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...was killed

I'm not a leprachaun

Not president of Serbia xD

Not a wall ornament

Not tired. ..still...ugh

Not a millionaire

I'm not a thumbtack.

Not a frying pan

Not a micro wave

not a taxi

Not a stick of gum

Not a douchebag

Not a student

Not here

Not ok at the moment

Not a favorite of kiss asses

Not a tampon

Not a bunny

Not ready for work

Not cold

Not a hamster

Not a turtle

Not anything absolute.

Not a bird

Not a Ant

Not a taxi

Not an inanimate object

Not a mindreader

Not a ghost

Not politically correct

Not a crayon

Not a car thief

Not a gun

Not a weapon

Not home

Not a creep

not a tall person

Not a rat

Not a short person

Not a number

Not a coyote

Not stinky

Not naughty...sometimes.

Not a muppet

Not a Rapper

Not a moviestar

Not an Actress

Not a problem

Not a Daredevil

Not a lawful citizen

Not someone to be caught while being unlawful.

Not sleepy

Not a shop alholic

Not a werewolf

Not a clown

Not a butterfly

Not a footstool

Not a towel rack.

Not a furnace

Not an animal...well maybe a little lol

Not a shoe shiner

Not a lawyer

Not a man

Not a super hero

Not a cat

Not a clock

Not a demon

Not an ant

Not a director

Not a pilot

Not a slave

Not a dog

Not a Dom

Not a Dom

Not a Dom

Not really here lol

Not happy with my repetitive comments lol

Not drinking coffee at the moment

Not a hedgehog

Not a mug

Not a rich bish

lol

Not spoiled

Not sleepy

Not a dryer

Not a snake

Not impatient

Not lazy

Not Madonna lol thanks god lol

Snickers

I'm not a tin can

Lol
Not hungry

Not a lawn mower

I am not a yard chair

Not an ornament

Not thirsty

Not a bad person.

Not a zombie

Not a poodle

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