. 2**
**The Masquerade discouraged Rule No.3**
** Sabbat are Welcomed Rule No. 4 **

any one else want to work on more?

hmmm very interesting....

Sir!....Yes Sir!

Aww...... does that mean I have to sing a song now??....

Okay here goes.....*ahem*.......three blind mice....three blind mice...see how they run ..see how they run ....and i can't remember the rest.....la la lalalalalala

::giggles::

Sweet Dhampir
:Laughing:
this place will open completely soon but with rules like that we will have a lot of deaf vampires

*ponders* *i'm not a succubus tho i think it might be interesting.* * asks for a drink from a great looking vamp and waits.* lol.

and what would you like ForbiddenRed

::Enters
Love it!
::Looks at MSLefaye and smiles
Despite the stomach cramps, good to see ya!

Well okay until this place is up and run booze is on the bar...
Feel free leave what you think is righ t
or not
worst case you become tommorow special tap drink at happy hour

Poor maxxmann that camera can't be doing real well for your insides

Lets see where shall we go with this cllub?

Okay
I am headed out since its getting dark
For some supplies and such
Now if I could just remember where the DJ lived so I could bring him over....

Try not to trash the place atleast until offical opening tommorow.....

i don't sing, i don't do cameras, and i suck at dancing unless im really trashed then im like john trovelta buring up that dance floor lol

*incubus walks into the room one common in dreams....* ok i guess this is where i sing

Pardon me while I burst
A decade ago, I never thought I would be.
A twenty three on the verge of spontaneous combustion. Woe-is-me
But I guess that it comes with the territory.
An ominous landscape of never-ending calamity.
I need you to hear. I need you to see.
That I have had all I can take
And exploding seems like a definite possibility
To me
So Pardon me while I burst into flames.
I've had enough of the world, and its people's mindless games
So Pardon me while I burn, and rise above the flame
Pardon me, pardon me. I'll never be the same.
Not, two days ago I was having a look in a book
And I saw a picture of a guy fried up above his knees
I said I can relate
Cause lately I've been thinking of combustication as a welcomed vacation from.
The burdens of the planet earth, like gravity, hypocrisy, and the perils of being in 3-D...
And thinking so much differently.
Pardon me while I burst into flames.
I've had enough of the world, and it's people's mindless games
Pardon me while I burn, and rise above the flame
Pardon me, pardon me. I'll never be the same.
Never be the same...yeah.
Pardon me while I burst into flames.
Pardon me, pardon me, pardon me.
So pardon me while I burst into flames.
I've had enough of the world, and it's people's mindless games
So pardon me while I burn, and rise above the flame
Pardon me, pardon me. I'll never be the same.
Pardon me, never be the same. Yeah

*note to self: install better fire sprinkler systems*

any vodka around?

On the bar
serve yourself

*walks over to the bar and pours herself a triple smirnoff with ice...*

*looks around for a dark corner to lurk in*

*walks in wearing catwoman outfit from the latest movie*

Meow! Hiya everyone!

*snaps whip in air*

Now, who needs a whipping?

*LOL*

Alright is altogether too damn quiet!
Where did the music go?
LET THERE BE MUSIC
:Now Playing Nine Inch Nails - Terrible Lie:

come on Amethystlets dance....

*walks in quietly, looking about the club*

Hey, uh, kinda broke so maybe just a shot of your cheapest whiskey?

*faintly smiling, she clicks her nails on the bar while she awaits her drink*

*** Booze is on Bar ***
***Feel free leave what you think is right ***
***or not worst case ***
*** you are on tap tommorow night***

Greetings Anais
pour your own
:Laughing:

How about I get you a drink, my treat, Ananis.

*goes behind bar and starts serving drinks*

Okay. i am you self-appointed bartender for the night. Are there any special requests?

*starts flipping bottles while making drinks*

*smirks and grabs a bottle of some fine burbon- filling it to the brim, she tips it back and tongues the last remaining bit*

Thanks..

