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Milk

“You're not the boss of me, Jack. You're not the king of Dirk. I'm the boss of me. I'm the king of me. I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big dick and I say when we roll.”

Boogie Nights

Give up the Halfling, She-Elf!

Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

“You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!”

The Italian Job

I've got more drugs. He's half dead.

Lake Placid

"All those moments will be lost in time… like tears in rain."

Blade Runner

Maybe we at war with Norway?

The Thing

"It was beauty killed the beast."

King Kong

I'm using my telekineses to kill the girl who poured pig's blood on me at the prom.

Superstar

"Life is only on earth, and not for long."

Melancholia

Oh my god, you've made the tower of Twinkie! Is that in a stalker's handbook somewhere?

Disturbia


Oh, why don't you button up your lip? You're always squawkin' about something. You've got more static than a radio.

Reefer Madness

The driver was never heard from again. As for the bus, some say it sank so deep that it couldn't be found. Others say the town just didn't want it to be found. For all we know, it's still down there and so are those kids.

Trick 'r Treat

"Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything."

The Karate Kid

I've done some things in my life I'm not proud of, but this is the first time I've ever felt in real danger of hell.

The Green Mile.


"Oh, no. It wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast."

King Kong

"May the Force be with you."

Star Wars

In a mad world only the mad are sane.

In a mad world only the mad are sane.

Ran

"What we've got here is failure to communicate."

Cool Hand Luke


Today people want sensationalism; the more you rape their senses the happier they are.

Ah, yes, that's typical western thought. Civilised isn't it? That's what Alan thought and that's why he's dead. The Yacumo Indian is a primitive and he has to be respected as such. You know, did you ever think of the Yacumo point of view? That we might be the savages?

Cannibal Holocaust

"(Hey!) I'm walkin' here! I'm walkin' here!"

Midnight Cowboy

And so there I was. I was gonna go to Harvard. It was obvious. I was gonna be a lawyer and play in the God-damned system, and that was that. I was my old man. He knew, so what else could I do? I mean, there's no future in anarchy; I mean let's face it. But when I was into it, there was never a thought of the future. I mean we were certain the world was gonna end, but when it didn't, I had to do something

SLC Punk!

"Soylent Green is people!"

Soylent Green


And crawling on the planet's face, some insects called the human race. Lost in time, and lost in space... and meaning.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show

- "Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left."
- "Yes I have."
- "Look!"
- "Just a flesh wound.

Monty Python And The Holy Grail

A storm that will swallow the children. And I will deliver them from the kingdom of Bane. I'll deliver the children back to their doorsteps. I'll send the monsters back to the underground. I'll send them back to a place where no one else can see them except for me

Donnie Darko

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know, that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smells (or smelled) like - victory."

Apocalypse Now

Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his asshole to talk?

Naked Lunch

"No - wire - hangers. What's wire hangers doing in this closet when I told you - no wire hangers EVER! I work and work 'til I'm half-dead, and I hear people saying 'She's getting old.' And what do I get? A daughter who cares as much about the beautiful dresses I give her as she cares about me. What's wire hangers doing in this closet? ANSWER ME! I buy you beautiful dresses, and you treat them like they were some dish-rag. You do! $300 dollar dress on a wire hanger! We'll see how many you've got hidden in here. We'll see. Get out of that bed. All of this is coming out. Out! Out! Out. Out. Out. You've got any more? We're gonna see how many wire hangers you've got in your closet. Wire hangers! Why? Why? Christina, get out of that bed. Get out of that bed. You live in the most beautiful house in Brentwood [picks up hanger and begins to beat Christina] and you don't care if your clothes are stretched back from wire hangers. And your room looks like a two-dollar-a-week priced room in some two-bit backstreet town in Oklahoma. Get up. Get up. Clean up this mess."

Mommy Dearest



I got married to the widow next door. She's been married seven times before.

Ghost

Selling the house now would be like closing the barn door after the horses eat your children.

Saturday the 14th

YEAH! Oh yes, yeah. I'm insensitive! I'm a very insensitive man! Stop you're job, look at the insensitive man! That's what they're paying you for!

Blade Runner

let's try mine again

YEAH! Oh yes, yeah. I'm insensitive! I'm a very insensitive man! Stop you're job, look at the insensitive man! That's what they're paying you for!

So I Married an Axe Murderer

"Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Well, my nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that, I'm perfect!

So I Married an Axe Murderer

I hope he didn't leave it anywhere embarassing! That's the trouble with my regeneration process, it makes everything so brittle. You never know what's going to drop off next.

Weird Science

I hope he didn't leave it anywhere embarassing! That's the trouble with my regeneration process, it makes everything so brittle. You never know what's going to drop off next.

Carry On Screaming!

...............

let's try mine again


Well, my nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that, I'm perfect!

Oh alright


LOL

Well, if you're so happy, then why I am still here, hmm?

I got Weird Science Lady J!!! Your turn again

OMFG LOL
I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, if you're so happy, then why I am still here, hmm?

