I killed it with my own two hands.
#motherbirdregurgitation
#stolendignity
#toomanygoddamnhashtags
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*steals your ability to read my responses in a coherent manner*
*steals your soul, copies it, and then gives you back the original*
Hey, if you can find it it's yours.
Steals your... bath towels.
Steals a hug and your icky feelings, throwing them into the ocean. :)