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lol... i don't have a girlfiend or boyfriend

:(

Hey, this club kicks ass. And any1 who thinks different can lick my sac!
Do to discrimination verbal mental and physical abuse from family members and peers 37% of gay and lesbian teens in america commit suicide each year. Are you responsible?

Where do I sign up?

Interesting concept....*wonders how this forum will play out*

i wonder too......
you sing up here.....
.and PinkLust... don't worry you'll find somone...
suicidalchick.. i love you .. you are a kick ass chick and thanks for the post...

yay! nice place hehe. *hugs everyone*

well cool another club is open so i can kill succubus
Although The Straight Lesbian Bi Gay Club is missing a bit of the population.....

SLBGT perhaps?

well I cant bring a girl friend -Im presently single. Hey, a club full of women! ; )
(so far)

well I cant bring a girl friend -Im presently single. Hey, a club full of women! Im in! ; )
(so far)

:laughing: succubus used to be but is getting old without a hostess around constantly I guess

the idea seems pretty cool . . . i wanna check it out and see what it's about

ok ill come check this place out, would there happen to be any jager here? LoL

What is a Straight Lesbian Bi Gay person?
Confused?
:Laughing:

Heh heh, well, mslefaye, I'm guessing it's someone that is goin' through the stages of figuring out whether one is straight, les, bi, or gay...

Oh the wonderful confusion of discovery!!
*throws a bottle to the ground and vanishes admist the smoke*

*muahahahahah*

i think she means its a club for all sexs? i dunno LoL im stoned =)

i think she means its a club for ppl of all sexualities? i dunno LoL im stoned =)

my damn spelling!! grr >:0

you know ill follow you simpleslydead you just have to lure me with a slurpee *winks*

is that all it takes mannybebop?
:goes and buys a real slurpee machine for her house:
will you follow me home now?

but they are so many here ms faye and lots of people i think ill stick around here ^_^ *catches him self walking with you* WA! NO i stay here!!!!!!!

cola, cherry, and blueberry slurpee machine ..... mmm all to myself?

Great idea for a club! Love it!

"ok i forgot the T in the title....
sorry about that...
i am suprised there are no guys in here.... bisides Manny... which i love and adore...."

:looks around for him:

"guess he is not here yet... so how do u lguys like it so far??? i really don't know what to do so give ideas for a better place will you??? ok thanks.... well injoy.. and i brought a slurpee machine..."

:pulls slurpee out og back packand winks:

"and some cigarettes ..lol.. i'll leave them in the bar......"

if only you would look back now and then you would know i have been following you ^_^ i told you i would follow you as long as you lured me with a slurpee ^_^.

OH! i have an idea spinning chairs at the bar! thats always a good thing! ^_^

lol, (spins chair), weeeeeeee!

wow finally a club that accepts all sexual orientations yay hehe pity i don'y have a bf hehe

ok all you need is a bar in the back w. one of them neat things for jager dispencing and then ill be here as often as possible =)

and we defiently need some music ;-)

Walks in and parks my fat ass in a chair.
::Looks around and raise's eyebrow at the thought of music and closes eyes and concentrates slightly::
A juke box in red neon and balck crops up near the bar.
Its special it has any song you want :) my little gift to this place hey somebody grab me a Jagermeister and a red bull

"here you you ChaosBleed"
:pass it to you:

I wanna listen to music

:takes cd's out of back pack and puts it on the jum box...Nine ich naill is playing ..:

"who wants to dance with me..better yet let's all dance..."

:gets up and starts to dance:

"oh, cool! a gay bar. wait, can i call it a gay bar? sorry, i just like saying gay bar. hmm... i wonder if there are any videogames here." wanders off saying:"gay bar, gay bar, so cool, a gay bar, i'm staying here, at a gay bar..."

sorry if that last post is insulting, i didn't mean for it to be that way. *dances to nine in. nails*

"welcome Fosakengirl....
of course you can call it a gay bar.. a queer bar.. lol ..... wanna dancce???"

:puts her hand in front of her:.......

*grabs hand* i can't dance but i'll sure as hell try

LMAO jager and red bull is good shit ;-)

yay and there's music too, ok im gunna smoke this blunt anyone who smokes and wants to join can=)

:takes her hand and they head off tto the dance floor.....:

"so hows it going???"

