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FOR THE RECORD, THIS IS DAERMON'S BABY. I just couldn't get the pic up.


Welcome to the Cafe.....the only rule is to avoid rude flamings.....discussion...argument(not too heated) and weirdness is open, allowed, and accepted. The art on the walls mirrors your true self.....and the walls themselves......tend to be shifting reality as the are formed from chaos.... the coffee is get it yourself...the bar is open....the jukebox is playing....and the flying monkey is in residence....that would be me....
and the only rule we have IS enforced.....so NO derogatory rudeness...other than that...anything goes.....Enjoy!

-begins to twitch-

I thought I lost it!!


and whats this I hear about being the bestest dead best friend egh?

-cracks up laughin at a wet Dami-

aww and to think I thought I was one of the few that made you that way..

ahh hahaha


-sees AngelPie runs over and hugs her-

Hello my Sweetest AngelPie

-smiles-

*feels warm air drying me and begins to warm up* Thank you Shadow ... at least someone cares about me : }

And I don't particularly call freezing my ass off already then getting ice dumped down my shirt then getting doused with a bucket of water very much fun Angel, so you didn't miss much ...

Looks around, well folks we've made it to # 25

Ok, so where were we again?

*scratches off a little bit of paint still on her face*

Your welcome Dami. Wispers a few words and a fresh hot cup of coffee appears in her hand

at 25, you could rent a car all by yourself and your insurance premium decreases

It's a celebration.

gets another lattee "hmm number three within the same night im going to be really wired soon"

Angelpie you ready for your drink yet, wispers a few words and tow new mugs of capt n coke appear on the table

Ahhhhhh YAY!!! much better then the watered down stuff i thought I was gonna be drinking *smiles big* and here I was having a wonderful day until i cam back in here geesh .. I think I'm gonna got Ashes from now on maybe there I'll be safe from attacks 0_o

* sits and stares at the wall waiting for it to move. Then starts to throw paper wades at it*

*sings*

I'm watching the waaaaall!!

I'm watching the walllllllll!!

* gets to close to the wall and hand get sucked in*

ACCKKKKKK!!!! nottagain!!! Nottagain!!

"aww dami lighten up some will ya"

laughs his ass off at moonie "that teaches you not to touch the wall"

* cocks an eyebrow*

You gunna help me over here, egh?

*tires to beat the wall and other hand gets sucked in*

EEEEEPPPPPPPP!!!!!

what the crap?!?!

Sorry guys, I was on the phone with my son.

Dami, I didn't mean "fun" that sense...more like I missed all the action?

Yes ShadowWolf. Thank you very much.

Gives Countess a huge hug. Hey dear!

*runs to grab Countess' hand out of the wall*

Wispers a few words and both Countess and Angelpie stumbles backwards

*falls on ShadowWolf in relief* Thank you!

* watches AngelPie come to help her and sighs some relief looks at her with puppy dog eyes*

It.. it.. tried to eat me again!

Your welcome my dear ~hugs her gently and kisses her cheeck~

*stares the wall down* Bad wall. Leave Moonie alone!!!!

*points at wall with mean face*

I don't like you wall!

*giggles*

Thanks shadow and Angel


* sticks tongue out at wall *

Your welcome Countess, my dear..

You are very welcome dear.

*sigh* Moonie ... one of these days you will learn ... there is only one person who has ever gone in to the walls and comes back out at his leasure ... And that's only cuz Crys has a deal with the walls .. anyone else they will eat if they so choose to ...

Ok Kamui next time you're cold I'll be sure to drop ice in your pants and dupm a bucket of water upon your head and then laugh my ass off as your shrivel up to nothing ...

MMUUWWWAAAAAHHHHAAAAA!!!

Well, I think I will take my leave this time instead of falling asleep. It was nice seeing all of you. Prolly be talkin' to you in #26 tomorrow. *hugs to all, pecks on the cheeks for all who wants them*

Heh heh, Nala might not be the touchy type, but I.......

*walks out through her secret door*

sneaks up behind moonie and pushes her into the wall and her hand gets stuck once more "ha ha"

hello all

onto 25 I see

Bye pixie, have a good night my dear

Hello, NightBlossom

* growls as head is poking out of wall*

Listen Mister, You know this wall doesn't like me..

