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name a reason youd be better off dead






i killed it with o more laundry

No more dirty dishes.

Noore cooking

No more having to eat.

No more drinking

No more sunshine.

No more control by humans

No more long work days.

No more paper work

no more religion or politics

No more alergys

No more installing floors.

No more noises

No more kicking carpet.

No more bad dreams

No more spreading flooring glue.

No. More cleaning the bunnies

can't think of a reason... don't you love my hair

No more boring conversations with the mundane

Great hair he he

Never be sad again

Family will have money to pay bills!

No more hair brushing lol

No more getting sick.

No more getting to hot

I agree with that one, for sure.

No more taxes to pay

No more bad music. Which is in over abundance.

Agree

Never have to put up with bs again

Never any more pointless drama.

Never needing to worry about finances

No more pennies taking up space in the change jar!

No more listening to complaints

No more musicals.

No more watching silly plays

No more love lost.

No more problems

No more skanks.

No more heart ache

No more life.

No more plans to make

No more dates.

No more rating stuff.

too much family bullshit

No more responsibilities.

no more idiots asking to be turned

No more sickness.

No more hate

No more love.

No more pain

No more lack of pain.

Wouldn't need to eat, so that's a plus. Then I would just torment the living, finding myself unrestrained by temporary rot.

No more smoking.

no more going to the bathroom

No more cottage cheese.

no more maniacs killing each other

Cremation please before incontinence sets in at old age

No more grocery shopping.

no more hunger

No more bad jokes.

no more stupid drivers

No more sex.

no more technology flaws

No more smiles.

no more dealing with disappointments

No more happiness.

No more headaches

No more words.

no more crazy bacon lovers

No more protesters.

no more soap operas

No more GOLF!

No more bills

No more rent.

No more worries

No more static.

No reason at all

No pain

Life is happy

No more happy.

No more non sense

No more gossip.

no more humans

No more living.

no more work

No more hot days.

no more phones. god i hate them.

Agreed