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I AM Above..

A bottle of water

A lobotomy.

a rope

A knife

a car..

A metro card

A new computer

a house..

Money

A kiss

a hug

A sucker punch.

A shove

Gives her a deep passionate kiss

Gives you a long hug

a Kitty

a snicker's bar

Godiva chocolate

A set of black taper candles

shoes

some more heavenly angels

Halloween Candy

squirrel skeleton

An enema.

Latex gloves

A root canal....with no anaesthetic . >:)

goathead soup

lots of chocolate

A handshake

A handshake

A wedgie

Some money.

A melvin

What the hell is a Melvin?

Oh well here's some booze instead.

A melvin is a front version of a wedgie,

Oh thanks, I've never heard of that term before.

Oh well, here's some candy you might as well eat it because I'm not.

Happy Halloween everyone!

a cup of hot tea

a albino tiger

An ivory chess set

A baby otter

awww :D

An aquarium with beach sand, salt water, and tropical fish

:D love it!

A pumpkin plushie

A headbutt.

sense

and a box of feminine hygene products

A hug

friendship

admiration and respect

a straw for the suckup LOL

Syphilis

A medicine that cures all to give to the lady above him

A nervous breakdown.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

^lol

More beer!

A kiss

a vile of blood

A high five

An adult beverage.

a bartending job

A six pack of imported beer

An epileptic fit.

A hug. Seems like he could use one and ^5 Writer. lol

A bullet. Back off dearie, I'm a grizzly bear not a teddy bear! so no hugs for me! >:P

Prison. For attempted murder.

A coffin, since it was a successful murder.
I never fail.

A get out of jail card

A cup of coffee

eternal life..

Hey thanks! No more worries about needing time to do anything!

A room full of gems

Sniffles to use as amo

Skiddles (darn spell check)

A spellcheck program.

A surprise that i don't die easily *smirks*

A funeral.

A paint brush

A rating

A hug

A hi five

A piggy back ride

A bottle of Royal Crown

a giftcard

Godiva chocolate

A basket of fruit

a new jacuzzi

A straitjacket.

another hug

an enema.

a massage therapist

A cruel dentist

a cup of coffee

A walk through the autumn leaves

a thoughtful conversation while walking in autumn leaves :)

A hand to hold.

A good book to read

A fruit basket

Friendship

A bottle of red wine

Flowers

A basket of imported soaps

A button to a nuclear bomb strapped to someone.

^^LOL

A bag of new wooden baseball bats!

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