*leaves some change on the bar and wanders about, seeing whatever there might be to see*

So Anais when can we book you here?
Hmmmm?

*starts swaying to the music*

Okay, any other drink requests? If you can think of it, i can make it.

*makes herself a Bloody Mary, spicing it with some of her own blood*

Mmmm...tasty.

*gets up from bending over realizing the gravitational pull is messing with the earth when i do that. walks over to the buffet drink bar and loves the idea of " get your own damn drink!" snags a smirnoff and leaves a nice tip. Goes over to the karoke bar and sings.....*

*deepest voice possible*
In her place, one hundred candles burning
As salty sweat drips from her bewbies
her hips move but i can feel what they're saying...swayin'
they say the beast inside of me is gonna git ya, get ya, get...
dun dun dun dun
*plays keyboard*

:just sits back and watches for a while:

Book me? Hah, well.. perhaps one day.

I think I'd rather just be one of the crowd for a change, if'n that's alright.

*winks*

Name the day and the stage is all yours dear

*smiles at Renkish*

Thanks, but I think I've got what I need, although..

If you could mix me up a shot of Kamikaze?

*slowly tip toes toward the exit* oops sorry i think this is a girls only bar hehe, my mistake ill just grab my slurpee and be on my way if i may?

MannyBebop I did not go through all the trouble of raiding the 7/11 of their slurpee machines and mixings to have you hit and run....
sit down have some fun

that rhymed.....hee hee

^_^ thanks! in that case ill take another!

btw the red one isnt cherry

~Wings~ dear think we were having a chat last night about ... a video camera?

need a rum and cke with a tequila chasser

need a rum and coke with a tequila chasser

Outgoing see sign?
:points:
*** Booze is on Bar ***
***Feel free leave what you think is right ***
***or not worst case ***
*** you are on tap tommorow night***
have at

*finishes slurpee and head toward the door but then stops.... slightly turning head to the right and saying* "thank you for your kindness... ill cya round" *leaves the club but leaves behind his journal*

oh gooooooooddddddiiieeeeeeeeee
a journal!

la la la connect the dots ._._._._._._.

any one about?
hmmmm...
Tis Full dark moon it seems

LET THERE BE MUSIC
:NOW PLAYING Wolfstone - The Diamond:

Ahh nothing like a bit of bag pipes and electric violins

Who wants to see MannyBebop's Journal?!?!?!?!?

Blahhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha

"Are u serving some meal here??"
The first question as i entered...
*winks on Mslefaye*

Hi Thera
no no more eating the dwellers
ah
well
:makes herself a pitcher of alabama slammers:
Care for a slammer Thera?
Apparently I am now an infant vampire so must celebrate....

"Thanks very much dear Mslefaye!"
And now I can finally get into drinking
Hehe
"Do you need some help here?"

well for the moment atleast
:points at the sign:
*** Booze is on Bar ***
***Feel free leave what you think is right ***
***or not worst case ***
*** you are on tap tommorow night***

beats me never had to run a place

LET THERE BE MUSIC

Well I guess not.....by the way I dont see here noone.....Oh no Im alone......

HALOOOOOOOO


Ok....well that means- FREE DRINKS!!!

Hey like the sign says
worst case you are on tap tommorow
i am just a bit scattered
lack of sleep for too many days
aye

i so love slammers!

::walks in to room with a confused face::
::tilts head::
::squeents::
.........................I dont get it.....................

What dont you get?

I dont know what I dont get ........is that possable?.....I'm so confused

Might want to lay off feeding off the crack heads there Deaths Disciple.

Have a drink, start a conversation, be a nut, whatever. Just here to relax and have some fun.

Forum Nazies are strung up in back to make for the nice red slurpees

Wow I guess I need to find people who aren’t anemic

Hey!
*shouts from the corner*
Im not anemic!!!