Drop Dead Fred

When you're selling life assurance, you want the stench of death in their nostrils. You're talking to the husband but you want the missus thinking "Crumbs, Chief! What's my life gonna be like when he pegs it?" Men work, women worry - that's what you rely on.

Cemetery Junction

I can't stand people, I hate them.

Barfly

Exterminate all rational thought. That is the conclusion I have come to.

Naked Lunch (I didn't need to google that one)

Sex with gods, you can't beat that!

Point Break

"I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"

Stand By Me

Cuckoo!

Hellraiser: Bloodline

For 12 years, I was held captive by the humans. The world I once knew has changed

Underworld: Awakening

"I drink your milkshake!"

There Will Be Blood (I didn't need to google that one either)

At least my brother's not my pimp. You know, I had you pegged for a loser the first time I saw you, but I was wrong. You're worse. You're a coward.

The Fabulous Baker Boys

"I love lamp."

Anchorman

I fantasize about a massive pristine convenience. Brilliant gold taps, virginal white marble, a seat carved from ebony, a cistern full of Chanel no.5, and a flunky handing me pieces of raw silk toilet roll. But under the circumstances I'll settle for anywhere.

TRAINSPOTTING

A martini. Shaken, not stirred.

Casino Royale

What is the most resilient parasite? Bacteria? A virus? An intestinal worm? An idea. Resilient... highly contagious. Once an idea has taken hold of the brain it's almost impossible to eradicate. An idea that is fully formed - fully understood - that sticks; right in there somewhere.

Inception

We've always defined ourselves by the ability to overcome the impossible. And we count these moments. These moments when we dare to aim higher, to break barriers, to reach for the stars, to make the unknown known. We count these moments as our proudest achievements. But we lost all that. Or perhaps we've just forgotten that we are still pioneers. And we've barely begun. And that our greatest accomplishments cannot be behind us, because our destiny lies above us.

Interstellar

The key to a happy life is to accept you are never actually in control.

Jurassic World

"No, I said 'allo,' but that's close enough." "No, I said 'allo,' but that's close enough."

Labyrinth
You know the part in scary movies when somebody does something really stupid, and everybody hates them for it? This is it.

Jeeper Creepers

Are you serious right now? What am I supposed to do? I should chuck your big ass right off this f***ing truck.

Magic Mike XXL


"That's bee-YOU-tee-ful, what is that, velvet?"

Coming to America

I'm so very tired, but I go now to my rest at peace. Knowing that I have done right with my time on this earth. I fought the good fight, I finished the race, I kept the faith.

The Book of Eli

"It's a moral imperative."

Real Genius

Thanks. I'll pass these out in the cancer ward.

Flight

"The place where a U.S. soldier goes to defecate, relieve himself, open his bowel, shit, fart, dump, crap, and unload, is called the latrine. The la-trine, from the French."

Biloxi Blues

Even in Paris, that's an unusual situation.

Even in Paris, that's an unusual situation.

April in Paris

"Guns are for show. Knives are for pros."

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

Holy shit, he fight clubbed himself! We have a fight clubber!

Horrible Bosses 2

Damn it, I burnt my sausage, again!!

Burnt

This causes it! This causes it! This causes it! Information overload! All the electronics around you poisoning the airwaves. Technological f*cking civilization. But we still have all this shit, because we can't live without it. Let me do my work.

Nosferatu & Wishmaster

"Meet me in Montauk.

Zodiac

"Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.

The Rock

I'm sorry for all those things I said to you last night. You're not the worst f*ck I ever had. Believe me, I've had worse. You don't puff or snorkel and make death-like rattles. As a matter of fact, you're rather serene in the sack.

Network

"It ain't white boy day is it?"

True Romance

They crafted a mask from the bones of kings, and awakened its wrath with the pure blood of their daughters. The mask summoned spirits of unspeakable evil giving them power no mortal men should possess.

Conan the Barbarian

"I'm too old for this zit!"

Lethal Weapon

So, you have never wrapped your legs around this Inman?

Cold Mountain

"It's not a puuuuma."

Kindergarten Cop

If you want to survive, do and say as little as possible. Tell no one who you really are and tell no one that you can read and write.

12 Years a Slave

"There's no place like Home Depot. There's no place like Home Depot."

Old School

Go to the ocean. Put your backs to it and protect yourselves there.

*My qoute was
The Wizard of Oz*


Planet Terror



"I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to rake this anymore."

Paparazzi

"I wish I knew how to quit stew."

Rand Peltzer, Fantastic ideas for a Fantastic World, I make the illogical logical.

Rand Peltzer, Fantastic ideas for a Fantastic World, I make the illogical logical.

Gremlins [1984]

You're going to ruin this mission.

Hidalgo

Now the time has come. I put two bullets in my gun. One for me, and one for you. Oh darling, it will be so beautiful.

Misery.

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!

Misery (1990)

But I worship you, master! I love you so much! I can't bear displeasing

Gone With The Wind & Absolutely Anything

Not with his hands. He had his little demon do it for him.

Not with his hands. He had his little demon do it for him.

Monkey Shines

Mad Max: Fury Road

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