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Greetings I am , I will be your hostess untill is able to come here again. Ms LeFaye your Hostess here. 

**DO NOT EAT THE GUESTS**

**DO NOT MESS WITH THE CATS!** 

The beginning of my last message messed up. Pretty much the same as in the last forum.

intresting......
::raises her eye brow and looks around::
errrmm....
::heads over to the darkest corner of the room and sits quitly::

*walks in and orders a slurpee* hehehe seem slurpee's have become a hit here....... *take a seat and closes eyes and becomes lost in thought*

is there only one flavor sluppee? can we get
another flavor then blood? maybe mixed cherry
flavor be nice.....walks around in a dazy....
hoping for a nice face to talk too..^_^

robin might i suggest mixxing the cherry and coca-cola flavor? its a favorite of mine. *summons a white orb to fondle with because of boredome*

sounds good ..... will try.... hows things with
every one... ^_^

:: Drags in

I hate work!

:: draws up a red colored slurpee, adds a shot-o-Vodka to it.

Yummy.

:: Sits by the bar, hopeing something fun will happen, but too tired to start anything.

*walks to maxxman* cheers my friend... work sucks! *raises slurppee cup*

there are or were three flavours
red is forum nazi
brown being coke
and something else i dont recall

Raises glass to Manny - here's to all of the scleps who do what they have to to be able to afford to do what they want to!

::slids in:: hey everyone hows it going ::looks at mslefay:: YOUR BACK!!!

yes i am back
am a bit beyond sick though
:goes to an alcove and shivers:
a fever and feel chilled
a headache from hell...
well atleast I had time to read the "news"

::hands mslefaye some hot tea::
that should help ::hands a cask of wisky:: hehe it might help you never know

Welcome back MsLefaye. The bar is just as you left it, except for a few broken chairs here and there. Someone was a bad dancer, lol.

Here is your kitty back, I picked him up when I saw that you would be gone for a few days.

....KiTty YuM....::slaps self:: ok better O.x

thank you for taking care of kitty
and the next person that touches ....
:grumbles:

lol, I even remembered to add that rule, maybe I should have changed the color to red and sized up the letters.

But I'm not supposed to discuss that here. RichardCypherRahl is a new regular. Theres been 1 club before this, but as usual, there were too many messages.

wow you know what would hit the spot.... some liquirish if thats how you spell it, do you have any round here?

"Why of course..." [img src=http://images-partners.google.com/images?q=tbn:ElodPd7eSjQJ:www.aquarterof.co.uk/acatalog/liqu0003.jpg">
.:Filiana pulls some liquorice out of the jar under the bar:.

"Don't mind the sprinkles, its actually pretty good."

"Why of course..."


.:Filiana pulls some liquorice out of the jar under the bar:.

"Don't mind the sprinkles, its actually pretty good."

Here Kitty Kitty.

::holds out a toy mouse stuffed with catnip.

Don't mess with the kitty. He'll get you.

my kitty is a she
and try steak and chocolate if its her or me you are trying to get attention of...

sorry, lol. You don't mention whether your cat is a he or she.

Welcome back Mistress Lefaye. Glad to see you. Sorry you are sick though
*Hands MsLefaye a bowl of home made chicken noodle soup* That should help, along with the tea.

.:Filiana sits behind the bar, quite bored:.

Hey, Filiana, could I please have my usual? (an orange and bottle of jose) Thanks, dear. *Places a $10 on the bar.

bored, tired and realllllllllly need a gf

SLEEPEREFFECT me too or a boyfriend in a crunch... which this kinda is...
ah well
only another 7.5 months and can hit 2 years celibate

Thank you tons, Filiana! *sits on a couch and drinks the jose and sucks on the orange.*

We need to get some blood dolls in here
atleast tested donors
grumbles

O.o is there any pie i feel like som pie.............kitty pie O.x ::slaps self:: No!!!
apple pie I'll have that

Yes, I'll have a piece of apple pie too! num nums!

hmmm maybe we should just change to cafe succubus
:Laughing:
how old are you again DeathsDisciple?

already have the coffee makers
just never thought to order food

DeathsDisciple's ghoul goat is in here again....
guess someone is just going to have to help the poor thing get unstuck from the fence again. That was the excuse last time wasnt it?
Pushing the goat through the fence Deaths Disciple?

Awww! I love goats!

*walks in half sleepy eyed, shouting "coffee, must have coffee!" and accidentally bumps into mslefaye. "hey! you're back! that's great! *hugs her and falls asleep on her shoulder*

LET THERE BE MUSIC

Good Morning! Mysteriously, last night, my three day headache mysteriously vanished! Yippie!
::Carries with him a larger Poterhouse steak dipped in chocolate for MSLefaye, and a smaller New York cut dipped in dark chocolate for the kat.
May I present these delights to the proprieter and her trustworthy sidekick.
::goes and grabs a slurpee.
Now, where was that goat!

