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Party it up like no tomorrow.

I really don't want to be gassed to death. LOL

What kind of gas? Laughing gas?

Laughing gas is a good option.

Might as well drag this name in here too.

Amber!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

O_O

OK, who cut the cheese??

-Points to Mag- She did it.

Yup it was all Mags.

ok then

Damn!! It stinks in here!!

Blame Mags she did it

Haha hi guys

Good place for a stick up..ewww

oh my did you say gas i have a lot of it and dont have a clue why lol

Oh no

Yawns

Seems methane is the most common gas that comes to mind. >.>

yes and no one light a mach and with me oh nooo to late its in my name lol i better keep it on the down low as they say ...

-lights a match- someone said matches?

sits in the corner

Uh oh, someones got a case of da bubblies!! PU!!

looks at you

i must have had some beens man did i... oh never mind i just cant say it

Beans, Beans are good for your heart. The more you eat, the more you fart. The more you fart, the better you feel. So eat your beans at every meal!! Oh dear, did I beak wind?? Wow! That could knock the buzzed off a $h!twagon!! OOFA!!

*buzzard* Damn typos!!

I some times let one rip so nosy that it wakes me up and that's not easy to do .

sits in the corner

Damn!! Its STILL stinky in here!! PHEW!!

comes in and drops an SBD...Giggles.

Pardon me for being rude, it was not me, it was my food; it just popped up to say hello, but now it's gone back down below.

farts in CR8054's face... LOL!!

RaWR

BRRRTTT!!!!

MEOW o.o

LOL!

Streaks through the thread and runs out! :P

Drops a bomb on VampRails.

Good lord what died in here sprays air spray and runs away.

hehe

Let's go see what's in this haunted cage real quick. :P

Let's just say tear gas will make you ignore everything, but then you will only concentrate on the pain in your eyes. That would be more like a massacre than a party.

sits in the corner

Walks in and cuts the cheese.. >:-D

Yawns

Damn!! Whew!! You know its bad when you cant even take your own brand!!

Lol

:-P

Nice to see it being semi active I zoned out and forgot I made this. >.>

how is everyone

Ok, but gassy!! Welcome to Mr D's Fart Factory!!

>.>

Oh wow! HAHA O_o

Ealks in then runs back out

No..

You don't just LEAVE the gas chamber..

It don't work like that around here. LOL :P

Whew!! It still stinks like hell in here!! Anyone have a gas mask??

Yes it does ,lol:) and i have a gas mask for everyone who need it very bad;)

Oops! I just made the room even smellier!

farts in cr8054's face!

yawns

Darnit Emperor!! Thats it I'm getting even!!

I thought this was the Oxygen bar? Lol :-) Goes back outside for fresh air»»»»»»

Whew! It smells rotten in here!! That smell could knock the buzzard off a shitwagon!! (Wretching)

Oops! I dropped the bomb!

yawns anyone else bored

The violent expulsion or subtle seepage of organic methane from the anal cavity

looks at my knife

that looks good

O_O that drink though

could anyone else use a hard drink

I could use a maxed forum post count so I can go back to forgetting I have to post in the forums. :(

hmmm gas , drinks, methane, Oh boy...lol

Oops! I think I added to the methane count in here. (giggles)

waves to everyone

Hmmm we need a victim :D

hands yous a stuffed unicorn

I hope this is that disgusting specimen of a unicorn we were conversing about earlier. :D

omg

lol

I have the demolished unicorn here... or... what's left of it. ;)

**throws up cotton all around haha

OK... One down.. Where's our NEXT victim??

hands you elmo

Elmo gets a noose out my garage window :P

Next victim please.. ;)

hands you barney and runs

Oh no..

This one?

This one gets a stick up his rear end :P

Now where did that chick go? Muwahahaha

giggles why me

The dog did it!!

The dog did it!!

The dog did it!!

The dog did it!!

What dog?

I have a diet that consists of a lot of insoluble fiber.

looks around

Poison gas??? :)

"holds nose" damn whats that stench

oh thats the rotting unicorn in the corner

ohhhh damn didnt anyone think about BBQing it after killing it?

nah we didnt want to be coated in glitter

lol thats what skinning is for..lol only one has to be glittered the rest benefit...lol

omg lol

well you dont cook a unicorn with the skin on that would be all hairy and the smoke and burning hair smell everywhere, picking glitterand fur out of your teeth...smh

just yuck thats all i got to say

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