:spins her around:

*feels dizzy* it's all good, but my brain is overworked with the vr contest & my AP tests at school. how r u?

"so where th hell is Manny i thought he was behind me....... GODDAMN IT I LOST HIM...."

:looks arounr for Manny and suicidalchick:.......

*grabs a slurpee*

"thanks for askinf ForsakenGirl . i've been good you could say......wow an ap test u must be very smart... good... i like smart girls lol.... sike i am kidding...wanna go sit down..??? i'm kind of tires from all the dancing...."

im right here poppet ^_^ hey i thought this was an everybody bar where everyone is accepted not a gay bar -_-'

"yeah dove but that is what my friend here ForsakenGirl......calls it..it can be whatever u wan it to be ">.

cool ^_^ *grabs a slurpee again and sits at the bar and spins furiously on chair* WAAA i cant stop!

I'm here. (still spining the chair)...I'm n a gay bar, weeeee. (Slowly begins to slow down and recover from being so dizzy). How is everybody doing? SimpLesLyDeAd, wanna dance (offers hand)?

"watch out you can hurt your self.. like my in your low rired..lol. i see that everyone liked the spinning chairs.. thanks to the lovely...suicidalchick. i love you thanks..."

0_0 oh no! thanks for the reminder i forgot to turn off the hydrolics on my lowrider!!! *runs outside*

"with you anything Darling..."

:takes her hand and lead her to the dancing floor..wisper in her ear....:

"thanks for the spinning hcairs they look great nest to the bar....."
:gives her a kiss in the cheeck:...

*comes back inside panting carrying a big box case* that was close my car almost bounced off with out me! *i brought pocky ^_^* where do you want it poppet?

hmm, i haven't had a slurpee in a while...

:: grabs a slurpee :: =)

"um.. let me think... tell you what: wherver you want it is fine with me..... dude i am specting someon her name is geneticalmistake.....i hope she comes she is a kick ass chick..i'll introduce you to herif she shows up all right....untill so wana dance or make slurpee with me...... i'll go with the slurpee.. but you make 'em.. i want cherry .. as always lol..."

:rest her hand in the bar and loosk at Manny seriously:....

well you are half founder of the east side goths lol sure ill make your slurpee poppet *winks*

"speaking of...where is the rest of the gang... dude i have this kick ass idea we should open a east side goths club here....lol.. see how many ganstarz goths show up...lol"

:falls out of the spinning chair for laughin too much:...

oh! intresting idea lol good thinkin ^_^

"well loves i have to go i ahve to chenge classes and go deal with thugs.. heheh ..
ove ya all tytl.... i leave this whole thing in hands of whoever wreite the next post... heheheh ..i am evil.. heheeh sike...laters..."l

:walks towards the door loks back and leaves:

*chases her down* TAKE A SLURPEE FOR GOOD LUCK!!! ^_^ ttyl poppet

"hmm... i must have spaced out. did i miss anything?"

My bf likes jager and mountain dew. He left almost an entire bottle in the freezer and he is going to be gone working for three days. (evil grin)

you don't mind sharing, do you Lady?

I would love to be wasted for the rest of my life right now. I think that would be fun

"I'll drink to that, NightBlossom!" holds up slurpee & downs the rest of it

Of course not. *Pours Forsaken a Jager bomb* Now dont get sick!

***walks up to bar and grabs as much liquer as she can carry, leaves a hundred on the bar, and sits in a corner.*** Come on Forsaken, help me out here

:comes in bringing a playstation, x-box, gamecube, psp, nintendo64..and all sorts of games..:

"i am back.. i brought all of this just in case... so what did i miss... i heard we were having a drinkin game??? that sounds like fun who is up for it???"

:rises hand:...

*starts drinking with NightBlossom & LadyLoveCat* "today is a great day!"

It sure is. I was lonely but now I can get sh1tfaced with you guys. hahaha. Whats your favorite game, Simplesly?

"well.. my game is called...whatever can get my shit face.... lol..... so why are we drinkin just for the heck of it???it's fine with me... cheers"

:rises up the glass and drinks it all:

"if you girls don't mind, i am goin to smoke a cigarette.. want one..?"

