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Sleepy

-curls up next to you taking all of the blanket-

Oh no you don't! Plays loud music

No electronics allowed in the bedrooms!

Okay fine. Bangs two pans together

flicks cold water over her

tickles you with a feather

-hides in a blanket cocoon-

pokes your nose

Tips ice over you

Dangles a kitten over your nose

Runs around the room

peck on the cheek

hi

Licks your nose

Plays with your fur

Sniffs in your ear

Flicks your nose

Tickles the bottom of your foot with a feather

Kicks the feather

Blares the stereo

Opens the curtains fully

Growls...hate light
Makes coffee

Turns on the alarm

Kisses you

Java Monsters all around!

bite

nibble your ear

Nibbles your ribs

nibbles your toes

Waves my tail in your face

-puts my cold feet on you- Ha! That's a wake up.

Tickles

gives you a coffee

Tickles your ear

Pops a balloon

puts whipped cream on your nose

-nibbles on your arm-

steals the covers ^^

Steals your pillow

Wakey wakey

Hey!! Softly hits you with a pillow :-P

returns the favour

Dips your hand in a bucket of ice water

Puts my cold feet on you

Haha. I see I'm not the only one that does that.

Licks your hand

Turns on the bright lights!

Flicks water on you

Screamssss fireeeee!!!

-shakes the bed-

Blows my horn

throws you in a bath

-pushes you in with him-

Drags you in too

pulls you in as well

-beats you with a loofah-

Puts whip cream on your face...

kisses your eye lids

Tickles your pussy and makes it jump on you lol

tickles that spot

Mmmmmm pushes that spot...

Gives you a wet willy..wet finger in your ear.

Pokes my new bare tip at you

O.o ....! Lol

Throws you a big raw steak.

I'm not sure what just happened, but maybe if we're really still it'll go away.

Dips a paint brush in water and flicks it at you

Pulls your tail

Careful, the tip is still sore from the wax!
Puts my paw on your belly

Puts stink bomb in the room

Chucks a grenade

Jumps on

Makes breakfast

sits you at the table and serves breakfast for us both

Hey... make me eggs.

I'll take the cereal, you can keep the wine. ^_^

Sets your alarm clock to go off in a minute and lays it on your pillow..

-chucks it at you-

Opens the window lets the cool air in

feeds you cold pizza

Whips the blanket off

smooches you

Touches your cheek with my finger, stroking gently

smiles

pulls the blankets off you

Starts singing loudly:-)

Yodels

Starts eating really crunchy crackers in bed..
Crunch! Crunch! Crunch!

Move those crackers somewhere else... Some people want to sleep... Lol :)

Jumps on the bed and sings!!

May put in a request?... :-P

LOL
Pulls the covers off of you! :-)

Softly hits you with my pillow! :)

Aww I'll be nice now..brings you a tray with waffles topped with berries and whipped cream..

hugs!

tickles you with am feather

Puts you in a locked box

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