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well kids this has taken off like a fire in a chinese fireworks factory....
rules are.....don't be rude....ya thats about it for rules in my cafe.....
perverse, insulting, intelligent, psychotic, etc etc are open to fun....
coffee is self serve....the brownies have "extra" ingredients....and the art on the walls shifts to match the insanity of the viewers...

*quirks an eyebrow*

Rubbing alcohol on a fresh tattoo?

Remember, I *do* know where you live, and I *do* have a passport.

*snags a demitasse of rich turkish brew*

Might as well give the backside a swat while you're feeling sadistic.

pppllbbbttbtbtbtbbt

you even know where he sleeps - but could you find your way to our precise adress again? If so, do visit - I think Harley misses you.

I think I could. Heh. Give the addy to a cabbie and tip well *wink*

I miss that snaggletooth barbarian too.

He's a good Harley....purrs like he's supposed to and rarely leaks

confizzled....

*crosses eyes*

How many of these do you wanna have babe?

Naughty Daer! To my room now.. I have a new paddle that needs your butt to break it in >:)

*mwuah*

MM

*walks in sits in corner to view what others are doing..*..hmmm...

*Walks in, mask on and machete in hand.*

LoL

Thank goodness for coffee, I just woke up...and it's way to early for LiLi's to be up.

*walks over to the coffee*

*steals a brownie* >:)

*Rests his machete on the bar and takes a seat.*

Walks in and heads over to gt much needed coffee. Sees Sunshine swipe a brownie and chuckles.

Man... :: looks over to Deity ::

I get no theoretical cigarettes... no brownies... due to added... vitamins, if you will... O_o

Do we at LEAST have un-leaded coffee for the pregnant woman???

-_-

wispers a few words and a decafe appears in his hands he hands this to kay, here you go my dear

Awww... thanks bub ;)

your welcome

Walks in a gets a cup of coffee and adds some Bailey's to it to kick it up a little. I hate Mondays.

*sits down and has a seat sips on some more coffee*

I think I'll just sit back and be mellow. I've had a crazy weekend, and my feet still hurt. LoL

*quiety slips into the room* Ok then...hmmm *wonders where sunshine is* oh well *gets a cup of french vanilla coffe* I dont think i trust those brownies though...*goes and sits quietly* *sips*

**smiles and walks in** Jesus PinkLust walking in those shoes would kill my feet too **points out her shoes** Mine hurt just looking at yours.. **sits down and lights a cig**

*walks in and takes a french vanilla coffe* helo all hmm hey bad angel and hmm who is this lovely peace of meat *walks over to amaterusa* hey there angel. *snuggles with her* so how have you been really. and don't worry about the brownies its only "splenda". LMAO

*glances at Pink's shoes* My god girl...those shoes look absolutely evil lol

wow good shoes to walk over guys with i'd say. *starts behaving afriad of shoes being used on me* eep hello uhm alll..

hehe...shoes that can be used as a weapon....wonderful mwahaha...*sip*...*innocent smile* they are nice though :)

LoL wa ha ha I love these shoes, they're my deadly weapons >:)

But i don't think I'll be wearing them to concerts anymore...

You wore them to a concert....omg, your poor feet lol although they are hot lol

-grabs a cup of tea, add sugar, plonks ass in seat-
hey hows you all doin?

hehe
hey more...you know i'm not a premi member...so I cannot close these and must rely on you sweet mod types to do it for me.....hehe
but I usually start a new one at 400 +
thats where nicnivian suggested...
but i'm certainly not going to say no to an order to the backroom from the moreish one...hehhe
but first I think we need a loud round of happy birthday for Deity today......
she's 20
and Allasiel turns 20 in two more days...

smiles as he remembers Deitys Birthday and the post he started for that.
Happy Birthday Allasiel, and may you have many more to come..

Oh how wonderful!!! Happy birthday diety!!!

And Allasiel too!!! hmmm *makes a magic b-day cake appear out of no where* Para ti *grin*

yummy..cake!

thanks so much for all sweet wishes


* takes a huge slice of cake and runs to the corner *

Happy birthday Diety **hands her a silver plated dager** May you have many more to come **walks over to her corner and sits with her knees to her chest and her head on her knees**

Deity^ my bad... Grrr too tired to spell lol

yes yes.. i should diet
but for now, I'll enjoy the cake. Thank you love. Come on, sit here with me.