:takes a fresh pack out of her backpack and opens it. ..:

"where is she...."

:looks around...:

sry love, teacher wanted me. Im here now.

(kisses 4head) how r u?

takes a cigar & lights it up

"ah, that's the stuff!"

"yay"

:jumps up and down :

"so what do you wanna do????"

":takes suicidalchick's hand...:

"everyone i love this girl... heheheh "

:hoping she won't get mad at her...she looks away..:

Jiminy Christmas! You guys are quick at respondinhg...oops. *knocks over glass and makes it look like an accident* Ill have a smoke now.

um, i dont know, what do u wanna do love? ( blushes from her remark) Aww, I love you 2.

"here you go LadyLoveCat"

:hangs her a cigarette and lights her up:

"injoy"

"sex ia always an option heheh sike i don't know.... let's get drunk and dance like crazy;?? how is that????..."

i have to go love. talk to u guys later. ( kisses her on the forhead).bye

*gets hiccups* "i'm already drunk (lmao)!!!"

sry, lets see about it tommorrow love ok. bye

"oh.. ok i'll see you around love....
so what now.... i now i make slurpees for everyone....."

:goes to bar and starts to make slurpees:

"who wants one??"

WHY hello here... Nice club!!!

"me, me, me!!! I want a slurpee!"

me 2 me 2!

::looks around.::
nice place. two clubs to chill in. cool.
::gets a soda and walks around::
(or waddle soon! lmao)

*crawls into club fatigue* need slurpee... a lil help plz....-_-'

well guess party has seem to dull down... ill clean up a bit for Simpleslydead she is the homie *takes broom and starts sweeping and singing*

mew mew mew
I am back

hey ms faye how was your day ^_^ *continues to sweep*

"oh how sweet of you Manny..... i am gonna cry....sike.. hey so when are we gonna open the the new club......... i think it is better to get more people into it so we wikll have more "East Side Goths" u know?? i don't know i am kind of liking thses whole club thing ...lol... i love these place... i have not have breackfast so i am having... a sluprpee with a cigarette best breakfast ever....lol...Mis u want one?? i'lll make enough for everyone and put them in the firdge ok???? just grab one whenever you feel like it..."

:makes sluprees , goes to the game station and waits for more people to show up:...

Hey love, what r u playing.(grabs a slurpee and sitts bside her).

Wish I could go... but i have no boyfriend (tear)


= (

Aww Moonshadow, u dont have to have a boifriend or gurlfriend to hang out with us.

"hmm... there's a game station here? cool, i'm gonna stay here for hours!" *goes play games*

"hey baby... oh wait she is not here yet.. lol.... yeah Moonshadow you don't have to have a boyrgirnd or g/f to habg out with us just be u and that is all it matter.go want to play old MarioBros. with me.. yay.. i want a slurpee.."

:go makes one and sits down to play:...

*raises slurpee in air as he clocks in for work* AH! slurpees THE BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS! (goes to juke box and plays System of a Down, B.Y.O.B)

Not too bad Mannybepop not too bad

:starts dancing to the song... headbangs...:

"now that is what i am talking about... hey how didi it go with your test manny???? i was wondering.. "

i think i DOMINATED!!! lol, i will post the quiz in my profile, it was a digital art quiz so i can jpeg it and post it ^_^.

"oh yeah you told me about that sorry my adhd shows more evryday.....where the fuck did i left the cell phone..."

:look around and does not find it...:

"fuck i am screwed.."

hey love, how is everybody?

Good day madam how are you suicidalchick? ^_^

"hey baby... we are fine missin gyou of course...."

:winks:

"i'll be right back"

:walks out the door:....

Im doing alright. Hurry back love. Hey, can somebody pass me a slurpee?

:Laughing: This so reminds me of a club after school in town I used to live in...
Rather fun til it got messed up with drugs...

"hey.. i am back.. sorry it took too long but the computer kept kickin me off.. my own club hehlol.... here is your spurpee love.. and thanks you ForsakneGirll. i do what i can to help..."

thanx love. i'll b right back my computers about to die.

