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I'm hyped on sugar and bored so the obvious thing for me to do is post riddles.

You have a barrel, filled to the top with water, which weighs 150 kilos. What can you put in the barrel in order to make it lighter?

if you get the answer right you add a riddle of your own, and so on, like the vampy anagrams.

a hole?

yep, you have one?

a riddle that is
lol

damned lol i thought my answer was too stupid to be right lol

Sunlight... it makes the water evaporate ;)

i was gonna suggest air... but i have a ton of books on these type of riddles.. so if you need one just message me and i will lend you some jokes lol

lady ashlee since it is my turn to come up with a riddle i pass the turn on to you ;)

lets not... i will message you a joke

Riddles are fun.. LOL

Whens the new riddle coming out. I got the last one.

soon... lordvampirio is trying to make his decision...

lady ashlee are you gonna post the riddle or do you want me to post it?

oops just got your message.
so here we go:

Tim and ralph are very competitive best friends... over the years they have challenged each other both mentally and physically. One day, Tim suceeds in posing a challenge Ralph cannot meet.. what was it?

so we gettin a new riddle or what? lol

oh oops, by the time i posted a new one was up.

umm, oo tricky, i want to say become tim, or shag, lol.

Are rude answers on the right track

I have heard this one before, or one similar to it. I just wish I could remember the answer.

*thinking* smoke coming out of ears. LOL

nope and nope

Damn this is hard

Tim asked Ralph to kill him (him= Tim).

Did he ask Ralph to catch up to his age

lol @ raven

Khayman and Saille, still no

riddles yay...Starts thinking

and since this thread is so popular (and im needed for the solution lol) im gonna pimp my portfolio on here and you must leave a message on the thread in section 2 also hehehe :P so there

mm..dunno you but i have dirty thoughts:P

lol @ blacksoulangel, will you behave hehehe

/me slaps lordvampirio muhaha:P sowwy can`t help it..:P

so..whats the answer?? tell us tell us!! mm..sorry i`1m feeling very hyper tonite..

I KNOW!!

He gave him this riddle.

*snrk*

lol you have to guess the answer :P

lol @ Khayman but wrong again

one hint: the challenge is physically

so i was right........the answer has to be a rude one :)

lol no, its not rude

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR

thats a hard one.

going back in time?

lol no coz thats impossible anyway lol

anyone begging for another hint?

Tim beats Ralph at being tim

smart move but not the solution :P

Tim asked Ralph to be taller then him?

ugh, -brain melts-, whos bloody idea was it to start a riddle thread??!

the taller than him thing is good, i choose to steal that answer, lol.

heheh By all means, LeSang, steal it away. I just want to know if it's right...Lordvampirio, come on! I'm sweting here!

still wrong. im starting to enjoy this hahaha

Bummer.

Did Tim die before Ralph?

Was the challenge about who could stay the quietest?,,

you guys are so wrong lol

Come a lil hint? lol

*on*

LOL
This is killing me!!!
Did Tim ask Ralph to be his son?

Was it a eating contest?

To become female??

I was thinking of that. Was Tim a girl and ask Ralph to be like him?

lol you must think of things that are possible lol

to jump higher than a mountain?
to swim the entire lenght of the ocean?
to put on a mini-skirt and try and pick up sailors at the harbor?

to be tim

ok. Tim was a girl and asked Ralph to bear a child?

bear in mind, Tim MUST be better at it

Did Tim ask Ralph to solve this riddle?

to be tim, its the only thing ralph cant do and tim is better at

Being Ralph's Freind?

*growls......this is getting fustrating!!!

the solution got nowt to do with impersonating

Did he ask his friend to kill lordVampiro by any chance!

Lift him off the ground with one finger?

No that was stupid..... uMMMMMMM.......
*eyes glaze over, starts to drool*

lol @ NonMortusEst69, charming as ever :P

bugger this, gimme answer, now!
stupid dang bloody awful, fekkin bolloks riddles that hurts brains, neugh

hahaha LeSang. the thread was all your idea :P

Bugger, Blamey, sodding, shagging, bullocks, crap, tart!
You sound British Lesang!
*smiles

Thanks for sharing the answer Lordvampiro...Such a relief

yeah NonMortusEst69 but now you have to go to section 2 of the forum and post a comment on my thread there :P

sure

ANOTHER HINT PLEASE PLEASE

do you want me to give you the solution?

YYYYEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!

Ralph cant beat Tim at getting a tan coz he is an albino

I will not kill you... LOL!!!!

BLOOODY ridiculous........... I was way off

New riddle, new riddle, please

AAAARRRGGGH!!!!
ok. That was excellent...I admit.

you have to give the credit to lady ashlee coz she came up with it

Ok that was strange ..new one please..

ok...here's an easy one for you guys

Name something that has arms and legs but no head!

all non-vampire topics to be posted in the sandbox

my daughters barbie collection...