The key word in diet is die... so I dun think you should..

A knife to eat you cake with lol thats a very useful gift....and not just useful for cake eating lol...*sips coffe* gaahhh i think my coffe has gone cold eep. So what are you two birthday girls going to do on this special day???

Hello every one
*grabs a cup of coffee and sits on a couch in a corner and watches people while sipping my coffee.*

I wander over to sit with the birthday girl and the bad one.......well the company is certainly nice to see anywas.........hehehe

**smiles and bows her head to him** If you say so

Oh yea there's a b-day... happy b-day Deity have your cake and eat it too! ^_^

♥

with lots and lots of icing


yep, im a lard ass :)

Walks in and over hears Deity's comment, looks over . Walks over to her and tell her, Deity no your not a lard ass. Ans Happy Birthday, Hugs her gently. Smiles at her well I just stop in to wish you a very Happy Birthday again. Goodnight all, waves and slowly leaves.

awww why are you leaving?


come back!! ♥

5th already!? Dammit I missed the whole 4th!

Hey, slow down with that cake beauties, leave something for me, I have no problems with metabolism! ;)

*rolls a joint, before attacking the cake*

*lights her cigarette.
Pass me one of those brownies! LOL

I look at the two ladies....smile....you two.....make me think bad bad thoughts....
hehehe
in all the best ways
hehehe
now i'm off to watch the strippers

Whats up how is everone

Walks in and orders a latte walking to a nearby table he sat playing with his lip ring. "man I need another piercing"

*Strolls into the room smileing grabs a cup of coffee and sits down on his usual corner couch all the while whistleing the theme from tales from the dark side*

*Picks up his machete and walks over to the cake and uses it to cut a small piece.*

Happy birthday Deity...And me....

*sits back down and thinks about HOW he is gonna eat this with a mask on...*

*watches the guy in the mask waiting to see this*

*Strolls in and looks around to see who all is here, seeing Jason with cake all over his mask busts out laughing*

Any one want ICE cream with ther cake?

*chuckels even more*

*Gets a Mocha Java and a towle, walking by Sideswipe tosses it at him* then sits down at a table alone*

Hello Crystiline, how are you?

Me! Me! Me! Me!
I'll probably die out of eating sweet...

And what flavor would you like hon ... Chocolate fudge brownie, with Mocha Hot fudge sauce and how about some whip cream???

Greetz dami and please no need to be so formal cal me crys(chris)

And what has you all happy go lucky .. grinning and whislting?

No reason the smileing confuses people and i find that if i whistle this tune in a crowded room long enough it invariably gets stuck in some ones head lol
The local coffee shop hates me for this

Ahhh I see .. well stop it now or i will get it stuck in my head, then I shall have to hurt you LOL

Bring your cards tonight?

*perks up his ears* you'll hurt me? you promice?*resumes whistleing*

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr LOL not a promise a fact hehee

*Purrs loudly*

I like that idea I have all sorts of fun things for hurting people in my back pack you know!
*Grins boyishly*

Oh really now ... we must take a looky see ...

*gets up and cross the room sitting down next to crys* Can I take a peek?

Hello everyone.

*looks up* Moonlit ... how are you tonight?

*Waves to moonlit* Hi sweety.
And sure go ahead. *hands dami his pack* But be careful it's deeper than it looks.I've lost people in there and I'm not kidding. Oh and let me know if you find my boy jarl in there.

Crys was just letting me check out his back pack .. wanna see?

Heya Crys and Dami
Yeah, I'd love to look! hee hee

How are you two tonight?

Doing fine sitting here waiting for the contents of my back pack to be scrutinized lol and you?

*begins diging through placing items on the couch next to me* hmm lets see ..

ahhh cards, con't go nowere with out them, notebook, mail, book, 2 liter of jolt, lab coat, 1, 2, 3 ... 7 packs of Pixe Stix's (sets those aside), hand cuffs, paddle, bull whip, rideing crop, gas mask

*raises eyebrow at Crys* Do i even want to ask???

brass knuckles, chains, 3 knives, clothes ..

*grins* hmmmm what are these .. *holds up a pair of black boxer shorts with skulls on them* tee hee ...