"ph sprry to hear that mslefaye but i promisee this club won't have any drugs only alcohol..lol..and cigarettes... welcome..."

Still think you need to add a letter though SimpLesLyDeAd.....

:laughing:

:looks around: Where did everybody go?

*floor board is lifted up and manny crawls out from underneath it* yaawn! morning ms faye can i get you something? *walks behind counter*

guten morgan manny
A pint and a date for this eve would be nice ....

Hello?

lol @sound

Where did everyone go?!?!?!!?!

"hey sorry about that Mis.. but i had to g i i don't know where everone went and something ir wrong with my avount and it is pissein me off like shit...... any way have a slurpee it'll make thing better trust me .. lol"

:hangs her a slurpee:

Dont hangs me
*wink*

no sad faces simpleslydead *holds out and for you to take and looks at you with a soft kind smile then my immortal by Evanescence plays* care to dance?

"of course with u....anythihg .lol"

:winks:

"hey! siucidalchick is online but not here ... i wnder what is he doin????..lol......
Manny have i told you that i love when we hang out .... we should really strat with theEast Side Goths gan hehehehe ::"

:sits back and watches:
How cute

"hehehe me and Manny?? are cute???? nooooo we are just friends... or are we????? u guys will never know lol....."

"bisides i think he only likes stright chicks and well i am not stragiht at all.. kind of crucked hehhe "

yeah straight is rather boring...

"i'll be right back i have to change classes.. lunch is over but i didn't eat anything ....
so untill i come back would please somone stay in charge...."

they will never know @_@. and besides i am cracked as well simpleslydead.. perhaps our broken pieces will fit together? lol THEY WILL NEVER KNOW.

"damn right lesbos. bis and gay have more fun hehehehe i think/???"

hey love. how is everybody. Guess what...today is my BD. yay, im finaly 15 so stay off the roads.lol, jk. Hey manny, wanna dance?

*snaps fingers and is engulfed in light then when the light wheres off manny is wearing a Dark green Tuxedo with his hair slicked back* the names bebop.... manny beobp... ok simpleslydead i will take care until i have to go to work. ^_^

"damn itight THEY WILL NEVER KNOW . WOULD THEY MANNY??"

hmmm
talking about fitting pieces together with so much alcohol...
tsk tsk tsk

sure we can dance ^_^. and btw curse the one who put that lil person talking that says "its quiet real quiet WAAAA"

happy b-day suicidal chick ^_^ *acts the part since dressed in tuxdo and smoooothly walks behind the counter and begins to toss bottles and roll them up and down my should and manny mixes suicidal chick the ultimate slurpee manny tonic* shhhh the taste is secret *winks* dont tell anyone. since its your b-day their has to be happy music i dont care who doesnt like this song its still a happy one ^_^ *plays Island in the Sun by Weezer*

:walks in with a bif ass chocolate cake:

"i want a manny-a-tonic too..... i went and i got u a cake and a birthday present ..here. for you ,love i hope you'll like it...."

:hnags her the present and waits dor her respons:....

Wait did someone say a manny flavoured slurpee?!?!?!?

MEOW!

awww, thank you u guys. yall are so sweet.

"i rbought candeles as welll u guys wanna blow the candles...?????
and u decerve it.. suicidalchick for ebing a kick ass..hot chick hehehe"

thanx again.

:Laughing:
Watch out that could start a fire!

Congrats on surviving another year....

Good day to all who knows me!!
I just had to stop by and give my support to the lovely SimplestlyDead. And to say to everyone, HELLOO!!
teehee, hugs.

Well hello sad panda and welcome

Happy B-D Suicidalchick :)
Sorry it took me so long to get here.

well this place got interesting pretty fast.... >; )

I need another manny slushie!

This club is awsome. I only heard of it only for a short time but I think it's pretty cool.

*YAAAWWWN* well another fun day at the club its time to go night night *goes into bathroom and changes out of Tuxedo then walks out in Spongbob Slippers and green checkered pajama pants and a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle t-shirt* a good day i would say ^_^ you guys can still party if ye like i jez going to bed now *opens floor board in the middle of dance floor and crawls inside closing it behind him* nite nite ^_^