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Construct story 4 words at a time

One there lived a

lonely and dark sorcerer

who's mind was going

to quick to understand

the complexity of the

book of shadows spell

He had recently discovered

while cleaning the closet.

with his vulture pets

they snatched the book

then his big hat

and ran down the

hallway screaming bloody murder

until the witch appeared

the vultures ate her

broom and she had

been eaten as well

A hunter came to

to shoot the buzzard that

bothered the wizards vultures

so the vultures ate

all the children too

fast and had stomach

craps for weeks after

Luckily, the wizard had

a cast iron stomach

with ugly fat arms

that were useless so

he chewed them off

and made new arms

with tooth picks and

pieces of beef jerky

that smelled like cheese

and were addictive to

mud pies and cokes

which he would torture

and tease until they

became entirely different things

that flew like crazy

to escape and ended

up in new york

lost and confused, they

silently wished for a

new life where they

could dance the Macarena

bending his arms backwards

to scratch his butt

with the et 's finger

which is infected by

a virus from mars

that slowly eats away

the flesh and marrow

very slowly and painfully

causes him a erection

that really makes no

sense because he has

a turtle lodged in

His anus that sings

there's no place like

while strumming a guitar

and tapping his feet

stretching the sphincter out

to be cut by

a crazy ugly man

who enjoyed eating human

brains dripping with fungus

that smells of ammonia

and juicy pig drippings

that made the whole

town stink and its

underbelly became infested with

lice and gangrene dripping

open sores gapped open

with pearly white smile

with blood dripping slow

the pool of blood

puddling into a plastic

pile of red gush

marrow all over the place

that attracted ferocious flying

with bats flying into

people's houses and eating

their children and plants

until everything became rotten

dried up like candy ooz

and magical candy creatures

turned to stones statues

and were eaten by

reptilians and slow moving

greys that chased them

under a falling bridge

that crushed them all

into tiny bald men

that craved the flesh

of virgin piglets tails

stained in red dye

vinegar motor oil and

other noxious fumes. Then

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