* screetches*

HAYYY that TICKLES!!!

*starts laughing uncontrobaly*

Heellpp!!! heeeellpp!!!

* laughs*

ACCKKKKK!!! not again!!

***walks up to bar and fixes herself some tea***

Would anyone else like something to drink?

Good night dear Pixie. Have a good one.

Hey Nightblossom. How are you dear?

*whispers a few words and Kamui trades places with Countess in the wall* Take that buster. ROFL

I'm a wave of emotions as usual angel dear, how are you?

I'm doing great with most of my favorite people here.

Well I must be going now, finishes his capt n coke and walks over to Angelpie and lightly kisses her and hugs her goodnight. Fare thee well everyone

g'night shadow

* laughs*

ahhh hahahahahahaha

Take that!!

hehe

* slowly back away*

Thats what you get!

disapears and reapears into the rafters and shakes head some"gotta do better than that" pulls out silly string and blast angel with it

*gives ShadowWolf a hug and a kiss before he leaves* See you later darling. =)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Damn sillystring!! You think you're good Kamui? heheheheh

Paybacks are a bitch dear. *blows Kamui a kiss*

are the walls misbehaving again? they need to be taught a lesson. unfortunately I don't have the balls to do it so I'll leave it up to one of you and hide like a baby in the safety of the middle of the room

I'm with you NightBlossom. I'll help save people from the walls and try to give them a good talking too. But I don't wanna get stuck. LOL

I'm with you NightBlossom. I'll help save people from the walls and try to give them a good talking to. (the walls not the people that got stuck in them.) But I don't wanna get stuck. LOL

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr

I hit escape to add to that little post and it double posted instead.

Sorry all

I promise you that we will all live and learn from your mistake. Assuming there is a lesson behind it of course which I don't think there is so in that case we are all going to sit here and glare at the walls and hope they don't notice

"sorry angel" waves hand and the silly string disapears "hug"?

I'm staying far away from those walls!

I'm to sweet and they like me alot

-laughs-

-goes over and makes another vanilla frappuccino-

*giggle* You're so cute NightBlossom.

Well, I shall be back in a bit. I need to get my daughter to bed. *hugs to everyone*

does anyone know how to cure insanity????

okay well then maybe not



anyway, I recently updated my profile a bit and have been trying to figure out how to add some color to it--without getting a premium membership because I'm broke and without spending any money(need I repeat why)

can somebody help me???

Night if anyone knew how to cure insanity they would not only be the richest person on the face of the earth, but they would also be the craziest

Oh I know how to cure it I'm just looking for an alternative method

Okay yes so i'm the craziest person alive no I'm not rich because of it because it requires a bit of a Kavorkian appeal and I don't feel like getting sued and I'm not well trained enough to put everything back together

but that doesn't mean everyone has to ignore me

once again all alone

what is it about me that makes me ignoreable? do I offend, it's not like you guys can tell if I have B.O. or not---which i don't thank you very much. anyway since I am alone I think I will sit here and rant away on how...

train threw me off and left me to rot

*walks back in daughter all tucked in*

Love ya no shit NightBlossom!!

*hugs Kamui* I wasnt angry dear.

You are not alone hon, I think we are lost in in our own thoughts

YAY! I'm not alone. the walls were starting to whisper to me.

hugs back "I know you werent so how are you"

see Angelpie comes back and then so does everyone else.

No offense to you angel

*walks in* hey guys i am back :)

I"m good thank you. I'm off for a bit. Playing canasta on pogo.com.

See you all later *hugs and waves*

Hello Corazon

well I'm off too

I must find a way to fix the bland of my profile before I break the computer.

* peeks out from behind the couch looks around and flips over the couch*

sits in a chair and gets ready to sleep

oh great i get here as soon as everyone is going to sleep oh well *takes a sit on a nice comfy sofa*

alll by myyyy selllllffff don't wanna be :(

*walks in. trys to adjust to the dark to see who is here.*

no need to ajust i am the only one in here :)

'ello coraz

Hey Batt and Corz, just laying here on the couch tryin ta keep warm adn dry. How you all doing?

hey dami, is it raining where you are?