:walks up to Thera bytes for a quick taste:
Could use a bit more iron dear....

why dont It taste good?
*shy smile*

sweeter then the finest fruit of a vine
but could still use some more iron.....

Ok ok! I get it! Next time I will!!!
*remember, remember.....*

oh there's a bar? sweet

:: grabs some jager ::

i have an idea! There should always be jager it's good shit ;-) if not it's ok i'll bring my own bottle and share cuz i'm nice =)

LET THERE BE MUSIC

Hey is here someone who likes Lacuna Coil?

My pardon but I do not know who or what that is...

sorry, can't say i do

DHAMPIR!

*laughs a LOT*

You silly sausage :-)

*leaves as fast as she arrived.*

and please any music is good excpet slipknot...

A Fly by Echo
how strange

LET THERE BE MUSIC

yeah, lacuna coil is good.

type o negative...good shit =)

Ok, never mind I am gonna shake my head a bit.
*teethy smile*

Sorry will have to order lacuna coil
and since this place doesnt exactly pay bills
that may take a bit

Here you are dear!
I have to leave this lovely place now!

Be well and be safe Thera
and remember if you cannot be good
Be Good at it

so mslefaye how goes it?

dreadfully tired

oh lord i lost track of time, i need sleep and hoepfully i sleep in too.

ill bb tom b-bye =)

but since the sun is rising in the east i may take my two hours of unconciousness soon

booze is on the bar
enjoy

Hmm this is interesting. Good idea myselfaye. *grabs a drink and shoots it*

can I bring the cat?

*sings while bounicing up and down and swaying head left to right* fish dont fry in the kitchne a beans dont burn on da grill! took a whole lotta something something ah just to get up that hill! CUS WE MOVIN ON UP! to a delux apartment in the sky!!! we movin on up!

*entering the club*
Who is gonna have a tequila with me???
......................
Im paying
=)
Just get some lemons and salt.

I walk into the club with a white cooler closed. "Hey I'll have a Tequila with you." When MsLafaye returns I come bring bearing gifts." Opening the chest to reveal it stacked piled high with yummy juicy steaks ready to be cooked extremely rare. "When I heard Typo O Negative I couldn't resist."

* stops playing and heads over to the bar again, this time for a wine cooler and ignores the camera question lol*

::Makes a Peach schnapps smoothie with a hint of AB negative:: anyone want some?

STEAK!!!!!
mmm
loves steak
love love love steak
thank you LadyLillian

so whats going on in here?
:makes a mug of espresso:
oye i am exhausted still even after my nap

King`Tarquin
Leave my kitty alone before i remember how to deal with misbehaving childer....

Mmm.....cat......could use some A1

:Ponders putting a couple of boys up in the back room and installing a tapper into them:
You leave my kitty alone
or else!

*walks in, Looks around, sits in a chair close to a wall and watches every one*

Greetings moonlitblood83
Booze is on bar
so is the slurpee machine if you perfer
Red is forum nazi flavoured

:smiles:

::smiles innocently:: hehe

Thank you, MsLefaye.
*pours herself a double of jose and oj*
*sits back down to watch every one.*

walks in dressed in a button up black shirt and pressed slacks his long black hair is drapped infront of his face he noded to someone as he passed them

Well hello vampkamui
Why are you hiding your face ?

::Brings in dusty Record player with the BeeGees,KC & the sunshine band,The Hot Chocolate,The Tramps, and Funky Town::.........................................Dont Judge me!...................::dances::

walks in ::hmm, i gotta sing huh?::

Here goes :: i push my fingers into my eyes...it's the only thing that slowly stops the ache... if the pain goes on, i'm NOT GONNA MAKE IT!!!::

*walks in and looks around*

yeah....i am glad that i found this place! i have just been wandering around in need of some where to go!

*sits at bar and pours herself a shot of wild turkey and then puts her money on the bar*

what shall we do for fun?