Hmmmm *tosses them at Crys* You wanna model them for me???

*appears with chocolate stains around the mouth* I want alll the flavors mixed!

Um no those ar'nt mine mine have flameing skulls.
*Sticks his head into the pack*
Dammit jarl what have i told you about running around in my back pack naked!!!!!

*opens a pack of Pixies and takes out three ripping the tops off and downs them before digging back in the pack*

Ohhh looky here I found me a leprechan .. now if only i can find the other end of the rainbow????

Sorry Zlee no ice cream in here, it'd be too messy, but we gots some Pixy stix here *toss a few at Zlee and Moonlit*

0_o Damn is there a bottom to this thing *sticks my head in again looking for jarl the naked man* Who's Jarl?

Nooooooooo
Your giveing away my preciouse pixies!!!
How could you their my life my love
my very best friends!!!
Eh well no big deal lol
just dont touch my jolt and no body gets hurt.

*perks* did someone mention pixie sticks?

*clears throat, wipes the back of my hand across my mouth and lets out a little burp* Ooppss 'cuse me *turns sideways and quickly caps up the Jolt, turniong back smiling and batting eyes*

Well you see jarl's an old friend of mine
he's a small person i occasionally carrie him around in there and pull him out for shock value and sometimes we do this whole master blaster thing lol

Yep got some right here ...*hands Athena whats left in the first pack* ... give Zlee some more ... *opens second pack and pulls out three more, pours them in my mouth while uncapping the Jolt and taking a big swig to wash down the Pixy's, before re-capping the bottle ...

woo.. thankies!! *pours one in her mouth and drinks it down with some sprite*

Hey, I just went to the corner market and picked up some cans of jolt. I got blue, red, and purple, want one any body?

*Growls and snatches back his jolt*
MINE!!!!!
*Opens the jolt and chugs the rest of the bottle following it with the rest of the second pack of pixies*

Crys, dear, sweetie, I have more... You can have as much as you want... I got the hookup.

Ohhhhh my little Beastie, dont' get your flaming boxers in a bunch ... see Moonlit's got some more ... besides I never drink or eat without paying back *winks*

*sticks head in pack again* I don't guess Jarl is here today just his boxers ... thats kind of a scary thought a little man running around without his boxers .. hmmm

*finds the bottom* Finally ... hey you don't have the kitchen sink in here????? What gives?

I havent seen jolt much around me.. I must live in the uncool part of the country *giggles to herself* prolly good tho if I drink one, Ill be up for the next 2 days.

I LOVE jolt sooooo much... it's my mainstay... I GOTTA have a hook up to live! ok, maybe that was a little dramatic... lol.

No its not dramatic heres an excerpt from
my live journal lol
((FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DONT KNOW ME IM ADDICTED TO JOLT COLA AND PIXIE STIX WICH I CALL PIXIES FOR SHORT AND MY MULTI-COLORED PIXIES OF HAPPINESS WHEN WORSHIPPING THEM ON MY ALTER OF JUNK FOODS)) DONT MESS WIT DA PIXIES AS ILL KILL FOR ENOUGH OF THEM AND DONT EVER BOTHER ASKING IF ILL SHARE THEM CUZ ILL DIE FIRST LOL ((INSIDE JOKES WIT DA PIXIES THOSE OF YOU WHO KNOW ME GET THEM ALREADY THOSE OF YOU WHO COME TO KNOW ME WILL GET THEM AND THE REST OF YOU ARE JUST IN THE DARK I GUESS))

Haa haa, that's great. You are as bad as me when it comes to Jolt. It's worshiped in my house too. lol.

Now, I've got something for you Crys.
*Pulls a backpack from under the table full of Jolt Cola's*
Hope you like 'em, dear.

I fly in screaming JOLT!!!!!!!!!!!! where where where where!!!!!!GIMME
as I fall on the floor and begin to convulse in a caffienne fit

*holds a jolt in the air*

Daermon, there you go, sweetie... enjoy. I have enough for every one!