*enters finally*
Hello everyone who is here!
*goes to Maxman*
I think I have taken your headache on me =)
Hey Its good to see ya back Mslefaye!

Oh Thera, I am so sorry, I will take it back right away!
If anything else, can I get you a drink and offer you the services of my personal masseuse?
::Runs out of the bar to get some work done, but will be back...

*lokks surprised on Maxman*
Ok then, I can wait for my drink lol!!!
*goes to bar and makes one Latte*

Hello again to you both maxxmann and thera
is good to be back
amazing how much this place can be missed in so short a time....
Thank you

*wakes up* OH hey thera and maxx! *hugs them both* good to see you guys and thanks for the shoulder mslefaye *grins* Big day ahead of me. *goes over to the bar and whips up herself a mocha latte' * mmm good!

Go caffine!!!!!!!
So happy I had the foresight to get a good coffee maker.

:smiles and sips her 12th cup in two hours:

::Returns from work for just a second - brings with him Sigismond, the masseuse.

Hey Theram this is Sigismond, he will be giving you a massage today. Let me buy you a drink.

::Walks up to MSLafaye - gives her a little kiss on the cheek

Nice to see you are doing well.

:blushes: ummm thank you

Walks in and pets kitty ;)
... asks for a shot of blood.. need some energy here..

*enters sleepy eyed* " i need coffee & videogames, coffee & videogames, coffee & videogames......."

*trips over a chair, lands on the floor, & sleeps there*

**walks in and steps over forsanken gilr and over to the bar** cap'n coke plz it's going to be a very long day

**Enters the club and walks over to forsakengirl, trips over a stool.** ''Daym were do these things keep coming from?"

:laughing:
refreshments are serve yourself
there is a goat around somewhere
and red slurpees are forum nazi

**Goes on stage, does her second performance. Grabs the guitar starts to sing Forsaken**

*goes over to the sleeping person, shakes them * "hey here's a coffee, my treat "*winks, Walks over to mslefaye and watches the concert with her. * "not bad, not bad at all*

uhhhh......oh Mslefaye 16 and i was just helping the goat

:sits back watches and listens: interesting

Walks in and Watches the concert with MsLefaye.

::takes a pie pan puts in some dough puts in gravy and shaves mslefaye's cat as he puts it in the pie sealing the pie up he puts it in the oven on 450 ::.....x.@
Hehehe

Ohhh, some one is gonna be dead meat!

ummm that isnt my kitty dear
my kitty is in my lap
so i have to ask why you are calling that goat a cat?

Kitty pot pie!!..........@.o..... heHehE yum yuM Yum ::pulls out the pie:: OW!!! hot hot hot ::cuts out slice tacks out A1 and starts to eat:: anYone wAnt soMe?....O.x

ahhh well dead ghoul goat

::blinks::.............Noooooo!!!!!!! MY GOAT!!!! ::cries::.......::takes another bite:: well it is good

might i recommend next time a sheep or lamb ...
since goats are male and helping it get through the fence is weird enough?

::Runs to the bathroom:: BLAAAA!!!!

ohhh, poor lil goat! But it was funny!

LET THERE BE MUSIC

.......::blinks::........the worst part is i feel bad that i ate him

really thought you were going to form a domestic partnership with that boy

instead you ate him

hehe..........I feel dirty......::shrugs:: time for a slurpy fix ::looks at a flavors::............
::Sees goat and passes out::

:gets out the nare and magic markers:
Time for some toreador fun

*enters and waves on Mslefaye*
I see your now at your place here Ms =)
What do you have here...something special? I dunno what to drink...

and tommorow will have a new flavour of slurpee !!!!!

how are you thera?

*thinks for a while*
Its not so good...I have to admit its lot of things up to me...
Problems PROBLEMS problems...Like family,my boy, school...
Ok at least I know what to drink. One latte and than one absinthe.
*looks into her bag*
Oh dont you have a lighter?

:lands over her zippo:
have other things to smoke behind the bar ....

Oh how cute!

lol, tried to fix image, but that didn't work.

:sigh: the things we are limited to online

Bravo
:golf claps:

:Laughing:

*raises her troubled head...*
Thank you very much dear!
That absint will be ok too.
*smiles*
How much do I owe?

Whats the problem? 10 should do it I think...

*hands ten to Filiana*
Its too much on me those days...
Troubles with boy, stress in the school...and even my grandpa is in the hospital....
I just have that feeling that I dont have time to relax myself...
"Let there be some music!!"

:sneaks up behind thera and begins rubbing shoulders:

it will be okay Thera dear

i know the feeling