Well Newblood I was pondering hanging DeathsDisciple from the rafters and seeing it when he split if candy would come out....
that could be fun!

:smiles innocently:

::pulls out John Travoltas suit from Saturday Night Feaver::
::Puts it on and walks over to the record player puts on Staying Alive and start to dance some more::

WHAT?!?!?

Raises his head taking a hand from his side and pushing the locks of hair from infront of it he looked at mslefaye and shruged before looking at the record collection and cringing he walked over to a stereo opened the cd deck and placed a cradle of filth cd in the drive he closed it cranked the volume up and stood against the wall as dani's voice rang out through the room

Walks in, goes to the bar and grabs the bottle of Jack Daniels form the bar and leaves a $100 bill. Sits down at a table and takes in the surroundings.

Think my way of playing music here tis a bit simpler

Ahhh much better

'Tis so nice to be insane
No one asks you to explain

:smiles sweetly and goes to make herself another drink:

*walks onto the dance floor and joins the others already dancing*

man, this place is rockin!

:Sit back and plays with her sharp pointies:

la la la connect the dots

dots freckles what ever

Who wants to do the Hustle?,
Or is Disco forever dead?

disco is dead dead dead
never to return!

::falls to gound screaming:: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::cries:: WHY!!! WHY!!!! WHY!!!!

*does the hustle*

John Travolta is too sexy to let disco die!

Woo Whoo ::dose the Hustle::
LET THE DISCO LIVE ON!!!!

:just shakes her head and continues to sharpen her sharp pointies:

If you weren't even alive then what is the .....
oh never mind

la la la connect the dots........

*smiles* Meow... god knows I have been called a succubus before, LOL ummm *dances* ???

Hello RedRose

:points to the sign:

*** Booze is on Bar ***
***Feel free leave what you think is right ***
***or not worst case ***
*** you are on tap tommorow night***

Do whatever everyone else seems to point
I am just playing with my knives at the moment and pondering

*dances about half naked* mmmm if only that was legal... and i was about 50 lbs lighter LOL
Meow... *purrs about and dances*

hmmmm and blood slurpees are legal?

Do what you will as long as you dont damage another guest

:LAUGHING:
Thats My job

*hides the body* Umm.... damn it... how about goat sex??? is that allowed? LOL jk
*floats about* BOOO! lol jk
Um.. i have not hurted anyone... i promise!

Naw no goat sex those boys out back are just trying to push the goat through the fence or atleast thats what they claim

Although why every night they have to push the poor thing through the fence i do not know.....


:Laughing:

Hehe oops ::lets go of goat::

:sits back picks up a big ol cigar bytes the tip off and lites it:

... and sometimes a cigar is just a cigar

i can make cigars my grandpa taught me *smiles* yep cigars are good sometimes.. the simple pleasures about life..
*watches mad tv and eats dinner while at work* jesus... boredom!

hovers in quietly dressed in black and smiles...slightly. Any bloody Mary's here I ask. I'll surley sing I love karaoke. Darling you look absolutly feline. Whats on your mind?

Hello ThinTiffy
:points to the sign:

*** Booze is on Bar ***
***Feel free leave what you think is right ***
***or not worst case ***
*** you are on tap tommorow night***

If you wish you can make or have another make

:goes back to doing her nails:

*after drinking her drink decides to go back up to karoke and dedicates this to mslefaye*
*clears throat*

Staying alive!
Staying alive!
ah ah ah ah
Staving alive!
Staying alive
ah ah ah ah
Staying aliiiiiiiiiiiiiive
*starts dancing disco-like* hee hee

lol staving

looks more like you wanna get bit to me!
:shakes her head:

Ha more disco ::goes and pushes a goat through a gate::

What I’m lonely!

Hey you all

The Vex is having a good bye party.

Make sure you thank them for
being around and wish ChaosBleed luck aye!

Time to close the doors.

Becoming too long

Mistress Moreish