Oh goodness ... look at 24 I was freezing, then i got ice dumped my shirt the drowned ...

just looking around - sits down and watches

hey olive

my gods, dami that has to be miserable. i'm sorry, sweetie

isshhh I'm ok now Shadowwolf sent a spell to dry me off.

How you been hon.

Welcome olive, are you a black olive or green *ROFLMAO* sorry hon couldn't resist >;^} how you doing?

he's a sweetie like that, dami. and i'm doing good.

it's quite in here tonight

*starts to poke at the walls* hello wall. eaten anyone lately?

LOL careful Batt, it's eaten Moonie twice tonight but AngelPie switched out Moonie and for Kamui because it was Kamui who pushed her int he second time

*walks in, lits a cigarette, looks around searching for Dami and sits next to her*

Good Evening people!

How is everything tonigth?

for some reason, the wall will let me touch it and nothing ever happens.
so i take it, the wall has been having fun tonight.

Hello Blood, how are you hon, haven't seen you in a day or two, been off? How's things going with you?

*waves at blood*
*lights up a clove*

oh, i'll be back in about an hour....
a friend of my roommate is on "hit me baby one more time"

got to show support.

hi Dami dear
I'm fine I just got back from my days off.

Hey bat how you doing?

I finally finished all of my homework.
party time :)

ohhh my friggin crap. I haven't been in here since #15! wow this moves fast.

How is every one tonight?

Yeah, moonlit. This is moving at crazy speeds.

I'm fine, thank you. How are you ?

YEAH!!!!! Party time ... Hello Moonlit

Oh gawd where is my brain tonight??? I cannot think straight at all *glossy eyed look* ... and damnit all I'm freezing again

Hi Diety.
How are you tonigth hon?

Hey moonlit!
How are things going?

He he coffee good.turns and looks at the new faces that entered and scans for water or paint related weapons.

blood :)

hello, my dear


everything is peachy

I am great, Deity. Thank you, love.

Heya, Dami! how are you, dear?

What's been happenin since I've been here last?

*Mike broke my puter big time.... I have to get a new cpu and processor since he burned mine.*

i'm back..... for a bit.
what did i miss.

Freezing, freezing freezing .. Wishing I had someone to warm me up .. *suddenly appears in light jacket and gloves on hands* I wasn't kidding in my journal when i said I'd put them on ./..

I'm sorry to hear aboput your computer hon

'Ello, Batt, how are you tonight?

hey moon, i'm going go
i'm going to be bouncing in and out of the cafe a bit tonight.

*walks in and stands next to a table* hello evry 1 hows it going?

So far so good my dear Diety.

Sorry you're freezing my dear Dami I'm having cogñac right now, it might warm you up a little. Would you care for some?

metallica how you doing tonigth?

I'll try a little hon .. Dad's got air blasting again ...

Maybe it will warm me a bit

Hello Metallica. How are you?

*hands dami my leather jacket* maybe this will help.

ello, meta.

Thanks Batt I appreciate it .. Hello mettalica how ya doing hon, com'on and have a seat

hey all. id love to have a seat dami lol but im too sun burned to sit. lol

here hon *hands glass to Dami* drink as much as you need dear

Welp, I gotta get. I'm not even at home. So, I'll talk to ya all laters. kisses

~*~Loni~*~

cya moon

Bye moon
Take care

Bye Moonlit hon talk to you soon, hope you get your puter up soon.

Thanks Blood, how goes things in your end of the world?

*walks in and looks around* Mornin everyone. Hows it goin?

Busy as usual my dear Dami....thursdays are one of the craziest nigths here.....most americans decide to call us every thursday nigth.

Hey angel!

How you doing today?

Doin good Bloodthirst thank you and yourself?

*walks in. heads straight for the bar. pulls up a stool and pours herself a rum and coke.

*long sigh

I had a bad day. Glad to be somewhere I'm wanted.

*walks over to Touchcoma and gives a hug* What happened sweetie?

I'm fine algel a little tired but fine

*lits other cigarette*

I'm about to go to bed. But I will start a new thread since Daermon isn't here and the posts are getting up there. =)