You should try one of my Jolt and pixie blitz smoothies guarenteed to rot your teeth and keep you awake through finals. lol

jolt and pixie blitz smoothie *feels the sugar rush at the thought of it*

That would keep you up for just about anything! Finals, 20 hr plane trip, you name it.

lol

Crys, May I have one if I pay you in more Jolts and lots of Pixies?
*flutters eyes at crys* :D

Only if you swear your not a diabetic
I'm not killing any one who isn't takeing me with them. Why should their suffering end if mine goes on.lol

Damn it, I gotta go, the boys are awake... May I have one tomorrow night, Crys?

I'll talk to you all later.
Bye Dami, Daermon, Athena, and Crys.

I am NOT a diabetic... but you'll have to make it for me tomorrow night, dear. :)

by moonlit

*waves to moon* g'night.

You might be diabetic after having that drink. *giggles*

Or at least an ulcer from the cafine burning a hole in your stomach lineing.

grgrgrgrgrgrgrgrgrgrgbbbbr

Damn servers ... make me one NOW!!! please hon ... I need it .. and no I'm not diabetic ...

*begins shoving everything back in the pack except the remaining Pixies

No you stole my jolt and pixies earlier so none for you!!! lol

Heh try me.
*Laughs mockingly*

Walks in and hears a comotion about pixies sticks, looks around and sees some people upending some,hmmmm. Wispers a few words and a case of pixies sticks falls on the floor with a loud crash. Walks over to the bar and gets a large mug of coffee, turns around and says, enjoy the pixies sticks. Walks slowly back out the door, with a smile on his face.

Heh too bad moonlit took the jolt lol

Na I do believe she left some on the counter, and with Shadows case ... everyone should be set for a while ... besides liek I said I ALWAYS replace that which I borrow ... or stole in this case.

*stands up and kisses Crys on the cheek* Enjoy baby I am off now to go play on the swings. Now that I have this sugar high I feel like playing in the park. Care ot join me?

Oh sure you steal from me hit me with an axe only give me a peck on the cheek and now you want me to go play with you?
what gall what nerve what a women.



Folks I think I'm head over heels in lust!!! *sighs*

*turns and walks out of the cafe and down the street, with a little skip to her step, laughing as she goes*

*Sighs* Story of my life they take from me beat me up then just walk out of my life.
*Shrugs* Oh well *Has another jolt with pixie styx chaser.*

Ok, I came back... My boys are sick... I had to go check on them. *sigh* Breaks my heart to see them sick

I'm sorry to hear that moonlit I hope they get better soon

me too...

Did you see I left you all of the Jolt Cola? :)

*the door swooshes open and in files my pet*

*the note reads* "Tee Hee, I believe I have something of yours you may want back ...

Well what can I say .. I like sharp things, but I like other things a whole lot more LMAO ....

Yeah I was just ribbing dami.

lol, Dami... you so silly.

Heh she thinks stealing the knives from my back pack will make me chase her.
She must not know I have like a thousand of the damned things all over.

hehe, you gonna stay here with me and the jolts?

Yeah I owe you a blitz lol.
*Digs in his back pack an pulls out a huge blender and a dark blue glass jar*

You can give it to me later... I think you should go get that knife from Dami....

Its three knives actually,and i still have my trusty fore arm snap blades.
*Taps his for arms together with a notably
metalic clank*

Go after it any way
*picks up Crys' hand and slowly pulls him towards the door*
You NEED to go get it!

No i dont think so.
Thats exactly what she wants me to do!
*Grins wickedly*

You are evil, Crys.
Pure Evil!
LOL

you know my parents said the same thing lol.

Lol, mine too. My parents think I am the spawn of satan.... wait till I come back from Chicago! then they will really think so!

your in chicago?

Almost...
Kansas City Missouri.
We are going to Chicago to go see our new nephew and I'm getting 14 piercings while I am there...
This weekend only!

ah i see

hmmm diabetic....wouldn't that require a pulse?

Gave you something on your profile, Crys.
*flutters eyes at Crys*

I wish they sold cans like that here
and no fair i've never even seen jolt gum before!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got both, hun... xo ;)

Ok, well I am gonna get ready to take the boys to the E.R... It can't wait any longer. Have fun Every one! xo

k kids..lets move this to thread #6 due to length...

Do not post here further... thread #6 is open

remind me to make out a money order later lol i want a case of those cans
they'll make all my friends jealous

Closing the doors on yes another one

>:)

Mistress Moreish under deed of instructions from Daermon